Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

The discovery that ICE began using Subarus shook me to my core. My culture is not a costume

The perverse use of charity and hospitality culture is normally associated with literal vampires

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

Woke 2 ascendant start running

New greatest bird photo of all time just dropped Royal Penguin 📷 JJ Harrison, eBird ebird.org/checklist/S2...

hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

It is wild to be blessed with so many rad people in your life

My opinion about my friends is hell yeah

Two dumb bitches crashing their economies

Damn, maybe I'm stupid

One of my brave, elderly opinions is that it is bad to hit yourself in the face with a hammer

Love that Bose initiated a headphone update without my affirmative consent and then immediately dropped the connection, leaving my earbuds in an inconsistent software state I can't resolve until I get home. Awesome!

Almost all people in power are writing dangerously unhinged and ridiculous fictions.

We should probably all mute the phrases "reasonable conversation" and "reasonable discussion"

easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”

Rain fucked up two of my books including my new copy of Essentials of Tropical Optimization. On course to have somehow bought three copies of this god damn book

They should let me mute someone with a timer, so I can let someone work out an annoying hyper fixation without having to see it

in fact you do not have to show your ID when you board a train in the united states, you only need to show your ticket (which can be purchased without an ID)

Kicking out the posts in Chesteron's dumbass fence and going "oh shit was that holding the fence up?"

This is right and remarkable. He is not even capable of the miseries of an everyday man. Somehow too abject to be a divorced guy. His only heroic achievements are in loneliness.

Elon must answer for his crimes

cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around

Galois connections everywhere for those with eyes to see

"Discord Teen Council" is an incredibly funny phrase

It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes

Like I said a year ago where is their Marinetti? Where is their Wyndham? They have nothing to offer.

Linear algebra really is a trip huh

I think Bad Bunny's music is pretty fun #bravery #fuck_drumpf

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

Yeah you bet

And never should

gave hamtaro frostmourne

Conversations I have with my spouse

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Stroke of genius that in Nova Delany uses a smug over educated asshole being pompous at a party to deliver world building exposition. That's pretty much how it goes in the real world too. This character is probably as wrong as all those guys were too.

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

I am going to buy a bunch of canelés today. No law will stop me

Sometimes lines actually involve 3 different rays. People don't want you to know this but it's true

You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor. * I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong. * The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me. * I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.

krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance