it’s always a great day to say fuck this shit

Day baseball at Wrigley Field back in the 1970’s, two-thirds empty and filled with the drunk and unemployable, as God intended...

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I was lucky enough to finally see him in concert last year. Happy Birthday Willie!

The Glue trap line is chefs kiss!!

"If you can't be kind, be quiet."

RIP Cheech 🍔🍟

The softball ladies don't hide the emotions at all. Love it.

Name a car that starts with "P." If you said Plymouth, Porsche or Pontiac, you're WRONG! Those all start with gas!

Why did the farmer start a hard rock band? Because he was so tired of haulin' oats!

Here comes the Sun…

Totally getting this… 🕶️☔️⚰️

COWORKER: *sees i have earbuds in* you in a meeting? ME: *nods* THE MEETING: Penguins vs. Flyers | NHL Playoff Highlights | Game 3 | April 22, 2026

Good night from the laughing Cavalier…

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I DO wake up early, though!

420 and shit…

Probably pissed Mom shaved his eyebrows and drew new ones on with a sharpie…

True Story

#Canucks 👋

Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.

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The jersey used by the Dodgers to retire Jackie Robinson’s iconic No. 42 in 1972 is preserved in the Hall of Fame’s collection. Today, every MLB player will wear 42 in celebration of Jackie’s legacy.

It’s Tsunami Preparedness Week in British Columbia! 🌊 Did you know there are different levels of tsunami alerts? 🚨🔶⚠️ ✅ To learn more - including information on how to prepare you and your family for the possibility of tsunamis, visit: PreparedBC.ca/Tsunamis

New #RollingStones coming. Sign up for news! thecockroaches.com

Hey, got a greasy pair of glasses... dish soap. Boom

On this day in 1964, The Beatles set a new chart record when they had 14 songs on the Billboard Hot 100. The songs ranged from 'Can't Buy Me Love' at #1 to 'Love Me Do' at #81.

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“I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.” ― Angus Young, AC/DC

What are you laughing at??

I just don’t think you need to love war crimes to be a real man.

11/10

Blithering on just vibing on the sound of their words. Stealing life blood from all those around them. How the fuck is that guy Pres.....

MeSpeed to the crew of Artemis II!

Artemis II lifts off

Aww Sheeeet

Flirting with Disaster…

No Kings is international! Hope to see U.S. citizens and allies abroad out protesting!

How dare you!! 💅#WhiteRock > #Surrey

No perfect view out of a hotel window exists—

A politician with the guts to say it: "No American child from the blue collar or the middle class should have to die fighting in Iran. Let the Epstein class fight the Epstein War." - Premier Wab Kinew at the NDP national convention, Winnipeg.

Toilet Dad...

Please fill out Transport Canada's Survey on the dangers of bright LED car lights. If you have trouble driving at night please check this out. tc.canada.ca/en/corporate... #Surrey #WhiteRock #Dangerousdriving