You can't coerce someone into loving you. Don't ask me how I know.

fuck Tucker Carlson, fuck his little apology, and if you fall for it you're just as pathetic as he is

The same way an "incursion" became "excursion."

Trump blockading the Strait of Hormuz is the "you can't fire me, I quit" of global economic leverage.

Searching for a way to block posts containing the phrase "implies the existence of."

what's the J for what's the J for, motherfucker

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.

Trump has no idea that Ireland's president is a woman.

How many more American soldiers and Iranian civilians need to die before Democrats will drop their Epstein inquiry?

"This is all Kamala's fault for not making me feel like the most special voter in the whole wide world" is an actual thing a large number of people on this site believe.

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

Me: no one will know that I bought this shirt for $5 *gets a compliment* Me: THANKS IT WAS $5

Oh nothing — just me @ the bad place

Milkshake puck

everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT

"I wish to make it clear I did not leave any of my children behind given that the man was a known child molester."

I hate to be the bearer of more doomsday news during this already dark time, but this seems important. AG leaders warn of widespread collapse of the American agricultural system. Now would be a good time to learn how to do container gardening. Start sprouting your seeds now.🫛🌱

So the “elected” President with his elected majority House and Senate says they have to takeover elections because Dems cheat. Make that argument make sense.

Bridge On The River Kwai

Yes, elections are run by states. That is true today. Here's a list of other things that USED to be true. Feel free to add. -Law enforcement need probable cause/warrant to enter -You have the right to Due Process -You have the right to peacefully protest -US Presidents may not profit from office

WI 🫶🏽 MN

Please, only videos of people weeping when being surprised by gifts of a new pet.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

In 365 days of Trump: - he doubled his family’s net worth - billionaires got $1.5 trillion richer - his 20 wealthiest political donors got ~$380 billion richer while… Food prices ⬆️ Utilities ⬆️ Healthcare ⬆️ Housing ⬆️ Just in case you didn’t understand the scam yet.

the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers

Hard to believe a man who thinks women should be shot for disrespect has a long history of sexual assault accusations.

Catch the green and gold fireworks? #GoPackGo

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Can Tony Dokoupil eat Kristy Noem's ass while she denies a murder live on camera? Tune in to CBS Evening News tonight to find out.

I remain in awe of how @minakimes.bsky.social uses her platform to speak up for what she believes is right and/or wrong. She’s a less protected figure in the sports world as a woman and minority and still she speaks out. A lot of white men with larger platforms will say nothing and it’s shameful.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Impromptu memorial, Hollywood Blvd.

Hopefully the Packers offense comes around today because their defense has been solid. Oops.

Eye-rollingest Trump tell is in his "I just wish her well" statement: "I've met her...since I live in Palm Beach and, uh, I guess they live in Palm Beach." Yesss, I seem to recall reading in the Rapist Gazette they bought that little place over on Predator Lane.

We need a constitutional amendment declaring that your presidential candidacy is forfeit the first time you refer to yourself in the third person.

Two years I've been waiting for him to show us he's the elite QB the media seems invested in convincing us he is.

Hey, @padilla.senate.gov abd @schiff.senate.gov DO NOT CAVE. You are "no" votes!

Keisann Nixon is a total liability.

Not Kraft!

At least it wasn't Freddie Freeman.

Welp I'm headed downtown to riot

I was screaming "bunt?? let him hit away!" I swear I was.

IS THERE NO ONE WE CAN PLAY IN PLACE OF KEISANN NIXON?? #Gopackgo

It was a long time ago but I feel like I knew it was her head in the box the whole time.

I try not to be disappointed when I pet my cat and she immediately licks my scent off...but it hurts.

I miss Woo. Welp, work to do.

I love Joey O. keeping the inning alive for Chourio. #ThatsMyCrew