woke 1 made the mistake of making people think it was problematic to make fun of healing crystals and astrology. woke 2 must be focused on the destruction of white shamanism

This kind of shit talking only works when you can walk the walk to back it up and Tim Sweeney just fired 1000 people because his infinite money printer isn't growing as fast as he wants it to.

It's probably more accurate to say like 80 to 90 percent get done and the rest get put in the I'll totally circle back to these no really I promise this time will be different pile.

Hey so can someone tell Dave that Andy Pages walkup song slash funeral dirge shouldn't follow an Ohtani at bat?

"everyone" = men with money

I feel a little unhinged everytime I get a palette of Coke Zero for me and a palette of Diet Coke for my wife during the same trip to Costco.

I left twitter when a woman posted her phd and thousands of men told her to have white babies. that was before they started making porn of any woman who posted a picture of herself

I can't believe they have replaced Smoltz with two people even more annoying. Like do other ballplayers not get sick of hearing people wack off the Brewers as "baseball players" like they aren't all professional athletes?

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

WHEN I WAS A BOY

I'm guessing he was really mad at Absolute Batman

Kyle Hurts looks like he was born a father

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

ok so trans women are women until someone wants to feel better than us and then theyre men and also white. but trans men are better men than trans women because theyre also women too only cooler. i think i got it

Man Rushing really is a psycho lol.

not a reveal. we knew that already

I thougth he pulled a hammy with that slide LOL

Someone explain aging to Roberts so he stops using Trienen in leberage

Tie goes to the runner

"It'll be okay as long as we still push through a Democratic majority." No, bitch, it will not be okay. It will never be okay that Black Americans do not have a voice and have to depend on the kindness of strangers who have shown repeatedly that they do not give a shit about us in the voting booth.

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

this is like an arrested development bit

Wild Astros fans are booing Tucker.

Why is the Astros infield in such shit condition when it's in a dome?

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

THE REAL STORY IS THAT LIZ LEMON AND TRACY JORDAN ARE STILL FRIENDS

HELL YEAH, DUCKS!!!

"Guy on the way to shoot the President denounces Hasan Piker's incivility" should make everyone take a step back and realize how stupid this is.

I would very belatedly like to register my enjoyment of Suburgatory.

The word for this is "coup."

Thats actually wild that he called him for the violation there.

My sinuses closed up just imagining the dust mites

“Have I really earned the *grapefruit* Spindrift? Maybe just the lemon. Don’t wanna look too indulgent.”

“Hooray. We have won the game”

Bizarro day. Kyle Tucker the Hero. Yamamoto off the hook after a bad start.

Never bunt

Every year or so the CIA comes out and says “yeh, we did that thing that local people thought we did at the time” and a bunch of Liberals say “wow, good thing the CIA doesn’t do that anymore” until 50 years later when the CIA admits they’re still doing it, then the cycle repeats.

Github is so unreliable now. Microsoft going back the old Microsoft.

Can't wait for the rams to line up in this formation with all their TEs

*incredible* ten minutes for this rule

enjoy it, Dolphins fans

Webb was literally screaming at Kim during the game.

They deserve the benefit of the doubt, but I hate it.

Team run by idiot college coach acts like a team run by an idiot college coach

Framing it like Rushing was saying that about an obvious injury where he was stretchered off instead of a guy sorta pouting on home plate and leaving a full inning later is insane. Or if they're mad about allegedly "fuck 'em" being said at all, you really need to be serious.

I used to have a colleague who manually sent out documents entitled john_smith.pdf to hundreds of John Smiths a month with a mail mergable email body. So many easy wins available from this tech. A shame the marketing has been so focused on digital god that tech firms have failed to communicate this.