I have a burlesque act. I take my clothes off while only showing one side of my body, but somehow also my entire body. A Möbius strip.

Merry Grixis! May your grand monologues go uninterrupted and your diabolical schemes bring you the infamy you deserve.

I’ll remake A Christmas Story about MTG if yall watch more Decked Out this year

Tbh this is a huge deal that my parents put me in FRONT of the dog

Exciting news!! Thanks to @starcitygames.bsky.social I will be hosting a creator area at #SCGPORTLAND. This will include a Meet & Greets, creator clashes, charity drafts, and so much more. Creators, please reach out if you'd like to get involved! scgcon.starcitygames.com/event/scg-co...

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Two growing lists in my Notes app: Egregious MTG puns Game premises that will ruin my friends’ trust and mental health

Me, writing the chaotic comedy MTG game show that Decked Out is producing in 2026: “I would be so GOOD at this (game that I have also created.”

We have such big plans for 2026. Please join us in welcoming Kuro to the Decked Out team! 🥳

Today is the day.

I’m about to register the funniest deck at this RCQ

Thursday means it's time for EDH the way it was meant to be played! This week's guests are all heavyweights in the magic community, whether it's in front of the camera or behind the desk running the competitive scene. @mtgkelly.bsky.social @mentalmisplay.bsky.social @veggiewagon.bsky.social

Should the highest levels of Magic allow takesies backsies? Join our hosts as we discuss the most recent MTG drama in a bonus GoodTimeBoys episode. ➡️ youtu.be/ZztxTnkf7dw

Dies to removal

Someone had to do it...

My new favorite Airbending target

I would like to play competitive Magic in 2026 so I need yall to watch 37% more Decked Out ❤️

We care a lot about the worlds we get to celebrate, and the way we distribute Secret Lairs didn’t quite come together the way it should have. We hear you, so we’re heading back to the drawing board to rework this Superdrop. More to come (to demand).

Some of yall still stuck on the plum pudding gender model

Evergreen

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lol

They’ll let anyone on this show I guess

They sent a follow-up email. They still don’t realize the mistake

My prerelease pool is the MIDDEST mid pile of middle. I wanted FIREBENDING but instead I’m taking a billion blue game actions to draw a card. Ok actually I’m fine with that.

I’m impressed by the level of WRONG this email I received is: Azneyeswhitedragon is a different Asian content creator …for Yugioh, not MTG

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Don't forget that naming your deck guarantees* that you will win booster boxes

My brain keeps reading "Fire Lord Kuzco" and I know that's not right but if we're gonna be doing these crossovers anyway...

I call this card “Job security”

My next deck is Schrödinger's Tatsunari It is both BG and UB until observed

But I don’t WANT to explain linked abilities…

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I maked this

When your puns suck so bad that you built an entire content creation career off them

I might have failed you all. Didn’t happen for Spider Man. No call for Avatar. I don’t think I’m your Mechanics video guy anymore 🥲

"Protection and Power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose Indestructible and Toughness."

ambassador

Today I think we have released one of the most cursed Commander games of all time

Learned that I’m an LA 10 but a Portland 5 California hasn’t started using the bracket system yet

This was SO MUCH FUN

Food for thought, dropped by an LGS for a quick game: “I started playing Magic because of FF. Now most of my Commander decks are Magic characters.”

🎵Hopped off the plane at LAX “Hey, are you VeggieWagon?”

I want to submit an audition in disguise “Hello game knighters, my name is Reggie Wagner.” *adjusts stick-on mustache

Rainy planey LA should be nicer weather 😉

Easy: Rhystic makes games worse. Telegraph ban coming 2030. Thoracle ruins few casual games, no cedh games. Keep. Bracket 5 is Optimized, *includes* cedh. Bracket 4 somewhere between 3 GCs and infinite. Hybrid change doesn't make a meaningful impact for avg player, direct efforts elsewhere.

ok but COMPANIONS

I'm running for Commander Format Panel Member on the following platform: *Create Bracket 3.5* - A much needed intermediary between 3 GCs and whatever bullshit Kevin always brings *The Disappointed Dad List* - A category of legal cards that we're not mad that you played...we're just disappointed.