My default personality is Ben dela Creme's puppet version of Bianca del Rio in the Everybody Loves Puppets challenge, like, ‘I HAVE NO PROBLEMS!! I WORK ALL THE TIME!!’

Protect her at all costs #traitorsireland

I wrote a script that takes the Gorbals Vampire as it's starting point and because no one wants to make horror - one of the most consistently successful genres - in the UK, no one ever wants to read it! But if you knew someone who might...

A moment for Ursula's poopsies - two slinky gay eel flunkies, Flotsam and Jetsam, sadly not voiced by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang in the remake Listen to our episode on The Little Mermaid (1989): linktr.ee/onceuponavhs

Lads I was hanging on by a thread when we recorded this but what a tonic to talk to these boys about highly influential artiste Calista Flockhart and the lesser-known William Shakespeare

4Screenwriting is open for applications to the 2026 cohort. Polish that script and send it in - still genuinely one of the best writing schemes in the UK and can launch careers overnight. #scriptwriting

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

We're watching the Dark Crystal TV series and, honestly, I would die for Hup and Deet.

Not interested in any Sleepaway Camp remake that isn't faithful to Imogen Binnie's interpretation of it as being about a trans girl who murders anyone who fucks with her imogenwatchesclassicfilms.wordpress.com/2016/03/21/s...

I know these pithy little observations are good for nothing, in the long run, but it does feel particularly weird seeing the far right try and use the Saltire in the same way they've been using the St Georges Cross because the Saltire just doesn't have the same connotations.

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

i've never watched a disney movie, even as a small child i sensed they'd betray kimmel one day

What reality TV are people watching at the minute? Have been watching Traitors Ireland and I am bereft on these days when there are no episodes to watch!

God, the deep dive I could do on the history of the Little Mermaid doll line and the travesty of Mattel’s Disney dolls could be a podcast series in its own right

Staying in to charge all my devices! Put a big wash in! Really live my one life here on earth!

This is staggering. Dismantling the right wing propaganda machine is imo one of the biggest and most vital obstacles to the future of this country.

Friend Zoned in the Butt by the Swedish Nightingale

This is so fucking grim, you guys - the most grotesque double act - I feel sick - Starmer has to go

Gretchen Felker-Martin fucking rules

I would like some good news today, please, a scrap of serotonin for a hungry girl, a glimmer of hope in a dark and increasingly depressing world, thank you.

BBC news showing the Trump protest in London, Sylvester McCoy has just appeared on a vox pop.

Honestly there’s absolutely no need for this deli to be so extra but they go above and so far beyond every time, pride of the Southside

Bought some nice bread to have with my tea and I've left it on the bus so have had to have shite bread instead

Came to Tinderbox to do a meeting and forgot the music here is... intrusive.

(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points

hey lil ice queens - send us your thoughts, feelings and most lurid conspiracies about the diva doll herself for our Christmas extravaganza!!

Not my usual kind of thing (NO BOY SINGERS) but I was OBSESSED with this album as a teenager

Glasgow writers, here's a whole day of events from the BBC:

Thinking about the poor cow who had to make the announcement before Wicked on the West End the night the queen died given the opening lines of that show

At last, some good news deadline.com/2025/09/baby...

Got another one of these today… for someone else’s book

Irregular Sleep Pattern pyjamas are Lucy & Yak dungarees for straight people (threatening).

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

100,000 right wing racists out on the streets of London yesterday and all the Prime Minister can manage - after mollycoddling them for weeks, even doing his own little flag shagging photoshoot - is a piss weak statement in The Guardian? He has to go.

Ask not for whom the TV glows it glows for thee.

Shot, chaser Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men

A thing about having my very particular set of interests is that - no matter what the platform - eventually the algorithm is going to show me two things: psychics telling me they have a message for me and people getting on like their house is haunted.

A Kiki is a party for calming all your nerves - a special delivery from @onceuponavhs.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/7Cu0...

CAUSE YOU WERE ALL SNAKES NO LADDERS!!

Gretchen Felker-Martin fucking rules. Fuck DC comics. Fuck this stupid app. Buy Manhunt.

Heading down home for my birthday IN DECEMBER and expressed an interest in staying in a hotel and now my Mam is trying to help by sending me listings for every hotel in the surrounding area and insisting I read the reviews.

Stocks on Etsy curses going through the roof

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Hit by the flu and doing a general meeting hopped up on goofballs like a 1940s starlet.

This is somewhere between very, very funny and very, very dystopian- just a load of robots with corny names gassing away to themselves - but I think it fundamentally misunderstands what podcasts are and why people listen to them?

I get this sort of thing a lot, weird AI gloop emails offering to help me promote, specifically, a children’s book that came out 5 years ago as part of a series with the biggest children’s publisher in the UK - I know it’s just robots and they don’t know any better, but who is this for?

Ayo Edebiri answers question she was purposely excluded from by interviewer. Kudos to Andrew for immediately recognizing the misogynoir, his body language says it all. #BlackSky

Bought the cutest shoes from Vinted but every time I wear them they turn my feet into ragged skeletons feet, I'm honestly devoed.

Regular reminder but if you don't have time to notify the applicants you don't have the capacity to run the 'opportunity'.