“Bring out the piping hot sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two. Now drop it off at the table next to them that was seated a full 15 minutes after they placed their order.”

. @kosherguacamole.bsky.social and mine's LearnedLeague One Day Quiz: Questions Our Infant Could Answer is live so leave your diphthongs and consonant clusters at the door for these answers that all kinda sound like something a babbling baby might say learnedleague.com/oneday.php?7...

Very excited to have gotten the chance to work on the 90s Music MiniLeague in Learned League with my wife and a bunch of friends Just remember, all the questions you like came from us and all the ones you don't came from someone else

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

Why does Kevin Durant simultaneously look like an elderly man and a middle schooler in old age makeup

I can't express how much @lhamilton.bsky.social HATES Bellboy. Like if he was a dog, he would growl every time the ad appeared on the TV

🎵 I trusted a fart That sent the whole world gagging 🎶

AI this, AI that. The only AI I want to hear about is Allen Iverson

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Bulgogi from Muskogee, is that anything

The U.S. figure skating commentators mispronouncing Kaori Sakamoto's name as "Cowry" are driving me absolutely insane

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

using "gluten intolerant" as a euphemism for hating Italian people

I don't know who Noah Kahan is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

If Egg does not wish to be noticed by the Targaryen coterie, why doesn't he wear a hat

When I wanted my child to be advanced, I didn't mean "dropping down to one nap at 10 months"

Being an Astros fan has prepared me for this moment of American hatred.

@lhamilton.bsky.social and I are starting our child early with @jeffpearlman.bsky.social teaching sports history

lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties

Disadvantage of having a good sleeper is that when your neighbor shot off an arsenal of fireworks for hours, your infant wakes up at the regular time all bright eyed and bushy tailed

AI peaked with Smarter Child on AIM

I failed to realize how much of being the father of a 9 month old involves him scream crying at the top of his lungs when I stop him from doing something and that something is crawling headfirst off the couch

Same-day split screen: @ericlipton.nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...

There are few things that make me violently American, but you can pry my paper towels from my cold, dead hands

Once again, it's time for an NBA ON PEACOCK MONDAY. Bow to your multicolored bird overlords.

I regret to inform everyone that making your bed in the morning actually feels pretty good. Sorry for this news

I resent Hollywood for trying to convince me that Glenn Powell should be a thing

can’t take this one away from him though

you have a right to be angry

If you can't handle me at my, you don't deserve me at my

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Can you imagine if we had an actual opposition party

"YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN, IT'S JUST SCIENCE" says guy who ate horse dewormer to prevent COVID

Watching prominent commenters followed by dozens of people I know say "it's over" because Jimmy Kimmel got suspended...like, they actually killed Medgar Evers, in defense of a fascist system that had been in place for decades. Imagine social media that day! Read history and have some self-respect.

I had no idea TLC was really talking about birds, although I have to take exception to some of their factual assertions

Tapping the sign

once read a post where the author repeatedly referred to her baby as "toehead" instead of "tow-headed" and all I could think was

When my baby is crying because the pacifier he took out of his mouth is not in his mouth

“Whether one really loves God can be determined by the love borne toward others.” Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev

there are so many great things about generative AI! here are some of my favorites <3

had a dream that included the line "she killed the sandwich because she decided to fight God"