This level of sarcasm from Luke Malpass is unprecedented #NZPol

Here endeth the lesson... I hope the link works. 👏👏 x.com/maddenifico/...

It was all going swimmingly for Luxon until Willis said "he's safe"... He's anything but safe when that's said! Christopher Luxon shrugs off criticism after being ranked 15th best minister by businesses (RNZ)

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

“Her current leave accrual is four weeks annual leave, and 10 sick days a year. Under the new system, Maia will accrue 80 hours of annual leave per year and 40 hours of sick leave.” So Maia can now get Covid and be obliged to go to work to spread it to others - against Health NZ recommendations?🤔

Wonderful interview between Jacinda Ardern and John Stewart! I'm not sure who was interviewer or interviewee, it was fantastic. 👏 👏 👏 youtu.be/xJg1McSvgo8?...

Apparently, it’s socially unacceptable to compare anyone or anything to Hitler. Mention Hitler, and you’ll be shouted down with a chorus of “Godwin’s Law”. Well sod that. Until we start comparing Trump to Hitler, we’re unprepared for what is barrelling towards us. 🧵1/4

As someone posted, we are a hateful nation. 😥 😔

We are a hateful nation.

Clarke Gayford on RNZ after 10am to talk Prime Minister.

1/2 When the only thing growing is leadership speculation Andrea Vance September 21, 2025 Some highlights below, source in threaded post #NZPol

Just your regular reminder that Chris Bishop is both chair of the National Party Campaign Committee, dependent on donations from businesses for a successful campaign, and the Infrastructure Minister, who decides if businesses get to access the RMA fast track process.

What the fuck is Mr Unaware doing wandering around the Beehive running into Thomas Coughlan when the GDP number was being released by Stats NZ? #NZPol

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Then the economy had a great fall All the PM’s donors and all of his zen Couldn't get NZ GDP increasing again.

All the President's Men is on Neon!

This is huge & they don't even have a decent leader to convince us otherwise. There must serious backstabbing going on inside national. Our economy is a disaster! Former finance minister Sir Roger Douglas calls for Finance Minister Nicola Willis to resign

What absolute BS from the most incompetent min of finance in our history! She spent a year trash talking the economy before they won and then she destroyed it! I despise her and our corrupt government. People are losing their health, jobs and homes under them! Hopeless! #nzpol

So um, this happened. '100% clean green NZ' my arse!

Just when I thought I couldn't love nurses more!!! Kia kaha! 🥰👍 Nurses turn their backs on Health Minister during speech.

I just came across my first queen wasp for the season! 😠 Dispatched! Keep an eye out for them, they're really large and quite slow and they lay hundreds of eggs a day. Every one you can kill now will save a nest of the little stinging bstards getting established in your hood!

Kia ora koutou When he become prime minister he said he was having weekly Te Reo lessons, even taking into account the time he is out of the country & not sitting in parliament & other excuses, if he had continued those lessons he would be fluent by now This guy can't stick at ANYTHING #NZPol

Independent Together - the oxymoronic banner Chung and his cronies are running under. Backed by Better Wellington, which in turn is backed by anti-trans, anti-cycleway, anti-progress, anti-‘woke’ donors. Toxic AF 🤮

Looks like a hostage video

Famous anti-vaxer finally gets shot. Some people are very good at one liners. 🤔🙄

Nash seems to think the rules (any rules) don't apply to him. The essence of toxic entitlement!

Terfs: This man who says a woman "a pussy and a pair of tits" will surely champion our cause! Such feminist credentials. A man so privileged he was be sacked from one political party to be reborn in another #NZPol

...Later in the show Plunket said that Nash had called back and asked for his comments to be deleted after a discussion with his wife, but the host refused... Thank you Plunket! Nash is a creep.

A little blue sky joy!

...Here he comes now. Little chap. “Philip,” he says. “Philip Polkinghorne.” The secret diary of .. Luxon's last days newsroom.co.nz/2025/09/06/t...

One goose step closer to fascism when Doyle, a genuine representative of a community is hounded out of the former House of Representatives.

My life was definitely saved by the united work of this team and our Labour politicians strategic approach and comms! I'm grateful every day!

If Chris Bishop becomes PM of Aotearoa NZ, then the whole fucking place deserves to get in the bin, that bin then should get in the sea, where it ought to float to an island with an old timey cannon that can fire it into the Sun. The bloke is a fucking massive loser with glowing shitlord energy.

"Well it didn't start off as a hole. But we rolled up our sleeves and got the shovel out. Couple of cancelled ferries later, we had made some progress. THAT'S when we got out the digger. Crashing the economy, giving money back to landlords. I wouldn't call it a hole - more like a chasm."

We got Genesis gas cut off & the metre removed at NO cost. We didn't want to pay the line charge for 3/4 the year when it's not being used & hated using gas (for heating only). This is completely anti competitive business practice and climate damaging. It unfairly locks customers in. #nzpol

This is the funnest time I've had on line! All the incels are quiet and the brainy ones are bombarding this platform with the BEST quotes.

Let me get this straight, they weren’t allowed to show the Stuff Protests on Three news as they are produced by stuff. Isn’t that against the whole idea of News? Didn’t take me long to find a photo online 😜 #nzpol

Gallery journos have always been a special breed - herd like, docile and competitive within those constraints - but the credulity levels now are off the charts.Willis, architect of a screwed economy announced nothing but an idea today, she needs challenging not amplifying.

Actually the power move is for Taylor Swift to invite Jacinda Ardern to her wedding 💅

Perfectly summed up Paul!!

It's official according to the BSA. David Seymour is an Arrogant Prick.

Look I am sorry but she has been talking about this for literally months and there is no more substance to it now than there was all those months ago. Fuckin' do something you useless krunts! #NZPol

Christopher Luxon saying "it's hard in the cities" kind of blows my mind to be honest. Setting Farmers aside because they are getting a big pay out this year at least, is cost of living not a problem for the regions? It's feels like a whole NZ thing to me. #NZPol

Maybe the Nats shouldn't have pulled a handbrake on construction? #NZPol

No wonder they want to ban Te Reo. They have enough trouble speaking intelligibly in English.

Help our MPs ‘find a spine’ Recognise Palestine Sanction Israel Pot Banging Rally Wednesday 13 August 1.30-2.30pm Parliament Lawn, Wellington BYO Pots Please share widely #NZPol

The buck stops where? Pay equity and the coalition government. My Stuff #cartoon today. #NZpol #PayEquity #PeoplesSelectCommittee

PSA - TRAINS, PLANES AND AUTOMOBILES is on Netflix! 😁

If we are hit with a new pandemic while this lot are in change many thousands more of us will die in an attempt to not shut down businesses and still many thousands more businesses will fold without decent support like the wage subsidy #NZPol

While the racists are at it can they also get rid of these highly offensive and confusing words that are confusing my mokopuna?! Café, apostrophe, cliché, deja vu, kindergarten, delicatessen and cappuccino!