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I'm going to vandalize you

Victim Crankenstein

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

now... is there a Mr. Andrist in the picture?

Art by • Luis Royo

I tried to blow the dust off the opened Ancient Tome but instead spit my chewing tobacco all over. Can't make heads or tails of this fucking ritual diagram now. Page disintegrating.

She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film

Turns out there IS a mountain high enough. As I turn around to go back home, I see I'm at the mouth of a valley, more than low enough. I am trapped and defeated and I will die here

i derive joy from being slightly embarrassing. it's like micro-dosing some heavenly succour. Besmirching my own street cred with a trail of breadcrumbs. What a peaceful life

spectacular death in the margins

billowing open a newspaper in my car and getting so many papercuts I bleed out

I'm going for the world record. I'm going for the world record.

Foods are often accompanied with an aroma

Yes, masterful turd sir. Perhaps we try and put it in the toilet next time hmm?

Océane Muller (www.instagram.com/ortie_rouge)

TRUE LIES (Cameron, 1994)

光線會遮蓋所有陰影，喺所有嘢中展現出美麗 light eclipses all shadows to reveal beauty in everything

Mycenaean Daggers, 16th - 14th century BCE

Various agents of The Velvet

The Duel⚔️♟️

Just seen my dog 😂

makes lewd gesture at you

going full blown catholic mode. Full blown? One of the better ways to be

just ordered 1000 communion wafers next day shipping. culinary experimentation....

i love what food does to me

Pope Johnson

my good friend Pope just kicked the can

morpheus digs around in his pocket for a while after i cough up a mouthful of water and fire the red pill across the room. he presents to me a blue pill and a pink Tums

I have become too strong…

Jamie Oliver: NOOOOOOOOO DONT EAT CHICKEN NUGGET Every child on earth: what is this guy fucking insane? Is this guy gay or something? Get a load of this clown

400 blows? Your wife? Eesh

imagine a lightbulb going off inside my head. It shatters, killing me instantly.

Removed from the monastery! They bemoan my calligraphy is too intricate, as the king couldn't read my Big First Letter. He spent two days trying to discern my Big First Letter. I'm to swing from the ramparts as carrion, two nights yet.

Cannibals have thrown me in a big cauldron to be boiled but I’ve resurfaced wearing a scuba diving suit and I’m doing the hand signals for needs more salt

posting this here a copy of "Souls on the Banks of Acheron" by Adolf Hiremy-Hirschl ink on claybord 54x38cm :)

Bill Sienkiewicz, Page 13 from Elektra: Assassin, 1986

New York Tribune, March 19, 1916

Hiring manager: Do you have any special moves? Me: Yes, watch this. Hiring manager: Wow!

the foul creature in me sees and honors the foul creature in you

STATE OF GRACE (Joanou, 1990)

Nice kettle helm do they make them for landed knights lmao

seeing a beautiful Lady and lowering my Sunglasses respectfully.