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A Baja Blast and a latte later and I might be waking up

I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone.

nobody expects a catholic butlerian jihad

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Is that shit peppermint? Gimme.

Re: the Louisville Kings

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

His Swiss Cheese brain only remembered "hard math problem" and confabulated the rest.

Connecting the dots from Chrono Trigger to The Adventures of Elliot

On the tube

This is so sad. We were promised AI that would handle mundane tasks for us and free us up to do art and culture. Now it's just feeding us slop and taking our jobs and destroying our forests so some rich dickhead's stock can go up a hundredth of a point.

Holy shit it's gonna be like the former CEO of Lexington Blue Roofing or some shit ukathletics.com/news/2026/05...

No we're not going to be talking about it in a week because Trump's gonna threaten to nuke Australia or some other crazy nonsense.

I hate AI the way Elmo hates Rocco. It’s not alive! We shouldn’t be doing what it tells us to!

My fuckass congressperson, ladies and gentlemen:

Massie losing means we never have to believe that any Republican actually believes in anything ever again. Fuck em all. Cucks. All of em.

Dudes with hobbies rock.

Holy shit remind me not to fuck with r/orioles

Watching a Breath of the Wild stream and my god, I want another one of those games so badly. Not Tears of the Kingdom (which is excellent in its own way) but takes place in a new area that's newly explorable. A game that recaptures the magic of finding out what's over that next mountain.

I mean... which King Charles? Cause there was a King Charles that was very, very much the target of a "No Kings" protest.

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Tomorrow’s goal: work Boss Baby 2 into every single conversation. But if someone brings up Boss Baby 1, end the talk immediately and walk away fast. We’re not playing that game.

This is what it means when we say "it just means more". It doesn't mean we'll necessarily win more games. It means that when we lose we'll go on some absolutely disproportionate "stalk the coach's children at school" shit. How many trees did Ohio State fans get arrested for poisoning exactly?

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

That part isn’t going so well, but at least I remember how to resolve a stack mechanic.

Picking up FFXIV for the first time since Trump resumed office… trying to remember a time when I believed problems could be solved and people could be reasonable.

Attn: #StarfleetAcademy costume complainers

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Hat Club is now selling a White Sox hat with a Vatican City flag patch on the side. It kind of rules, tbh. www.hatclub.com/products/595...

Re: CFP expansion - It's going to happen because money. The idea that there's this sacred Regular Season to preserve is silly. I'm tired of every team playing paid cupcakes to boost records because losing once or twice kicks you out. Expand the playoff field and ban cupcake scheduling.

Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox

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Yeah like my brain knows that it's not Covid because it doesn't transmit the same way, but every time the administration tells us there's nothing to worry about, I worry!

Behind the scenes at MST3K production

I was really not worried about the hantavirus until this administration started saying more and more forcefully everything is fine

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