Just FYI, we don’t check our DMs very often — the surest way to reach us is to email Customer Service for direct support. Otherwise our response might be delayed, though we do try to circle back around 🙏

Transgender for everybody 🌎

The Mouthpiece

About to hop on a YouTube livestream and start sniffing some main category Yules! Any requests? www.youtube.com/@BlackPhoeni...

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Fun times to be had in Vermont later this month!

One, two, Fuchi’s coming for you… 🌸 FASHION MODEL 5ml perfume oil Bringing you the colors of spring! Tawny golden musk and cherry-blossom lipstick smeared over blood-slicked fangs. One of three new officially licensed #JunjiIto Collection fragrances that will be launching very soon… but not today!

You didn't miss it! Four free 1/32oz samples of pie-themed perfumes will be popped into every order we receive until midnight tonight.

Post your favorite 'Transformers' character. Wrong answers only.

We’re leaning into our www.transanta.com fundraising this year with a series of four fragrances inspired by the tradition of goths getting their photos taken with Santa. @drewrausch.bsky.social has truly outdone himself with the label art 🖤 #transanta

Trans youth deserve to live as their true selves in school, on sports teams, at home, and everywhere else.

someone on insta posted a comment on my Frankenstein fan art that said something like "ugh something booktok girlies will fangirl over" and to that I say okay 💐✨💖🌸 let the girls enjoy a monsterfucker moment 🔥😘😈❤️‍🔥

A free gift for those shopping small, buying local, and supporting independent artists and craftspeople during the gift-giving season! We’ll blast these four niche perfume samples into every order placed thru Monday:

Consistently, a whopping 15% of the people who open and read our emails are in Sweden! 🤯 We had no idea what to do with this information, except to toss a semlor fragrance into this year’s Lavender Kitchen series to thank you for your kind attention. blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-cate...

Spotify is running ads to recruit for the regime’s secret police. Stop paying for or using Spotify until the ICE ads stop: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky

No idea if the other company is paying to boost their AI search rankings, but anyone who DOES should stand warned: marketing agents will leak this fact to competitors in a hot second if it means raking in extra dough. The robot cash register does not love you.

Never pass up an opportunity to dismay an AI marketing stooge

Before we start hyping this Yule launch, it behooves us to inform you about the free gifties we’re chucking into every order placed this Friday thru the following Monday. Four pie-themed 1/32oz perfume oil samples which are impossible to obtain any other way! Gift ‘em or keep ‘em, we won’t tell.

Sorry to have neglected the ‘sky for a while — it was the overwhelm of preparing Yule 2025 (and several secret projects). But now that it’s launched we’re back, and posting hole on main! blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/

Our next chance to stomp the regime at the ballot box is in Tennessee, where @aftynbehn.bsky.social (a state representative and former Indivisible organizer) can flip a district Trump won by double-digits if we turn enough voters out. Early voting has started and you can help GOTV from anywhere.

Y'all I have to be insufferable about fundraising for @scarleteen.com because the work we are doing is too important! We're establishing a $40k fund to help with health care expenses for staff and volunteers, and a dollar-for-dollar match kicks in at $10k! www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...

Just spent hours slithering around in the basement trying to photograph our “The Yellow Wallpaper” fragrance series. All in a day’s work! 💛

After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run. We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader. If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇

Get on the horn!

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

We addressed this box to “DILF Manor” — so just like in Miracle on 34th Street, the USPS has officially recognized Jude’s DILFhood 👑

Twin Cities! We’ll be serving up claw polish and DILF juice tomorrow at @oddmartmn.bsky.social from 3-6pm. Come through and let us pepper you with perfume samples 👄 We’ll also have a limited supply of copies of @judedoyle.bsky.social’s new book for sale.

The only thing that has improved Democrats’ approval rating among their voters has been fighting back against Trump. We cannot afford another “Schumer Surrender.” Urge your Democratic senators to continue holding the line to keep healthcare costs down and protect coverage for millions of Americans.

On Saturday we return to @oddmartmn.bsky.social in Minneapolis with a treasure chest full of perfume oils, nail polish, beard oils, and other fine potions for you to try! (Including the Tongue Wall atmosphere & linen spray, natch)

If this flag offends you I'LL HELP YOU TUCK!

2008-2025 Fuck 🖕 AI

here is my story about how Zohran's focus on community amid the loneliness epidemic helped young people connect their politics to an organizing infrastructure, that interviewed ZM, and does not use the NYT's framing of "they don't know how to make friends" :-) and also ran 4 days before NYT's lol

31 Days of Horror, Day Thirty Two: Halloween Fragrances From @bpal.bsky.social unquietthings.com/31-days-of-h...

Last minute costume idea

Treadwell’s has landed on the verbose butterfly app! 📚 @treadwells-books.bsky.social

The government of Jamaica has set up a portal for contributing to official relief efforts. I will update this thread if anything analogous opens up for Haiti, Cuba, or the DR supportjamaica.gov.jm

Let them hear it! ☎️

What a great fall haul!

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

Maybe if we print out actual 🏆Winner of Doomsday🏆 certificates and send them to these people they’ll STFU

A mere smattering of what will be available for trying & buying at this Sundays’ Halloween @bpal.bsky.social Lunacy event! Come to 696 Pine Street, Burlington VT from 5-8 to see the whole setup!

Had to leave for work extra early and grabbed a perfume to apply when I got here. The office smells amazing and I just realized I matched @bpal.bsky.social The Large Cat to go with my large cat sweater dress.

If you or someone you know is affected by the government shutdown and needs assistance with getting food, medicine or other essentials, here's a resource. Just put in your zip code and you will get a list of nearby food pantries and orgs that can help. Please share widely! 🥰 findhelp.org

This book is now available everywhere! Currently listening to the audiobook 💔

Of course I backed this! I was planning on backing it BEFORE I discovered there are two @bpal.bsky.social scents available at one of the pledge levels. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cen...

Happy DILF pub day! Got the ship notification for our pre-order but may go scout for a paper copy at local shops today. Call yours and see if they’ll order one for you!

Wishing you a spooktacular (almost) Halloween! You can find prints available at Gallery Gerard, and the original piece is currently on display at @ixarts.bsky.social all weekend.⁠ ⁠ "The Woodland Harvest" 12x16 inches, oil on board⁠ ⁠ #oilpainting #magic #opossumart #blackcatart #spookyseason

Good morning! Here is the full uncropped poster that I did for @realgdt.bsky.social for Frankenstein

We’re either dealing with tech bros who haven’t seen Total Recall, or tech bros who misunderstood Total Recall, and I’m not sure which is worse

Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement. Check out how tiny the crowds were: Philly: 200 DC: "several hundred" Boston: 500 Austin: 1,000 Houston: 2,000