Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part.

I’ve heard their perspective and it fuckin sucks. I’m done!

My friend who is on a cruise just sent me photos of Stromboli and now I have “Ingrid Bergman” in my head. music.apple.com/us/album/ing...

That's a solid life motto, right there.

Rawbraining it

I hate the word normie. Use "mundanes" like we do in the SCA.

Reminder that if unions didn't protect your rights and benefit you a worker, then companies wouldn't go to such great and dramatic lengths to try and stop them from forming

Fix your hearts or die.

I have been making the same banana bread recipe for over thirty years and today I mixed up the baking soda and baking powder - it’s a flat mess that I’m sure tastes awful. The brain fog is killing me

fuckin watch me prove you wrong

Marie is not welcome in Cascadia.

I have a dog playdate today with a woman I met at puppy class. I am TERRIFIED. I’m already queasy thinking about what dumb thing I’m gonna say. Who knows what it will be? I don’t yet but I know it will be so embarrassing. Don’t lecture me about not worrying in advance. I KNOW I KNOW

If I were an artist I would now draw Tolkein looking like a Toller.

Marie is not welcome in Cascadia.

Doing the entire appointment this doctor kept saying is your pain under control? Is your pain under control? I just wanna make sure that you’re not in pain. Etc. What is going on. This has literally never happened to me in my entire life before yesterday.

My doctor today is named Dr Mugglestone a name which I can only imagine has been a burden.

My ER doc yesterday was Dr. Hauser, and I respect his courage to go into the medical field with that last name.

ancestry dot com KNOWS NOTHING

the best to ever do it

I hate AI the way Elmo hates Rocco. It’s not alive! We shouldn’t be doing what it tells us to!

If I were an artist I would now draw Tolkein looking like a Toller.

Me: so all the tests have determined nothing ER Doc: well we’ve determined it’s not an emergency I didn’t think it was THAT’S WHY I WENT TO URGENT CARE 😭 I will say that my affluent housewife cosplay worked like a charm - I was OFFERED pain meds THREE TIMES. IN AMERICA.

The Cascadia Dept of Bioregion has changed their stickers to incorporate the Pride flag, so I had to buy more. #CascadiaDay cascadiabioregion.org/cascadiastor...

I hate AI the way Elmo hates Rocco. It’s not alive! We shouldn’t be doing what it tells us to!

Went to urgent care! They sent me to the ER! I am annoyed!

I don’t want to record people. I want glasses that will let me watch Star Trek when people think I’m paying attention to them.

I got some of those buttons to let your dog “talk” to you and we started with “outside”. Mika cannot seem to get it! The other day I heard “Outside Outside!” coming from the living room so I ran in there ready to let her out and tell her how smart she was. I was so excited!

I feel like every other player makes their Where Winds Meet character super sexy but I just want to be a cutie pie.

If you have a problem with this, meet me in the Denny's parking lot at 2am.

I think I have a pretty good idea.

Other font websites are crammed full of AI, subscriptions and eye-wateringly expensive licenses that allow you to do the bare minimum. Our font pack gives you 1200+ fonts in a variety of styles, full commercial use, no subscription. It's a no-brainer right? ci.itch.io/all-fonts-pack

Hard to believe we have to sit adult men down and explain that AI IS NOT YOUR MOMMY.

I have never regretted an Apple purchase until now.

The Episcopal Church isn't perfect but we got this right.

French toast, eggs, biscuits and gravy (which i will probably only eat two bites of but will be delicious), fruit, coffee. The only thing I miss about living in the South is the food.

Happy #CascadiaDay! May 18th is the 46th anniversary of eruption of Loowit (Mount St. Helens), a forceful reminder that our bioregion is alive, and that monumental shifts can happen here at any time. - Portland: luma.com/7ukng7o0 - Seattle: cascadiademocratic.org/event/cascad...

The Cascadia Dept of Bioregion has changed their stickers to incorporate the Pride flag, so I had to buy more. #CascadiaDay cascadiabioregion.org/cascadiastor...

I hate the word normie. Use "mundanes" like we do in the SCA.

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

Every morning I clean the spam out of my boss's inbox. This morning he had 57 emails. 55 of those were Dem spam. Ludicrous.

Happy Cascadia Day!

*explaining the holy trinity* Ok you know how toner serum & retinol are all their own thing but exist collectively as a skincare routine

oh this is just what mama likes

University President: Good afternoon Class of 2026! Please put your hands together for this year’s graduation speaker, MOLOCH!!

I’m a nice church lady but ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT. I don’t want religion in government bc that leads to government in religion and no thanks. Leave me (and everyone else) alone to do my little spiritual walk.

I can only dream of being this beautiful. My goodness.

I think I’m doing okay for 61. I need a haircut tho.