Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs https://theonion.com/trump-diverts-all-science-funding-into-locating-the-smurfs/

Oh fuck off. Never seen the fucking sun on the ski slopes ya prick?

Christ... looks like he should be in a hospital.

Is he err confessing to something here?

Hope you are using different nozzle for the skid marks...

"I" All the shitstains around him just nodding pleased with the dictator creating another memorial to himself

He's a master of distracting us from crimes he's already committed by continuously committing new crimes. 5 months until the Midterms. #AccountabilityIsComing

“Having stripped them of their clothes, xAI now seeks to strip Plaintiffs of their pseudonyms" www.wired.com/story/xai-as...

I am the son of two police officers so I admit I am hardly unbiased here but I feel like the fact British policing has been hollowed out by massive budget cuts over a decade ought to be a larger part of the discussion than "DEI"

"Those shoes Trump makes me wear fit perfectly," said Rubio as he tripped.

he’s sort of a generational poster though

UK Resort just sounds like the next far right party.

Was there a point to voting Labour ?

This is just astonishingly, indescribably bad. Essentially, the ruling says that if someone is under a deprivation of liberty order, their accommodation and care no longer needs to be inspected.

ANOTHER ANGLE. Utah plates. Im fucking losing it. www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/...

Lol people should never have been allowed to drive generally

Has anyone found a sensible take on the Henry Nowak bodycam footage? I watched it and I can't quite make out what happend? Its clear he needed medical attention...but like theres no blood or anything? But obviously has been stabbed as he is dead and the other dude charged.

What I like about this is the suggestion he was hiding his opinions while at Ofcom.

If we had a real Department of Justice and a government official’s slush fund “settlement”—with terms that said nobody could investigate him or his family for their tax crimes—was just ruled void?!?…the next obvious step would be to immediately investigate these muthafuckas’ tax crimes. #JustSaying

FIFA peace prize winner there... bored with negotiations on peace...

Absolute king

Fucking hell...

A divided panel of appeals court judges has ruled that a Trump administration policy illegally banned transgender troops from military service. Follow live updates.

I had a very good call with Hezbollah

I note she doesn't mention that the DfT have ordered that Thameslink services be halved this summer to 1 train per hour for much of the day in SE London and north Kent. That includes crucial direct trains from stations with many new homes that interchange with the Elizabeth line.

Contrast between the Dept for Transport and TfL is stark. TfL recently boosted trains throughout Saturdays on the Elizabeth line as the leisure market is booming. DfT on the other hand to cut trains serving that same leisure market - reducing direct trains connecting to the Liz line to 1 tph.

"Putin has dedcied its time for pay back and it won't be as obvious to the idiots"

I didn't even realise there was porn on blue sky... I had no strong views either way (feel like there could be a comprimise where its turned on if you want to see that content) But just quote posting cause Porn Artista is a wild phrase.

yahweh berry blessed can is to reload the baptism water pistol

Either the voting public demonstrating they can't be trusted yet or a fix. Not sure which is worse. Jeremy Clarkson's Hawkstone Choir win Britain's Got Talent - BBC News share.google/ZwQmYbDinfh2...

Fucking hell there is Woolwich shirts out even over North Greenwich... Bit like at games you only hear them once they score.

Time for the The Mandalorian and Grogu round 2!!

How is the jubliee line having another Sunday afternoon fire alert?!

We have just had our lunch and we are waiting for Eileen's Apple Doughnut & my Vanilla Slice. Yummy yummy.

Another English institution effectively captured by the far right. No place for democratic parties like the SNP and Plaid Cymru (too divisive) but a platform for a convicted figure of the far right in a debate on an Islamophobic topic, broadcast by GB News.

I think I will pass…

Meanwhile in France: House for sale, €400k, comes with sex dungeon befitting its past use as “Upstairs at the Café René”

F365 not pulling any punches here. Hitting the nail on the head with a sledgehammer www.football365.com/news/champio...

I mean ... I don't disagree with immigration... But the actual solution is making housing affordable so people can afford to have kids instead of handing over most of their income to a Landlord of some description and the rest to the energy companies or supermarkets.

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"Steamlined" housing... ie.. we are going let developers get away with even more. We are going up with shanty towns in London ain't we? London housing crisis: New streamlined plans to 'boost homebuilding' | The Standard share.google/T6GOGHWsvyYe...

"Athletes have complained that the stadium now hosts too little athletics" How often were they expecting Ahletics to sell out a 60,000 seat stadium?! Also y'all can than Boris Johnson, Barry Hearn, Daniel Levy and Lord "no football" Coe for this contract.

“I fear for what horrors the fan base might soon endure, but I would be negligent not to give Andor its flowers.”

ALLEZ PARIS!! Thank you PSG for not making us put up with Woolwich fans winning the Champions League.

Don't let him near pens for England... don't try to be cute in a final ffs

Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.