Pleasing Fanny Elliott England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

Archie Butts Dickard www.findagrave.com/memorial/202...

Those that know me can testify I say "little pudding" ALL. THE. TIME so imagine my delight at finding this gorgeous Baileys goblet for 99p in Home Bargains 😍😍😍

I only wear a white poppy.

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In my jammies at 7 on a Saturday night.

Went to the disco on Sunday and copped off with Kevin.

Harry Bloke Uruguay, Passenger Lists, 1888-1980

My two worlds have collided 😍😍😍

Oh well *now* I'm crying.

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There's no lovelier feeling than covering your dozing teenage daughter with a fleecy blanket while you prepare them a metric ton of macaroni cheese ❤️

Cornelius Todger England, Somerset, Church Records, 1501-1999

Finished Film Club tonight. An absolute delight. So much I want to say but I just need to PAUSE* before I can fully process. *Pause Action Until Serenity Enters ❤️

Remember remember

Oh my goodness W H A T a series. Absolutely gorgeous. Watch Leonard and Hungry Paul. Now.

Every time someone has a Gatsby party it’s like announcing they don’t read

That was needed. I have no idea why Garth Marengi saying “Perhap” instead of perhaps is so funny but it is.

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Breaking: Tetrahydropyranlcyclopentyltetrahydropyridopyridine

So I’ve got to get up and then Five will make me get down? Guess this guttering will never be cleared #totp x

Happy Halloween!

The shops really are missing a trick by not offering this as a Halloween costume.

My annual shite pumpkin 🎃 (This year: Vampire mixed with Pig.)

In Norwich city centre there's a lovely department store with a food hall in the basement and they have a Room of Cheese. Meanwhile in North Norwich:

#RIP Prunella Scales. Photo by John Deakin, 1964.

Having a horrible time here in Torquay.

Incredible discount.

Someone better at these things than me could do a picture essay on the strangely melancholic and sentimental skies in Charlie Brown cartoons.

It's very Charlie Brown autumnal out there today.

"I look around me, at the world.... and I'm just asking for vengeance, that's all..."

Stop being such a spoilsport

Absolutely scrummy gingerbread traybake with a lime icing.

We're getting the bus to Great Yarmouth tomorrow so we can go on a Museum Crawl.

Here’s another classic Pulp chorus

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

And the runner up:

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

Mercury Music Prize Best Album revealed

Please please please please please DON'T DO THE THING OF REPLYING TO SOMEONE TO PERFORMATIVELY INFORM THEM THAT WHATEVER THEY HAVE MENTIONED IS RUBBISH AND YOU HATE IT. It's so *tedious*.

Absolutely delightful Apple Day at Gressenhall. Took no photos but my favourite thing was seeing all the animals: Pigs, sheep, goats, horses and fowl. This photo of me was taken with a scrumptious cup of mulled cider. By Hannah aged 44.

Really hope she wins on Thursday 🙏🙏🙏

It’s Jamiroquai! #totp

Imagine going to the barbers and saying, "yeah that's champion that, mate".

I'm been sick twice.

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Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?" It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x

Today's been awful.

Because of social media I will die happy knowing that Bob Mortimer likes me and thinks I'm funny. ❤️

Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title