Small Business Administrator Kelly Loeffler lies that small business is "booming" (new data shows actually small business optimism at its lowest point in nearly a year)

In a single sentence, our dementia-ravaged president says that he might not get the support of Senator Thom Tillis but it's OK because Senator Thom Tillis is not a senator anymore.

Glad to hear you're shagging again.

I love that sports bodies have decided the Russian invasion of Ukarine is over now... My guess is that they don't want to have deal with the other rogue states Israel and the US Russian and Belarussian swimmers permitted to compete under national flag - BBC Sport share.google/ZNnu5RRHmjkp...

The Woolwich are going bottle the league too 🤣

Grand National, 2 of those was very obvious for me this year!

For how cool the Artemis II mission has been ... recovery seems a bit chaotic and old fashioned 🤣

Imagine being the UK govt and not thinking Human space flight is cool and something we should be involved be in.

ARTEMIS II: SPLASHDOWN! Welcome home, astronauts! youtube.com/live/_veRvxj...

The #Artemis II crew rn

Welcome Home Artemis II/Integrity!!

Incredible how we are getting such a good live feed of the Artemis II crew returning! (He says as they enter the plasma blackout!) God speed Artemis II crew and Intergrity !!

Friday night under the lights #coyi

Well the FA cup dream dead for another year... Shit 1st half... 2nd half showed spirit and extra time exposed the sorry state of the squad along with a bit of bad luck for Areola with that landing. That poor kid having to come on to face penalties in that situation. Hope it doesn't knock him #coyi

So the Iran war was basically three birds one stone job to help Israel wipe another nation off the map, get the oil and gas price high for Russia and then destroy Nato for Russia ?

Thousands of candidates are expected to stand for Reform UK in May. The party claims they have the best vetting going. So why are people like this slipping through? 👇🧵

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/

Ah yes putting kids into prisons (especially the American prison) with hardened criminals will sort them right out and not put them under the direct control of gangs at all

Oh ffs why has the local lesiure centre change the fitness swim times? Like just cause its easter holidays doesn't mean every adults schedule has changed... Just fill in the usual class /school times with the swim for all sessions rather than changing the swim for fitness time

ICE at the Atlanta airport:

Very welcoming for tourism, a world cup year and the LA Olympics around the corner... Jesus, FIFA, IOC even the worse sort of places you've hosted events have at least let up on the hostility for the world stage.

If I was a tory MP at any point in the last 15 years I'd simply keep quiet about anything that required long term and sustained investment...

A record to celebrate for sure 😐

Alot of things could happen... Oh well opps a daisy, only the global economybeing tanked

Trump trying to explain what we're doing in Iran is like an eight year old trying to explain quantum mechanics.

One of us! One of us! One of us!!

Have we considered telling the energy companies they don't need to profit from every "shock"? Rather than proping them up with govt funds?

Damn, Gerry Baker. 👀

LOL FFS, just build HS2 properly all the way to Scotland for fucks sake, stop tinkering around the edges. The comments really get me. Half the country would seemingly be happy with cart and horse to get about rather than build anything worthy of the next 100 years. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I totally get and support tailgating being an offence, but why the heck is it only aimed at football fans? Surely this should apply to any large-scale event? There have been plenty of incidents at music festivals and gigs where this sort of thing has happened... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Oh god I'd hope the religious in this country are much less cult minded than American evangelicals

Trump’s vomit post about Mueller—and the MAGA 🌎 shrug—is based on the “not a good man” line they’ve memorized. His life & work bio is a rich example of the things conservatives claim to revere. What flips it to ‘not good’ is any act that shines light on Trump’s true nature for them & others.

Test cricket surely? It takes days... Also they are playing the game... its like chess. Its thinking time.

Maybe he should ask why his party leader does agree with the racist in that case and what sort of party he wants to be apart of...

Waking up every day and reading the news

The legacy of Mueller is that if you do diligent methodical careful work on a damning report, trusting to our institutions to do the right thing, damned liars will just tell damned lies about your work and the lies will stand, because institutions won't confront power and nobody does the reading.

Spoiler: The hat is cursed.

The fuck you mean? He has put NATO countires at more risk, created another oil crisis and given Russia extra income?

What’s that hissing sound? It’s the soft power vacuum filling up.

Aha ... when did food prices come down?

Tell you what lads....we men defo need to normalise getting pedicures more. My feet feel so good right now!! (An incredible amount of dead skin was removed from the souls of my feet by the poor lady though 🤣 sorry)

"We should have empathy for the president." Once again, the cult's cabinet officers insist that we must adjust our norms to make room for the world's most special little boy

A Labour govt ffs... wtf is wrong with them to oppose a student from gaza bringing their family to safety ? Sorry for the torygraph but was only link I could find. Gazan student can bring family to Britain www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03...

NIMBYs shouldn't get a say but what should be stopped is flats that are smaller than some hotel rooms... the flats need to actually be liveable and all blocks should provide a nice outdoor space (preferably with a BBQ area) share.google/rHHcAonXdJn8...

Ughh Ive been so called at going swimming this year but of course today the only Swim for Fitness session that is the whole pool and not just one lane split into 2 is just randomly canceled without reason on the app and then when you phone up "a private session or ceremony" ???

read the news today

Terrible kit reveal, no clear shots of it and it's all dark af. You can tell why, its a rather dull, nothing burger of an England kit. Not even a nice, proper collar. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWck...

My cat at litrally any time of the day.