one time I said "great, the system works" to someone who had just haughtily informed me I'd lost a customer, and she got so mad I thought she might actually die

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

look i am deeply frustrated by platner for many reasons but the people saying “he’ll be fetterman 2.0” are not rational in any way

Thinking about an interview John Waters gave where he saw Jackass 2 and went "oh my God, they're doing the type of stuff I've always wanted to do onscreen but they've tricked straight people into watching it" and Knoxville later responded "that was 100% intentional"

Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money

this is basically vulgar Making Up Guys to Get Mad At but it's a little brain melting for the continual cover-up of the epstein files to be one of the largest news stories of the year at the same time as the shitty michael jackson hagiography breaks box office records

@izdaramola.bsky.social on the Michael Jackson biopic, and our current moment of anti-thought. defector.com/michael-is-t...

the only person even advertising in my extremely blue congressional seat is Rakhi Israni and that is Very Bad™️ since she’s a maniac that donated to Laura Loomer’s campaign, running as a democrat can’t wait for California primaries to be over because everything is a shitshow

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

crippling alcoholism has never been so good

oh no the pocket squares

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

*Spins wheel* ex Mormon... *shakes magic 8 ball* pornstar doula *throws dart* former Tulsi staffer Motivated by *spins larger wheel* his Qatari data center getting bombed

everyone's reaction here is kinda just like checking their watch during the 3rd act of a poorly paced movie

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

*incredible* ten minutes for this rule

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

on it boss

For the people who think solar farms are habitat destruction:

My boss is messaging me on teams

me (biking past both drivers): hey you can't park there

Rakhi Israni put out a hostage video about her donations to far-right Republicans. It is, apparently, "judging" her with a "purity test" to be concerned she donated to Laura Loomer's congressional campaign in 2020. I think Bay Area Democrats should be able to pass that one. #CA14

lol

blocklist getting mighty long with all these deranged Michael Jackson defenders coming out of the woodwork

lol

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

widecat

i am very happy right now unreal to me that i was able to buy something like this outright

This is not wrong.

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

video games

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

why doesn’t the US increase the number of corners in the four corners area for more tourists?

i could never be straight. EVERYONE IS HOT

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

hell of a day to go car shopping

hell of a day to go car shopping

The issue with many "cozy" games is they're so vibes-focused, they lose sight of the CONTENT of the media they're emulating. Yes, "The Wind in the Willows" involves sitting around drinking tea, but it also includes such heartwarming episodes as "Mr. Toad steals a car" and "Rat and Mole meet God".

Show: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Language: Persian Country: Iran Version: Digitoon