Lockheed martin is my boyfriend

You see? When someone has a Nazi tattoo FUCKING LISTEN TO IT!

Aww he’s so eepy

Manifesting!

I have a fear this could break containment and lead to a bunch of straight people responding “I’m born in June and not gay!” Yes, yes you are.

Crazy how every person born in June is gay

happy pride! i'll be reposting some of my older work this month

First pride without Charlie Kirk :(

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

I know June is meant to reorient ourselves and double down on the pride we feel to be part of the LGBTQ community but can I just say - I'm deeply grateful I'm not straight year round.

It’s her time.

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

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I know I'm a type 1 reply-guy and I'm very sorry about it

legitimately this part is so infuriating, I work in tech and most of the layoffs there have had nothing to do with performance, just "we're axing X number of people" I know people who got top performance ratings or even promotions just before they got shitcanned

I don't need Bluesky to be a town square. I need it to be a place with weird little dudes and strange things and nerd shit and the opportunity to occasionally be a reply guy. I don't *need* to come on to my social media to get angry. I can get angry on my own tyvm 💅

I have been saying for years that Democrats should run against Republicans on the issue of corruption. Make fighting corruption the centerpiece of their hopefully populist campaigns. Well, if they don’t run on corruption this year, against Trump, then they deserve to lose.

Your kids are not your property and a lot more people need to be told that

You know, I guess I *am* mature when someone says "hey, we're not interested in you *that* way" and I go "well thank you, love that clarity 😍"

You do not want McDonald’s bussy. That’s like getting gas station sushi

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Blexas and Blorida are cope and I won’t believe them

"They leaked his tax returns, they tried to destroy him." If revealing your official tax returns -- something every single president and VP for forty years before Trump did voluntarily -- could possibly "destroy" you, that is the scandal.

Any and all oomfs are free to confirm or deny their secretly hung status

Season 3 Episode 3 - Frame 1635 out of 2643

oh no, i don't use the ai for <thing that i am paid to do> it's terrible at that. it's great for <thing you are paid to do> though.

I just love them so much 🥹

Googling Stuff: Then v Now.

GARBAGE - dashare.zone ADMIN

With Democrats like these, who even needs Republicans?

Fuck @durbin.senate.gov

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

It’s incredible that the longer I work in tech, the more I have to shut my brain off and just run the commands I’m told to run rather than think.

Don’t worry, he’ll forget he did it and endorse Cornyn too

The easy problem of consciousness: LLMs are not conscious

If you thought motivation to do work was low, try motivation the week before a long weekend!

functionally I want to see two things out of a politician: - clear ideological commitments to good things - the ability to coalition-build with people who do not share those commitments (or only share some of them) having the right ideas doesn’t help if you can’t get them implemented

With heavy reluctance as an outsider!!??!!? Absolutely fuck off

Protein trend going too far

the american president goes to china and achieves nothing except getting veiled threats from the chinese president, american century of humiliation baby!!!

And if you’re fighting a diamond? You. Are the crystal gems. You’ll always save the day. And if they think you can’t, you’ll, always find a way.

Not especially hot take: if you’re in software engineering, expect that between mass hiring in Covid and the generative AI nonsense now, your job title means jack shit and “career progression” is probably an antiquated term now

Claude: suggests the dumbest thing I've ever seen Me: no, that's ridiculous, what's wrong with you Claude: sharp instinct, let's rethink this

And I don’t believe in that party anymore because faced with one of the clearest examples of at best complete incompetence and at worst abject fascism in the Office of the President, that party rolled over, showed their belly, and collaborated with him, over and over and over again. Clean your house

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