Rinsed series one of Dinosaur in two sittings. An absolute joy. Loved it.

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Providing end of life care for someone you love with all your heart and soul during a heatwave is... a lot.

common misconception—it’s not that our houses are built to keep heat in (anyone who’s endured a British winter can tell you that). no, the reason hot days are so unbearable in the UK is because this is an evil country and we are being given a small taste of the fire that awaits us in the afterlife

Just an idea, cow dressage

Just home from an MRI scan*. This is how I felt in the machine. *at 17.55 on a Saturday evening. God bless the NHS.

"But if I could take one of your lungs now, and put it on the table in front of you and cut it in half, I think you'd be absolutely horrified."

I saw the Harry Hill show that’s on Sky tonight when he was in Cardiff. Loved it then, and loving seeing it again. As stand up comedy goes, he really is a unique power.

"Gemma Collins to appear in Department for Education social media clip"

Just remembered this, and am now rendered insensible.

[Presses buzzer] Ringworm? #totp

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Atmosphere by Russ Abbot.

The water cannot be drunk, but the lager is delicious.

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They're men? 🤷

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

New reading spectacles.

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

Happy The Fourth of May

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Today's marathon world record in London: astonishing. If you want an insight into how incredible it is, stick the treadmill at your gym on to 21.1kph, and stay on it for two hours.

Roger hopes to finish in 18 months.

Shout out to everyone carb loading tonight. Not because of the London Marathon tomorrow but just because we're fat bastards 👍 (I'm also rubbing vaseline on my nipples.)

Happy birthday, Shakespeare.

I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.

13 years since Killer Slugs hit Norwich

This is my life currently.

I think every film should end with the main character(s) saying the name of the film in the last line like; "I guess at the end of it all, we really were Nuns on the Run" or "I've genuinely done a proper Oppenheimer here" just to tie it up nicely x

Ever blow-dried a labrador?

I think I'm a bit in love with this guy 😍

Well, happy thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library day to all who celebrate

Up early for #Recordstoreday Really pleased with my haul this year

I can't believe it's not buttocks.

Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks

"i’m sorry to hear that your grandma passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that innit yeah and hadiqa you know the only thing is yeah is that no one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i don't want to be mates wiv you alright"

A lean ½ shoulder of lamb please.

Please donate what you can for people that survive in the arts by downloading videos from YouTube and posting them on Twitter.

Trump:

I love having @marcrileydj.bsky.social floating around my kitchen this afternoon as I potter about. Love this song so much ❤️

Texas #TOTP

Willie Fullwilly United States, Census, 1920

Happy Rex Manning Day ❤️ youtu.be/VjJv5oWvohE?...

The whole world tonight

It really is a different world.

‘Spaceballs 2’ is officially titled ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’ Starring Bill Pullman, Lewis Pullman, Rick Moranis, Josh Greenbaum, Daphne Zuniga, Josh Gad, Mel Brooks, Keke Palmer and Anthony Carrigan. In theaters April 23, 2027. #Spaceballs #SpaceballsTheNewOne

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

Happy Easter.

We had to stop for lunch - Happy Eater.