NORMAL SECRETARY OF HHS: “You should not inject saline into your balls.” RFK JR: “You should not inject saline into your balls. You should use colloidal silver.”

I keep seeing stuff like “fuck ICE! Let the TSA do their jobs!” THE TSA IS ALSO FASCIST THEY DON’T MAKE AIRPORTS SAFER THEY’RE ONLY GOOD AT MAKING YOU THROW AWAY YOUR WATER BOTTLE

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

People who want to do stuff at a different time should just update their schedules and not make it everyone else’s problem (Yes I’m pissy because it’s dark when I wake up again)

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

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I think about the violent animosity with which many people on here respond to being told “okay but it’s more complicated than that” or “here is some context you should probably know about and do not seem to be aware of” by people with whom they are actually in basic agreement

Let's say I'm at a settlement conference with a racist slumlord. The slumlord has harmed lots of people. Halfway through the conference, I suddenly whip out an AK-47 and kill the slumlord and half his tenants. "I liberated you," I say to the survivors. "How dare you oppose me!" Got it now?

Cartoonists: new visual aid about tangents and separating your planes just dropped

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

Updated my name to make it easier for ICE to identify me as someone who says “Fuck ICE”

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Doing art badly is good and sacred

"It’s really a shame that I learned all of this too late."

I think about this post at least once a week

Funny he should mention Prime and deportations…will have something to say about that tomorrow

Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.” Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity. So pathetic and weak.

Bovino out is good but let’s abolish ICE just to make sure.

The photo of the camera flying through the air is such a powerful symbol of the efforts to document the atrocities. I usually am dim on sofa activism. But when you share people's efforts to document the Minneapolis situation, you are helping. Share. Widely.

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

My wife keeps me semi-informed about the terrible shit people we know say on Facebook, and I’ve been sorely tempted to create a new account just to be obnoxious Deleting my account was great for my mental health, though, soooo probably not

maybe the 6 month old they tear gassed was driving right at them, maybe think about that before you pass judgement

You love to see it

Good local news. Glad Bari hasn't screwed this up yet.

as an artist, I basically live by this ancient tumblr post, and I'm not kidding.

They won't have the numbers to occupy the nation and force everyone to comply, and that's why they're engaged in such an aggressive show of force. They're hoping we all get cowed into submission and do their work of suppression ourselves. Once again, no. The mantra remains "fuck you, make me."

I haven’t done a deep dive on this dude so he might suck, but I was extremely happy to see that Mark Warner has a primary challenger www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com

Just texted a friend "can you remind me when you're around tomorrow/overmorrow" and I just think if a few of us really gave it a try suuuper casually we could bring back this word for day after tomorrow next year

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here? 2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

Good grief, this AI hype session included a dude using ChatGPT to generate shitty music We make emergency dispatch software

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

It’s official: We just added a Democratic trifecta in Trump’s backyard! This win puts a big obstacle in front of Trump & his MAGA minions. Now it’s up to Governor-elect Spanberger and the new Democratic majority to keep building on that mandate and protect Virginians from their problematic neighbor.

I’m pumped about the margins in the VA governor race. My city, which is home to Liberty fucking University, went 60% for Spanberger. I really hope these people don’t immediately check out

hateful dipshits really taking a beating tonight

hang this exchange in the Musée d'Orsay

Politicians are emotionally damaged individuals who think they are the best person in a whole city, state, or country to do things. There's something wrong with them. They serve us and our needs, and feeding them adulation only encourages their worst defects. They need puppy training, not devotion.

*Shocking* that health-tech companies would immediately turn to eugenics.

I might have to get this in poster form.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

There's one person who pays them $250 a month who cost Augment $15,000. Amazing stuff. Can only imagine how bad things are for Cursor or Replit www.augmentcode.com/blog/augment...

Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.