guess i really am an ass woman then

guys, this is how you lose the time war

fyi for those who use bank of america - check your email for the update to the user agreement which introduces binding arbitration for any disputes and forbids you from joining a class action. you have 60 days to opt out and you absolutely should opt out

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goddamnit Liverpool

I believe you mean “so badly”

US adults with full-time paid jobs: Men: 73.8 million Women: 59.2 million

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

upgrading this to 98%

pretty sure jeffrey dean morgan is sitting across from me at the airport. like 88% sure.

I would like it if the people seeking the highest office in the land had a vision for the country that goes beyond a belief that power is good and they should be the one in charge.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Wickedly Talented Adele Dazeem

The most predictable thing ever happened. Don't say trans people didn't warn y'all. Another proud leopards eating faces party member.

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV declares the Iran War is “unjust” and “is not resolving anything.” After suggesting Trump is committing war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, he called on Americans to contact Congress to help end the war.

Where is fucking Franklin Graham now?

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Grand Rapids, MI Portland, ME and shout out to Wooster, OH which is such a cute little town! there is a cafe that has Cretzles there and i think about it every day of my life.

More of this. The Salvation Army is a transphobic cult.

just a normal packing list for a week long work conference

Geno is such a bitch

so @escalante.bsky.social are you ready to Run With Us? @racingloufc.com

Print this, frame it www.thehandbasket.co/p/refusing-t...

the important thing is that people establish that the real victim today is journalists by noon pacific. thank heavens we got that done.

The Supreme Court's "conversion therapy" decision today is indefensible on its own terms. A ton of medical regulations restrict speech on the basis of "viewpoint." Nobody thinks they're unconstitutional. This court just subjects pro-LGBTQ protections to special hostility. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Any society that allows this shit to happen is not a real society.

it’s a very good book! i am a people and i liked it!

I often feel weird being, like, "This Trans Day of Visibility, purchase my book!!" but publishing mass market fiction is the most visible thing I do, so... Plus a lot of people like it! You might as well! Hardcover and ebook out now; paperback in May. bookshop.org/p/books/wood...

i will accept $5 for a Hot n Ready cashapp: $itsElizaLee

call me werner the way it hurts, dog

cis people who won’t give up potter are awful, but cis people whose trans allyship starts and ends with boycotting potter are insufferable

Listening to Norma Jean, The Devil Wears Prada, and Vanna while doing homework like it’s 2008 is healing something in me. I wish I could have transitioned in middle school. I would have been a fucking menace (majoritive) in high school.

If any cis person seeing this doesn't know what it means, look up v-coding. And that was common practice BEFORE the Trump admin admitted to forcibly detransitioning trans prisoners, which I really wish I could convey to cis people how horrific such a fate is.

WE ARENT LYING, WE FACT CHECKED OURSELVES. Fuck Off.

you give me a live trumpet and i’ll start skanking to the mound. “this save? i’m gonna pickitup pickitup pickitup”

also fun fact my testosterone levels are actually lower than the average cis woman, I checked! I look like this cause I did a LOT of pullups and drank protein shakes but being trans actually put me at a DISadvantage

it's fine if harry potter meant a lot to you at some point in your life but if you are reading this, you are on bluesky, which means you are 37 years old, and even if the author wasn't a transphobic nutjob, it would be time to stop caring about children's books that much

the delegitimizing language used in news media is disgusting. as is using “science” to manufacture neutrality. my fucking thesis is gonna be a book i’m telling you.

You don't need to see that new Harry Potter trailer. You don't assist with the view count on that one

i know credit scores are literally designed to be unfair but i’m pretty amused in an irritated way to see that i lost 25 points for a card i pay off monthly going from 0% of my total debt to 9% of my total debt because it’s a new card i got to replace a card that got stolen because of a data breach.

NYT‘s Tom Edsall is appalled that Democrats won’t “moderate their stands on transgender rights, immigration and other issues”. Refusing to ban trans women in women’s sports, he writes, is a ”far out” position. His zealotry for moderation leaves no room for morality. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/o...

Luv 2 constantly be talked about by the president of the United States as though I'm some sort of plague on society. Very cool and very fun.

people think having ICE in airports is ok bc they're not "doing anything" having ICE in airports at all is innately bad! this is a bad line to have crossed, it is BAD they're in there!

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

the fact that i am just now finding out that Project Hail Mary has a sentient rock named Rocky and that the book was written by the same guy that wrote The Martian is indicative that the marketing has failed that move…i love sentient rocks and The Martian (movie)!

Here is someone running as a write-in to defeat Susan Collins in Maine and maybe people would find her as worth looking into as they find Graham Platner not worth looking into

just experienced Intense Gender Euphoria In A DSW