Another educator in the pay of Big Alice B. Toklas Brownies. Get corporate money out of education.

Whoops. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Black-veined wet leaf lets go, leaves sycamore bough, falls, twists in wind, agon. #prompt #Malice #Haikusmash #Haikuprompt

This looks bad… www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

"Every morning, he sticks his tongue down my throat and lays eggs in my esophagus. It's really romantic."

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Who knew WWIII would start with an escalator?

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A dragonfly just crashed into the window and made a pinging sound. ..like an evangelical on the dome of Heaven.

Zelenskyy listening to Trump at the UNGA this morning

*unhinged laughter*

I have had a goddamn headache every goddamn day for ten years and now he's going to tell me that if I take Tylenol I'm going to start memorizing maps of my neighborhood. I am so sick of this idiot huckster.

Are you sure? www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...

I, personally, do not like that John Roberts treats precedent as meaningless when it comes to whether you have five votes on the shadow docket.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

"the authoritarian's dream"

This is worth a read even if you’re not a fan of David French and even if you’re really over free speech.

As of noon ET, Fox News has not mentioned reports that its then-employee Tom Homan accepted a bag of cash from undercover FBI agents as part of a corruption probe closed under the Trump administration. www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...

You know we're in the bad timeline when I'm enthusiastically posting an op-ed by Karl Rove. www.wsj.com/opinion/they...

Dude. This sucks. Sonny Curtis was the genuine article.

I'd say give the unhappy couple some privacy. But this bastard breaks down Texan doors to make sure people can't do what they want with their own bodies.

I am absolutely dying to know how my cat managed to stand on Option, Command, and + at the same time.

Does this guy really not realize how ridiculous he looks?

Underrated phenomenon is so many people were already looking for streaming services to cut and Disney basically helped them figure it out.

"This site is HISTORICAL! And HISTORICALLY SIGNIFICANT! Because of the PEOPLE who LIVED HERE!" Um... yes. We're those people. "Well, get the fuck out!"

When does the name change takes effect? #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP

so the president just tweeted out an offense worse than watergate, we all realize that right?

Meanwhile, back in the real world . . . Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s. What an idiot.

Didn’t the Soviets build Bagram?

The secretary of lying thinks we are all morons and acts like we didn’t all see Brendan Carr with our own eyes

This is one of those posts that's like walking into a rough biker bar and slamming a fist on the counter and shouting out, "Play some Air Supply why don't you, dammit!"

While 🇺🇸 farms go under…

1/8 Manosphere bros are the problem. Not men. Yes, some people in social justice circles treated men like crap for just being male. That was unfair. Period. But sweeties, life isn't fair. Becoming the cartoon villain they already think you are? That’s not the move.

"...this is a golden age of wrapping the question, 'What the everliving fuck are you on about?' in elegant and pointed prose." The Purple Prose of Attorneys Meets a Stern Critic open.substack.com/pub/otterhat...

Reminded more and more of this essay from Roger Ebert. www.rogerebert.com/roger-ebert/...

This is from the Wodehouse gem "Laughing Gas." The Penguin run of Wodehouses on my shelf (almost the whole catalogue) are ALL missing pages and covers; terrible bookmaking, from a technical point of view. Fortunately, I have much better editions!

I love learning about mythology

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion. Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.

Imagine you had an idea so terrible that Ted Cruz wound up having the morally correct opinion.

nothing says "we care about your privacy" more than sharing your data with 222 partners

No, no, no, no. And can I add, NO!

"Developers have stated the projects will not affect local residents' utility rates". Well then, they should not have a problem posting a multi-million dollar bond against that claim that could be used to offset the actual cost.

A) yes it is B) By “bad” he means calling out his lies

As well all know, losing a lot of cheap labor makes things less expensive.

The Purple Prose of Attorneys Meets a Stern Critic open.substack.com/pub/otterhat...

Nature is a comedian who can’t be silenced.