Geezer as a gender identity.

The lift in our building has been broken since Christmas Eve - we live on the fifth floor - and by the time it's fixed I'm going to have buns of steel. But at what cost? At what cost!!

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

Me, an Arianator from jump and a Wicked: For Good defender til I die, watching the Oscar nominations come in

It's like my good friend says, there's only so much you can learn in one place, the more that I wait, the more time that I waste

I'm the queer best friend from a millennial women's fiction book so I would NEVER complain about vocal fry, but there's a woman in this coffee shop who's vocals are so fried, she's having a conversation where she only says 'yeah', and it's taken on a sort of... Skeksian quality

Deeply camp of the BBC to insist on referring to Posh as ‘Lady Beckham’

Friends fear she's listening to 'Legally Blonde' from Legally Blonde (Original Broadway Cast Recording) again (bad).

Juicy Love Dion using her runway to raise awareness of pangolins is what I watch Drag Race for. Camp!

Heated Rivalry is crazy, right, it’s this show that’s set in, like, an alternate universe where everybody gives a fuck about hockey (Canada).

Girl we went to Dundee to see Return to Oz, a movie that‘s on streaming, we have on DVD, and we watch every two or three months at home - we wore T-shirts

Sarah Sherman is a guest judge on Drag Race this week and misheard it as Sarah Schulman and now I want to see that episode.

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video? 'Viva Forever', obviously - covered on the @onceuponavhs.bsky.social episode on SpiceWorld (1997)

Girls, you don't know how Activated I am by this Ariana/Jonathan Bailey Sunday in the Park news, I have to get tickets or we have FAILED as a society, I will be calling on The Community for help when the tickets go onsale but let me warn you, I will be UNBEARABLE.

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

Oh no (saw Labyrinth at the weekend and saying ‘she’s in the oubliette’ in a David Bowie voice is my whole personality).

This year we’re doing an open call for ordinary day diaries from the LGBTQIA+ community, and specifically we’re asking people to record their day on the 12th February. Whatever you get up to, we’d love to have it in our collection!

historically accurate☑️

Have a thing about doing one NEW thing each year that scares me and it’s lead to some of the best things I’ve done and I’m very thankful for it. But ho boy it doesn’t usually come during the first working week of January.

Friends fear she's thinking about the scene in And Then We Danced where he lipsyncs to Robyn's 'Honey' again.

Telling popstars you don't like to go to Brazil.

When!!!! (Will they do a Wicked box set with the delete scene reprise of ‘No Place Like Home’ on it so it’s on streaming please I beg.)

The way posh people talk about working class people properly, actually boils my piss, I'm sorry.

'This is the skin of a killer, Bella - and with Clearasil, even a killer can have visibly clearer skin in as fast as four hours'

I don’t know if it just speaks to the popularity of the show or if it’s more about the way gen z/gen alpha audiences run culture now but Stranger Things is the first time I’ve seen ‘secret REAL finale’ discourse break containment.

My girl, saving the world again

Out of office is off, lads.

An excellent sub heading from @theguardian.com 👏🏻

I HATE it, I feel very Cheryl in the back of the car in Girls Aloud: Off the Record complaining about not liking ‘people’s breath’ but it makes me feel physically and viscerally uncomfortable

Struggled with reading for the past few months, just totally unable to focus. Deleted YouTube and Instagram off my phone and have blasted through 50 pages in about an hour.

Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule. 1. Quick Homer Simpson impression 2. Learn about bushcraft 3. Watch silly British comedy 4. Remove weeds in garden 5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.

Moments from The Gate (1987) - listen to our episode about it: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs

A lot of hopes and dreams for this year but the biggest one is for this cold wet fart of a man to be out out out

Big mad spoilery chat about Stranger Things over on our Patreon - for FREE!!

There’s a horror sequence in Welcome to Derry where one of the girls develops eyes on antenna like a slug that has gotten under my skin so bad it’s making the thing we’re watching for next week’s @onceuponavhs.bsky.social hard to watch…

The dream-logic and demonic delights of The Gate (1987) - a horror movie that feels like it was made by and for kids who were too young to watch the likes of A Nightmare On Elm Street or Poltergeist but sneakily stayed up to watch them anyway. Listen to our episode: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs

Looking for a recentish photo for a thing and why do I look unhinged in everything that isn’t a selfie?

Just doing the captions on a wee pitch trailer I've made

They're opening a Home Bargains NEXT DOOR to the B&M Bargains at the Crown Street Retail Park, I'm losing my mind, THERE CAN BE MIRACLES WHEN YOU BELIEVE, honestly think this might open a portal to another dimension - a dimension of BARGAINS!! - and I can't wait.

Speaking on behalf of the Weird Aunt community, Shane and people like him often forget the importance of Weird Aunts in the child rearing economy

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Oh for fuck’s sake, how do they have my number?!

The real resolution for 2026 is putting myself on a book buying diet: I can’t buy any more new books til I’ve read 10 of the books I already own.

Love Actually is a really great Richard Curtis movie and I'm only ever interested in criticism from people who approach it as a Richard Curtis movie.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

One of the most moving pieces of spoken word I’ve heard all day is Trixie Mattel describing the entire plot of the Paranormal Activity stage show on this week’s Bald and the Beautiful.

Stood next to Kathy Burke at the self checkouts in the Tottenham Court Road M&S, she was getting a meal deal

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