Banger #ACFC #NWSL

Ok I've designed an LLM prompt to make Google AI just give you a list of links. It's longer than you might think because it kept ignoring the instructions. This is efficient. This is The Future™

Does your local tech company understand consent? > Yes! > Maybe later

Got to go to the Giants Dodgers game with my father in law last night and got to see something I will never forget, the first ever inside the park home run by a Giant at Dodger stadium

living in the future has been a real fucking disappointment

‼️ dsa.la/voterguide ‼️ The DSA-LA voter guide is here and it’s jam-packed with information, political analysis, and lowkey, quite a lot of fun little jokes. Before filling out your ballot, take a look and see who will best strengthen working class and socialist power in Los Angeles.

Comedy Without Errors' series is basically required watching re. Louis C.K. Especially the first part, where he interrogates his own response as a big fan of Louis. youtu.be/93nMBtXVAfM

The actual problem is 1) Democrats have popular policies but the country never hears about them due to right-wing propaganda; 2) Democrats constantly blame themselves and their base for this —a message right-wing media amplifies, making the problem even worse.

become ungovernable

Oh, did he have a nazi tattoo as well?

Happy new Murderbot day to those who celebrate. bookshop.org/p/books/plat...

I am so sorry for the delay. We're trying as hard as we can while Alex Jones invents new avenues to subvert justice with the appeasement of a series of ultimately scared people who should know better. I'm going to keep fighting for the Sandy Hook families, who haven't seen a penny from Alex Jones.

Here's my tour info for Platform Decay!

Charlottesville used bookstore’s got game

this would be a huge loss if they paid taxes

I never want to hear how we need to get in line and vote for main stream dem candidates. I refuse to believe we can’t elect someone with enough backbone to refuse to smile give gifts to a man who illegally sends the US military and his personal goons to terrorize our city. Fuck Bass and fuck Newsom

Hey that’s me on that pillar! And a bunch of really cool people. Support independent media and fart jokes Maximumfun.org/join

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about. But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.

@benjaminahr.mobi is there a more quintessential Discovery prop than the “Klingon Eye Torture Device”? propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...

A tax on luxury vacation homes is ONE OF THE SCARIEST THINGS SHE’S EVER SEEN

Last month in The Onion:

A researcher invented a disease called “bixonimania” and wrote clearly bogus articles on Medium and arXiv about it, referencing Starfleet Academy, Sideshow Bob, and the Fellowship of the Ring. Within months, major AI apps were diagnosing users with bixonimania. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

I so want the day to come for the US

Massive street party in Budapest right now: huge crowds dancing, hugging, crying, and opening bottles. (Reuters)

The communication skills of ZM and his admin are like fantasy fan fiction from a late 90’s Sorkin show come to life.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Here's the HD version

Laughing at that Pacers fan couple they showed on TV. Guy was talking and then the woman goes, “WTF are you talking about?” 🤣

One of the very best from Clickhole

I hate Jake from Statefarm actually

Keep going. Save yourself.

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

Who the fuck watches Star Trek solely for the space battles

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films https://theonion.com/even-trump-unsure-how-rambling-speech-on-iran-veered-off-into-ranking-the-pirates-of-the-caribbean-films/

Come on @angelcity.com

Project Hail Mary is the film where Ryan Gosling finally becomes Ryan Goose

OSSOFF: Your statement says that as a result of last summer's airstrikes, Iran's nuclear program was 'obliterated.' Correct? GABBARD: Yes O: The WH stated war was launched to 'eliminate the imminent nuclear threat' G: The only person who can determine what's an imminent threat is POTUS O: False

As they scale, autonomous vehicles are likely to cause crippling congestion. Two reasons: 1) Their users will take more and longer car trips 2) They often drive around empty Result: More vehicles on the road, more pollution, and more traffic Me in @bloomberg.com 🧵

Method Man and Redmayne.

Seriously, this is a terrible look. This player had to be carried off the field. I hate ads in general but this isn’t a hydration break. Player injuries shouldn’t be looked at as a moment to make a buck. #nwsl

Well @nwslsoccer.com, having a Picture in Picture commercial break while two players are being treated for head injuries is certainly a choice

Time for another one of my least beloved memes “Obi Wan gives music trivia and leaves Luke to die”

How do you watch the NWSL this season? Get your note pad ready.

I love that the FBI is now just a taxpayer-funded program to help a lil 12-year-old boy meet athletes he looks up to