The day I need a chatbot to help me write a journal entry is the day they put me in the ground.

I’m lying in a bubble bath listening to thunder and eating madeleines you wish you had my life

goblin mode activated

#TransRights

goblin mode activated

All libraries should have postcards.

So one thing I really like about xteink x4 is that it doesn't have a touch screen. The first couple of days I kept tapping it but once I broke the habit I realized how nice it is to not lose your place by bumping the screen.

It's not as smoky here as it is elsewhere but my eyes and throat still hurt. Stay safe, smokier folks!

When the kids were little I used to sing the Marseillaise to them and when Baboo was 4 he had that allergy test where they scrape your back in like 50 places and he was lying on the table sobbing "Sing the Marseillaise mama" so I stood in the exam room and sang it over & over 'til the test was done.

Happy Bastille Day! I'm wearing a Phrygian cap and knitting with needles as quick as a guillotine's blade.

I’ve been watching a show on a streaming service with commercials and wow, there are a lot of drugs that I have never heard of

When the kids were little I used to sing the Marseillaise to them and when Baboo was 4 he had that allergy test where they scrape your back in like 50 places and he was lying on the table sobbing "Sing the Marseillaise mama" so I stood in the exam room and sang it over & over 'til the test was done.

Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts!

I am “have to sit on a heating pad for 30 minutes every morning before I can walk” years old.

My brother was a night manager of a grocery store. There is no way I could keep an entire store in my head AND be nice to people at the same time.

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg

Prayers up for a three-fer.

Y’all I’m still pissed they cancelled Mission Seattle.

I have tweaked the temperature ranges so I can use more colors so I have to start over. I have 72 days to finish this before our anniversary. I have faith in myself and my ability to hyper-fixate. 🧶

First Man > Project Hail Mary

First Man > Project Hail Mary

I’ve been watching a show on a streaming service with commercials and wow, there are a lot of drugs that I have never heard of

RETVRN but it's just shooting a firehose of federal funding for a new WPA

I don’t know whether this means “hot as in attractive” or “hot as in temperature” but I can assure you I am both

Cardi climbs up under the haircut cape and snuggles up and goes to sleep. You KNOW I never book a cut on Thursdays.

It's the middle of summer and my hair is touching my neck.

I’m making a temperature blanket for 1996, the year we got married. I’m on January 2 lol

Excited to see this little guy today! In other shots you can see the red spots on top of his head so I think he’s a hairy woodpecker

I guess I should be happy there is an iQIYI app on my TV at all but omg it is so bad.

Young people I have a question are “LOVEEEEE” and “CUTEEEEE” pronounced like “lovey” and “cutie” or like “looove” and “cuuuute”? I see them all the time with the -EEEEE at the end and I don’t understand what is going on phonetically.

Dress for the job you want. (This one is always easy for me)

My most memorable Fourth of July was when I was a kid and my grandma lived in Torrance you could stand on her front lawn and see the fireworks that they were setting off at the beach. One year an almost-spent firework landed on her front lawn and lay there, glowing and singeing the grass. EXCITING!

Happy morning!

My most memorable Fourth of July was when I was a kid and my grandma lived in Torrance you could stand on her front lawn and see the fireworks that they were setting off at the beach. One year an almost-spent firework landed on her front lawn and lay there, glowing and singeing the grass. EXCITING!

July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

What are the odds that the 850k fireworks will be cancelled or downgraded? I just can’t see them pulling off that many fireworks.

Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Steve Rogers tonight.

I can’t believe I’m reposting a Reddit ad like some sort of pathetic corporate shill but is it time for the next episode of See You At Work Tomorrow yet? www.reddit.com/u/SamsungUS/...

Had to admit to a govt official in Quebec today that my French is very bad. I need to go back to school.

Every morning I say out loud “Oh I have to eat breakfast so I can take my meds” just in case anyone spying on me though my window might think I’m eating for fun and not nutrition. I blame this on a Jenny Craig “counselor” who shamed me for eating a pickle spear at a BBQ in 1996.

No fighter jet flyovers here just a lot of important crow business.

A blep for you.

OMGGGG I WILL BE WATCHING

FORGET IT

Every morning I say out loud “Oh I have to eat breakfast so I can take my meds” just in case anyone spying on me though my window might think I’m eating for fun and not nutrition. I blame this on a Jenny Craig “counselor” who shamed me for eating a pickle spear at a BBQ in 1996.

Was successfully reading at lunch in Ivar’s Seafood Bar (keep clam) and the waitress was very intrigued with my “tiny kindle” lol

First impressions of Xteink x4: Holy mackerel it's tiny Books copied to microsd (included w adapter); microsd goes in device No touch screen takes some getting used to Pages turn FAST Button navigation not intuitive for me; I had to keep looking at the diagram Screen is *super* crisp & gorgeous

Important context. I support DR Congo sartorially and post-colonially.

THE HERETICS HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT