Q: Why are margaritas the safest Halloween drink? A: The liquor is in the middle of a salt circle, so ghosts and demons can’t get to it. 😉 👹👻

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

“OH NO! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!” Davis Schneider’s dad posted a video of the leadoff home run from his point of view

Caught wind this might be coming down the pipe this morning. Lions and Aidan Hutchinson have agreed to a four-year extension: www.detroitfootball.net/p/detroit-li...

The Blue Jays lose one of the most grueling games in World Series history, learn one of their best hitters will be out of the lineup… then beat the Dodgers 6-2 to even the series as if it were nothing. World Series is tied, and it’s going back to Toronto one way or the other.

Blue Jays winning this one on the road after LA took their hearts last night is big time baseball

YEAHHH!!!!

One of the rare times I’m glad my bags are taking a while to arrive on the carousel. Just noticed the water fountain at the Ottawa Airport. The water is spelling out: Go Blue Jays Go followed by a Canadian 🇨🇦 flag. So cool.

Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):

Ausar Thompson had a star turn to key Sunday's win in the home opener. He says he's in a really good place. Pistons owner Tom Gores says the franchise, also, is in a really good place. This week's Pistons Digest: www.nba.com/pistons/news...

Bien Joué! apple.news/AmhRckR0iTde...

We could stop talking about baseball like it's a problem that needs to fixed and more like it is a very popular sport we love.

FINAL: Pistons 115, Rockets 111. That's a clutch, gutsy win and their first victory of the season. Big plays by Cunningham and Reed down the stretch. Cunningham: 21 points, 9 assists, 7 rebounds Thompson: 19 points Reed: 13 points, 9 rebounds, 2 blocks

ahem

We have entered the Dodgers bullpen portion of the evening and it is GLORIOUS

Let’s GOOOO JAYS!!!!!! 🇨🇦

hey so for once there's an actual happy update to something our local ice cream guy came home and he's getting a green card

Hello! This weekend is my birthday. I don't usually announce it on social media bc all the happy birthday notes etc make me anxious (don’t ask, my brain is weird lol). But this year, given the :gestures at everything: I'd like to use this as an opportunity to get some mutual aid requests filled.

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

He's scaring everybody 🎃Join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/ScottMetzgerCartoons #halloween #dogs

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say

also everyone go follow them so maybe we can entice them with people. → @wpbl.bsky.social

I’m getting started early. Hi @wpbl.bsky.social admin, please post here.

WOOOWWWWWWW Go get your trophy JAYSSSS

These aren’t even my teams and I can hardly breathe

Same!

RAWRRRRR!!!!!

While I think it was fair to initially wonder what this Lions team might look like with the coordinator turnover, it has been clear just about every week that Dan Campbell should always get the benefit of the doubt because of his eye for coaching talent. What a great job by

#NFL Gibbs 78 yard run. DET 14-0

Sir Murray. #dogs #OldEnglishSheepdogs

Possibly the best one hit wonder of all time: www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

Game SEVEN BABY!!!!

Vladdy bomb, 5-0 Jays

Double plays for everyone!!!!!

This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.

Leylah Fernandez just got her 2nd title of the year. Of the 2 protagonist of that infamous US Open final she is the one who doesn’t get all the headlines. But boy what a quietly awesome little season she has had. Not too bad. #JapanOpen 🎾

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

No Kings-Dallas, TX

They’re handing out some pretty fun signs.

I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.

Beating the Ducks then losing to Sparty would be prettttaayyyyy funny

My heart is full! Cary NC has turned out spectacularly for No Kings!!

If you are just waking up, these should be most of the new accounts that are MAGA or have posted MAGA content since the Us Government decided to join in unison at 6pm on a Friday night

Finally some rain in Michigan; could be stormy too. Batten down those hatches. www.mlive.com/weather/2025... #PureMichigan #miwx

the feds already have a direct feed of everything via the firehose their arrival here is for intimidation or propaganda purposes (ie visa threat made by State Dept account) blocking them all immediately eliminates their ability to make everyone see their weird little videos and flaccid quote dunks

BLUE JAYSSSSSSS

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

In case anyone needs something to make for a tailgate this weekend, can I suggest Nick Saban’s favorite baked beans?

Well said, Jordan. www.mlive.com/wolverines/2... #ncaafb #cfb