Why does Resident Evil HD Chris look like John Cena and MatPat did the fusion dance

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I really hate when epic forces tournaments into being team events without solo options. Especially when they lock emotes behind it. In the past you could just queue solo in the duos but now it's locked

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Fascists in 2024: Ah ha ha!! Run to Bluesky, you pussies! Twitter is OURS now. Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention

Hey quick note here, Joe spent his entire life helping create the current fascist regime. He isn't your friend and his advice stinks. He's a coward and a hog, ignore him and bring your policy demands.

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

This is depraved beyond belief

it's fascinating that the american government is shutdown and the federal government is uh... doing forum raids

I know it's everyone's gut reaction to say the No King's protests are libbed up and performative but I'm seeing way more "fuck billionaires" and "capitalism only benefits the few" or "fascism is the final stage" posters than last time. Seems like a lot of people are waking up

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Trolls compare me to Gollum so often I've decided to address it.

Alright. I saw someone compare D&D with Birth of a Nation on a day where the Dept of Homeland Security is currently threatening to use Bluesky posts to revoke visas. I’m logging off. God damn I NEED people to get some perspective. Fucking PLEASE.

And just like that Halo is officially dead to me because Microsoft can't stop committing brand suicide

Halo is kill

fucking awesome to see a formative series for me go down in flames in real time bc of belligerent corporate greed. microsoft truly ruins everything they touch

the way they bend over backwards to make room in the tent for the cheneys but trip over each other to close the flap on mamdani, if yiu don't see it it's because you're squeezing your eyes shut

Liberals want a strong republican party but they don't want a strong communist party and that tells you what you need to know if you care to know it

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you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to" ronald reagan

This btw is the way

If you’re wondering why journalists would be filming an olive harvest, it’s because settlers often show up, beat the farmers and steal the olives under IOF protection.

And here’s the journalists she was shooting at

An IOF “soldier” being taught to fire tear gas at journalists filming an olive harvest in Kobar, West Bank

Repeat after me, kids: This is a social media platform, it's not debate club. Shut up you fucking nerd, we don't owe you our time and energy.

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Evil fuckers

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's a 1983 Suzuki Mightyboy!

I’ve stopped calling myself a leftist at this point. Why should I meet the ruling class propaganda on its terms anyway! I am a Communist! A proud student of the doctrine of the conditions of the liberation of the proletariat!

I just don’t understand how people that are supposed leftists still have delusions about billionaires whose brother sits on the board of a weapons manufacturer think tank

Aight So I normally hate the taste of milk, but Hokkaido milk chews are one of my favorite candies in the world. They're fantastic. So I don't know if I've fallen for Japanese propaganda, or if Hokkaido milk really is that much better.

lol 5y ago I ran for local office as a DSA+ registered Dem but it wasn't long after running to take the sheriff's jail, guns & money that I was running from cops shooting flaming cans of tear gas at me so ya lol "more conservative" is not exactly the direction I've grown in my old age of 45 to be

So anyway who wants to just go ahead and be all the way communist now cuz ya might as fuckin well

Feels extremely bad, man

I do regret to inform you that the official US Department of Labor bsky account is in fact now posting extremely racist very Nazi looking genAI slop

I love how often I was told "You'll get more conservative as you get older" and now here I am at 32 and the most radically left I've ever been. Socialism or barbarism!

man, fuck this guy

I'm loving how much of my timeline rn is people simultaneously saying "okay I know we like to fuck around here but for real everybody just block the white house"

If they hadn't gone down the "lol boobs" route right from the get-go, I honestly think DoA would be more popular today.

I said a few weeks ago that I've been converted to believing there is something in the Epstein files that this administration doesn't want to make public.

It feels not unlikely that a presence on Bluesky is in part so they can mine content to screenshot and repost on X as evidence of leftist terrorism or whatever

what if ... we just never reopened the government

I need Gigi Murin in Fortnite. She fits the vibe so well.

I just got one of the "replacement" figures for one of my recent defect transformers…and not only is it not either one of the figures that had a defect (both are still in stock) it's one of those G1 Retro Soundwaves in a beat the hell up box. Like, what the hell Hasbro.

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Christian Nationalists attempted to have a Charlie Kirk event at the Idaho State Capitol Building steps in Boise on October 14th. Unfortunately for them, a group reserved the Capitol before them and held a "Christian Nationalism is Unamerican, Prove Me Wrong" event instead. Video from IG, not ours

To everyone demonstrating tomorrow: Be safe. Don't post that you're going. Don't post pictures during. And put the DATE on any signs you make so they can't say it's old footage.

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