This morning I started Pilates at home and I hurt lol

Omg Anyone got a spare $4,700 cad lmao

When you have an uneasy gut feeling about someone, trust your gut (hard for me with my anxiety lmao) but a man was following me walking the dog and kept shouting me to stop and talk, absolutely the fuck not buddy 🖕

You can tell who I am from the back cus it’s heavy 💃👏

Getting ready for the all “see you next year” comments.

I’m not an artist, but for you I will try.

Thanks to this beautiful woman for making this, and every other, day special.

For everyone who donated to Nathan’s sword birthday gift can you comment on this post pls I can’t remember all your @ 🥲

KEEPING A SECRET KILLED ME 😂

Happy 40th birthday to my own personal knight in shining armour. I love you very much 🥳🎉🎈

Listening to my work mate sing their lungs out to “do they know it’s Christmas” and I’m sat here like: I wanna go home.

I would love to party with @izzetpunk.bsky.social

I don’t like a lot of scented things lately unless it’s natural smelling, but a friend of mine sent me these last month and I’m obsessed, they smell so fucking good. The vanilla literally smells like vanilla beans.

He told me he was gonna put 2 miles of dick in me, he actually worked out how many times that would be in and out, this is what it’s like being married to an autistic man 😌 @thehermitdruid.bsky.social

Birthday 🎂

The fact they keep you awake to take a chunk out of your cervix is cruel

Got my first colposcopy tomorrow and I’m absolutely bricking it

Anyway, haven’t been on here for a while, hey 👋🥰

Thank you @travism.bsky.social for reminding me how much I love this album

Apparently not a lot of people saw this. I really don’t like this website it makes getting my stuff out so difficult.

At this point people coming to me saying “so and so is dangerous because so and so said so” and you don’t have proof -I AM GOING TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE- I am no longer participating in this high school bull shit. Especially if it’s about my friends. Proof or keep it to yourself.

First evening back at work in months today and it’s completely thrown me off for the day, I’m anxious and can’t get anything done 🙃

I put hair extensions in my hair and now I feel 10/10

Happy mean girls day

It took every ounce of willpower in me today not to take these babies home.

Hi American friends I need this and the cakes pls

I’ve been walking for 5 minutes and I’m already too tired, I feel like an old lady, roll on 4 months.

Let’s get my old heart fixed

All I seem to do lately is moan about my health and I’m tired of myself so I feel bad for Nathan lol I can’t wait to feel better 🥲

I made carrot cake 🥕

If anyone has some editing work they need done or enough work to put together a part time job please let me know.

Having to ask a 40 year old man to use SOAP when washing dishes is one of the reasons I’m gonna lose my shit and end up in prison.

It is time

My homemade tamales are Mexican approved 😭🙏

My real diet when Nathan isn’t home lmao

Mole rojo, kitchen lighting is ass.

Becoming a good Latina wife this weekend by making tamales & empanadas 🇲🇽🫔

Mija is so protective when her dad isn’t here to the point of any tiny noise she barks and she doesn’t take her eyes off me lol

@macabrebxby.bsky.social Mrs jones

Pigeons are so innocent I love them so much 🥹

Awesome find of the day 🎃👑

I miss my hermie :(

Blue dream 💃

Lovely day at the Royal Ontario museum with @geekbeardly.bsky.social & @tamirthepunner.bsky.social 😁

I think I’m back (for now) there’s friends on here I miss dearly 🖤

Never been more prouder to be from the West Midlands 🐺