can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob

The machine that is wrong all the time

I want the version of Albo that conservative Australians have in their heads for PM

Ough tummy hort I drinked too much at Christmas lunch

Me fr fr

JPEG compression notwithstanding, I think I’m pretty cute.

I feel like I only really became sentient in like 2018

I have the body of a female astartes and I fucking love it

Hey so this guy’s the antichrist, right?? We can all agree on that, yeah?

Yanks do ancestor worship and don’t even realize it. The most important ones are the Founding Fathers, but any well-off ancestors or nationally important figures get similar reverence.

if you do this to me after I die I will find a way to kill you

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

I am normalmaxxing at in-laws Christmas lunch

Gotta be twice as good for half the reward. Every fucking time.

Two Christmases in a row I’ve received rejection emails from the same PhD program. Love this.

call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.

Man I love ham

My favorite website is Wikipedia

I have a boyfriend, but I still identify as a lesbian. This is not something I will take questions on.

I’m a lesbian, but Greg Davies could do anything he wanted to me.

If you are a transphobe, you are not a leftist.

Why did I sleep on hack squats??

I don't believe in The Antichrist but I also somehow believe Jimmy Beast is The Antichrist

Just being in Queensland for like 24 hours has given me so much vitamin D that I swear I’m having a manic episode.

This was me, and then I broke my arm and covid hit

speeding cameras are literally 1984 and you’re a mark if you think otherwise

Blood on your hands www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

Guess I’m not buying Dark Heresy

JFK was the first chaser president

Transition is a form of ultimate total bodily autonomy and these are people who get off on total subjugation, on total power over someone else's body. Opposing transness is a currently socially acceptable way to support pedophilia and rape

Until they’re hoisting the Lombardi trophy, I cannot trust the Seahawks not to fuck this up, but god damn does it look like it’s coming home.

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

I would like to get vampire fangs. I think biting my boyfriend with them would fix me.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Excellent news

Clair Obscur’s now confirmed Gen-AI usage during the development process has caused their IGA debut and GOTY wins to be retracted.

Generative AI seeping into everyday life makes me feel like I’m losing my grip on reality. I straight up dissociate whenever I see AI content.