"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

The boyfraaaands

#art #drawing #jaguar #blackjaguar #petroglyph #glyph

The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA

This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.

Poor bastard’s starving

da chomp

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. But I could

It rules that the list of cities to host a World Cup Final is like London, Berlin, Rio De Janeiro, East Rutherford, NJ

GAY TRANS MEN!!! specifically im thinking abt T4T GAY TRANS MEN!!!!

The surface of this guitar is E Ink, like in your ereader, so you can change it to any colour or pattern of colours. And because it only uses power to transition colours, not to maintain a colour, the battery lasts for ages.

thank fuck my time here is severely limited lmao

Seriously artists, leave Twitter. You will NOT lose business. Your clients WILL follow you here. Most, if not all, have an account here anyways. They aren’t there because they love Twitter, they are only there because of you. Yesterday was the best day to do it. Today is the next best option.

Blue bleet boy! 🦌 Head complete for Juniper the deer! 🩵 t.me/MidnightMkrs

Chocolate strawberry gecko 🍓 #ArtFight attack for fuzzi-squeegii! #artfight2026 #art

i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart

this is why even though I may never move back, I harbor so much pride being from this fuckass state. common NJ W

Crayons

It's Fuck A Dragon Day, and Gullax is offering his services. One of my favorite comms ever from @roidnsfw.bsky.social.

Revenge attack for @hexxhorn.bsky.social —————🐍🖤————— #artfight #teamtragedy #furryart #art

a trio of taiyaki ice cream wurmple adopts! 🍨 toyhou.se/40488144.tai...

Hector The Big Bad Wolf 🐺💜

Seriously, a HIGH BEE WARNING now???

so many towns and cities are destroyed by cars it's unreal. like it's not just putting highways where houses used to be, it's the food deserts, it's congesting traffic so bad that crossing a street becomes russian roulette. the US treats cars better than people lol

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THIS IS DIABOLICAL 😭

This BEAST keeps attacking me

Duuuudes look at this fucking plum I can’t capture how jewel like it is! Tastes like eating pure magic 💚

The Human Complains About The Spaghetti

This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked

some chud in a pickup almost hit me in the oncoming lane, at a stop sign, because he took such a wide right turn you'd think he was avoiding a pot hole or a pedestrian. I am in a fucking mini cooper. If you're a pickup driver i think less of you and your driving skills and I am not sorry.

Taco Bell has only ever wanted the best (crunchwrap supreme) for us. Taco Bell has only ever wanted us to thrive (eat crunchwrap supremes). I will never stop loving Taco Bell.

I'm dying at the crumbl cookie drinks. They have so much sugar in them that it's an equivalent of eating like over a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and people are like "WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS" And I'm like "ITS BECAUSE MORMONS AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO DRUGS"

just having a light snack

salmon beast adopt! available on my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/s/5404790aa5 🐾 #furry #mantledbeast #adopt #art 🐾

warmin up with a barbarian unicorn! 🪓🦄 idea for alex

loki: you know i didn't actually fuck that horse thor: then why did you tell everyone you fucked that horse loki: to play tricks on them, of course thor: tricks convincing them you fucked a horse for an end goal of what? loki: loki: you know how sometimes you just start saying things? thor: no

there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that

the one and only

It's so difficult to get cis people to understand the jk Rowling thing isn't that she doesn't like us so you should punish her. It's if you give her franchise any kind of support you are contributing to trans people being excluded from society

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.