@apocalypseelf.bsky.social your recent exploits reminded me of this banger m.youtube.com/watch?v=MI61...

Celebrating this #internationalwomensday with my “WOMEN’S TROUBLES” stand-up comedy routine from my 2025 Edinburgh Show WE’LL SEE. This was my most talked about routine of that show. So what better way to celebrate #IWD than with #womenstroubles #standupcomedy #comedy youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

“But when is it International Men’s Day?”

#internationalwomensday 💪❤️

So fun

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Literally, we are so obnoxious you guys

Mood

Pulp poetry.

Sun: I’M BACK Fine layer of dust on everything: YO YO YO

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Two things are being overlooked in the #EpsteinFiles The complicity of doctors The extent of violence My new piece @bmj.com #IWD #Epstein #Healthwashing #VAW

Thought of this today. Don’t know why

the only place this should happen is academic conferences

thanks, endorsed

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

😆

Interesting stuff from the UK

Rumour has it that the Whittaker’s banana caramel chocolate is coming back and I CAN’T WAIT

Our drinking water sources have close to no protection... #nzpol www.phcc.org.nz/briefing/our...

Dengue cases are rising in places like Samoa, American Samoa, the Cook Islands, Kiribati, Nauru and Tuvalu. 🦟 Dengue spreads through mosquito bites. More info and advice: spr.ly/6010hDlEi

Utterly juvenile but the comments 💀

I don't want to party like its 1999 I want to pay for groceries like its 1999

Bruce Springsteen has entered the chat

The youth voting rate is still absolutely abysmal in this country of ours... yes, I'm counting Millennials as youths still in our rapidly aging population. Please make sure you're enrolled to vote. #nzpol #enrolnz

Bizarre!

Done

❤️ - "Don't fight the darkness. Don't even worry about the darkness. Turn on the light and the darkness goes".

happy anniversary of christopher columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids and complaining about how mid they were

Any NZ Jane Austen fans in here? I got this book for Christmas and I LOVED it. The pride and prejudice spin off I didn’t know I needed, but 😍.

Great thread - we choose equality and justice every day

Here’s to 2026

🤣 true

So floofy!

Every time someone mentions them I have to go and read this comic again. theoatmeal.com/comics/manti...

Rudolph gets all the love, so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer. dasher | noun | one that dashes dancer | noun | one that dances prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner Ok, those three are easy to understand. 🧵⬇️

Vaping is a growing problem in our communities.

Amazing news!

Kia ora Auckland whānau. Important research about flu protection if you have the time to participate.

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

Saline nasal sprays effectively reduce severity and duration of cold symptoms, and the need for antibiotics. 🤧

Rosalind Franklin Leaving her notes in a pile That she keeps by the door Who is it for? Awful James Watson Stealing the credit And snaffling all the awards Misogynist bore

A lot of chemists also offer the MMR vaccine and can check your records

Two doses of the MMR vaccine provide 99% of people with protection against measles. Check if you're fully immunised and if not, book with your usual health provider, or lots of pharmacies can do MMR vaccination. Or book online: bookmyvaccine.health.nz

The only safe place to use LLMs is in a field where you are already skilled enough to know you would never trust AI. So you might as well not. We’ve got to start insisting on this Catch 22 being understood in all workplaces: AI only replaces workers too incompetent to notice it doesn’t work.