I cannot wait, my birthday is Friday and I'm about to get an indulgent amount of lorwyn packs ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯(also a friend or two had mentioned that's what they're gifting me, I am so excited)!!!

Struggling with a tank class for weeks, dishie? Exec chef? @thehermitdruid.bsky.social at 5am: Hey man, random thought what if you made a Garde Manger Tank class. FILO type shit lmao YOU MOTHERFUCKER

#Sidesword Vs #Messer: Even though paired weapons usually only grant tall fencers advantages to deep targets, my step is a bit of an advantage so I used a much, much shorter weapon. Unfortunately, there is still a rather large man on the other end of the small sword… #Hema #longsword

Video games would have you belive that the small fighters are super fast and the big guys are all slow and stuff so anyway here is a larger fencer moving in real time on slow mo. Which checks our because I grabbed the blade before I even registered it ⚔️ #hema #longsword #messer #sidesword

Paired #Longsword: Opponent in Tag, provoke with prell should he commit to zornhau, He doesnt. Provoke by moving sword out of line offering an invite. opp commits with a thrust to 1 that mutates into a predicted twer to 2, krump to displace, take hands as he seeks the other line. 🤺 #HEMA #Meyer

It is never too late to celebrate what your body can do, to rediscover what you still have, and to discover what is still within your grasp to understand. It is never too late to fall in love with the game of surprising and being surprised.

Kai is a very VERY new fencer and my boy is about to hear Da Mystery of Chessboxin' for the first time 😌

"Pyrrhic Strike" 30 cm x 40 cm Oil on aluminum panel. Only one for this set, but really happy I managed to work yet another oil painting for MTG.

The comments this guy got are unhinged and way too familiar.

Ghost Rider es Mexicano

Thank you!

thank u mlord!

hes sopping wet

Simon not having more followers than I do is a good reason why social media is a failure.

ty!!! and bonjour

Have I shown you this yet @thehermitdruid.bsky.social blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...

Legitimately a lot of people I know ate a mute because of the amount of surface level "no shit dumbass" doom commenting. Like thanks for farting in the elevator.

Btw if you see me on here less I deleted bsky off my phone and I will be honest, it has made me a lot less angry.

Okay but here me out:

A bit of joy for the TL to enjoy, the mileage they are getting out of these puppets is great.

Queridos Squen y Cragg, Vosotros no lo sabéis, pero os amo. Atontamente, yo.

Check out the shock lands in Lorwyn Eclipsed...AT YOUR OWN PERIL! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #MTGLorwyn

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Yt link: youtu.be/OPpEzPaSVKc?...

Now that is a fucking preview.

Super excited to be a featured creator at Magic Spotlight: Eclipsed in Toronto from February 6-8, 2026! Early bird pricing ends soon! Use discount code "MEOW" for a $5 discount on registration to a Main Event ticket package or to a Commander ticket package. 🐱 #SpotlightEclipsed

Take a second and think before posting the easy Eeyore reply. You might have something substantive to say instead. Or, even better, you can say nothing at all.

Mfw I'm absolutely fucking zooted on Hermies Home grown and im trying to keep it together:

I miss Halo already! First pic from our sitter.

Close up. Rare thing, content with the light thingy.

“Just doing our job” needs to extend to journalism

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.

Kind of a big announcement youtu.be/3KRNb84UChg

FINALLY we get an answer to the age old question: Would you love me if I was a worm harvest?

With each student card foreshadowing which school there going to be in Strixhaven.....I think it's safe to say which one Lulu going into....heck it make Lorwyn flavored "pests"

Me: Okay I need something that can crack transports and i also need to bring a lot of chaff an infantry clearing but what the fuck am i gonna take???? The humble Desolation marine:

What is best in life? (Tuesday edition). Tuesday nights are awesome. Missed the feeeplay, but I was doing the freeplay. #londonlongswordacademy #londonlongswordfamily #communiy #hema #learnswordfighting

A Pauper deck built around Dogs entirely as a bit called Pauper Troll

DDDDD

So happy Wizards let me preview one of my favorite arts I've ever done for the game, Dawnhand Eulogist. I got to work on this set from the very first stages from concept art, to the illustrations for my favorite plane Lorwyn <3 #wotc #LorwynEclipsed #MagicTheGathering #illustration #art

Playing my first 40k Crusade games for our half year long event we got started in the discord. This must be what a grinder feels like when they are first subjected to Commander. It's like learning a whole second game on top of the base ruleset.

Pyrrhic victory is still a victory RAHHHHHH

Oh shit yall pissed dad off lmfao

If you can behold a Jim Henson production and feel only cringe, your soul is irrevocably broken. You are a shattered vessel of a person, unfit for true civilization.

The comments section during the Jim Henson puppets just confirms what I already knew: many Magic players are uncultured swine.