Class act 🙄 (sarcasm)

Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them. The cat:

Briefly it seemed like Mont Blanc was going to enforce boundaries, but then he just flopped over.

Can I pet that dog?!?

Christmas list article called “gifts for him” and it’s all various things to that could be murder weapons. Or legos

I… do you think he realized he was saying Reiner was killed by one of his supporters???

incredible things happening at the nazi bar

everyone in nyc posting pics of the snowfall but my attention is elsewhere

A movement that demands grace and empathy whenever someone from their side suffers while offering none to the other isn’t really a movement that gives a shit about anything other than power and control

Catmus Tree 🎄🐈‍⬛ youtube.com/shorts/drC1r...

Square Kitty sitting in a cube 🤭

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw

Optimus: "I'm out, adios, bye!" Abort, retry, fail? You selected: fail

Dry your owls

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Rest in peace, Meathead

They tried to kill us. We survived. Let’s eat.

"If you must die anyway... better to die for something grand." Why do Russians willing throw themselves into the meat grinder of Putin's failed war in Ukraine? @ElviraBary explains the origins of Russia's death cult. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcJ...

another ICE grab from within our Portland Catholic community. Evelyn is a high school student whose father was assaulted and abducted while she was in the car. My parents have dear friends who know the family and asked for help spreading the word. Please donate and boost if you can 💕

if these kids were conservative influencers, it would not have been "things can happen"

It is physically impossible for cats to be this chill during baff tiem youtube.com/shorts/Br6jb...

Tyranny

Encountering a misinformation campaign in real time. The bystander who tackled the gunman at Bondi was identified as Ahmed el Ahmed (link below). But in almost every tweet I saw, there are people claiming the real person is "Edward Crabtree," referencing a website called "The Daily."

Technically, raiding homeless encampments is connecting with the lower classes

The State Department got rid of Calibri for being too woke but the Trumpiest typeface story is Instrument Serif. The work of a Venezuelan graphic designer, Instrument was made to be an open source font. Trump made it the face of his second term: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

“‘For the Reinvention of Man’: How a Conservative Debating Society at Harvard Pushed Women From Its Ranks *** The John Adams Society began quietly excluding women from membership this semester…It is now effectively functioning as a single-sex organization.” 12/8/25… 1/

"Things corporate media accepts without question" for $500

I use a bottle opener to lift the lid *ever so slightly* to break the seal. It's never failed.

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

Covered Bridge #Photography

Shit you see in LA are these little courier robots just casually strolling on by.

Source, if you’re like me and don’t believe things when they’re text on images: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors. Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life. www.mygrandfatherscat.ca

HAFFY BURFDAY DICK!!!!! MUSICAL LEGEND AT 💯

@jeremyokelley.bsky.social I'd do that too if it got that kind of reaction out of humans youtube.com/shorts/cdeu_...

White genocide is when a neighbor has a weird name. White genocide is when you hear a new language for the first time and don't understand it. White genocide is when the girl who ghosted you, after you generously offered to breed her, starts posting Insta pics of her new favorite ethnic cuisine.

Snowflakes of the highest magnitude LOL zeteo.com/p/trump-revo...

Me: So the options are 'Fuck, Marry, Kill’? My lawyer: we went over this, just say, "not guilty”

Anti-vaxxers are counting on the rest of the society to protect them while refusing to do their own part to upkeep society's ability to actually do that. We're at a breaking point where society just can't protect these anti-vaxxers, or anyone else, from the consequences of their bad choices anymore

Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!

We discovered a Goodreads page linked to the email address of a top Pentagon official featuring pornographic books about “Asian wife sharing.” The story gets wilder from there.

I play The Sims long enough to start viewing human interactions around me like they were Sims running around carrying out their programmed behaviors, according to their stats.

wearing a company shirt to the office party like i'm an NPC

Have you submitted the appropriate "Oh My Gosh" request form?

WOW; a DEEPLY corrupt move by the immigration courts; clear collaboration with Trump admin officials to produce a specific result with zero notice to the party and ALSO in a situation where the judge facially lacks jurisdiction; the judge had denied a motion to reopen and the case is on appeal.

Enjoy the war you voted for, America.

Hoooooooly shit it really is that vague. $15K to the government and $1-2MM to ???

MY box.

I don't think bragging about being given 3 cognitive exams as president is the honor he thinks it is... 🤭