I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Hell I got them both right and I'm an idiot American who had a stroke

How to make a joke for all generations 68±1

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

this sick old turd said this to a kid

I NEED - dashare.zone ADMIN

it's that time of year

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

I'd be a great college football GM because I see a QB named "Maverick McIvor" and WHOOPS didn't even ask anyone, he's signed

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Ooh girl what's that smell that's right it's a Third Amendment case brewing

and with the out of office set, I no longer have to wear pants until 2026

He makes a good point.

Looks like Kalen DeBoer will be able to make his deadline

@beanjbunny.bsky.social Time for a name change?

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Big night for ignorant people asking why Delaware is wearing Michigan’s helmets

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, they were all of them deceived for another ring was made.

Picturing Trump rubbing his FIFA Peace Prize like a demented crystal ball before he posts the most deranged shit you've ever seen online.

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

TIL that Flute Guy (aka Pedro Eustache) has a Twitter x.com/EustachePedro

Texas A&M knocks off undefeated Nebraska in 5 sets and is headed to a national semifinal, Nebraska's first loss at home since 2022 (Minnesota)

Merry Truckmas

The exception is Kentucky, whose soda (Ale-8-One) is the nectar of heaven

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

"your password must contain at least one special character" bro they're all special to me

Sharing this because it's funny.

Absolutely it was seeing Star Wars Episode II in the theater at midnight. Yeah it was a dogshit movie but let me tell you reader, when Yoda whipped out that lightsaber the crowd LOST THEIR COLLECTIVE MIND.

It’s that time again…

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.

I just realized we get to see Flute Guy again tonight. Yes!

When a 3 pm meeting actually starts in Italy

just logged into Nextdoor for the first time in a month, the boomers are still nailing Accidental Dril tone

i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me

lmao

UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD

Jim Caviezel stars in HOSPITAL MAN

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

Falling asleep at work consequence free? Yeah I'd pretty much say that's the American dream.

Happy for this guy and his family

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company