Mitch McConnell staff asks the Washington Post for a copy of the front page of the Sports section they plan to run in a month.

Literally holding a newspaper.

Well that was quick

Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?

I never had a teacher believe in me like this.

"Good night, Iran. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

America needs to be a Christian nation even though Jesus Himself seems to have been a woke libtard cuck.

Probably a bad idea to wrap your face and body in slim-fit clothing on a day with 101 degree heat. Especially if the garments are made from tightly woven cotton or certain synthetics.

Elon Musk is a South African who came to the US under a fraudulently secured student visa to study at Stanford (he never enrolled). Through further fraud, he secured a green card and then was naturalized as a US citizen. His US citizenship can be revoked. He also holds a Canadian passport.

"The Mayor in Jaws is STILL THE MAYOR IN JAWS 2" will never not be an accurate reflection of our electoral politics.

The sitting president of the United States had to pay $5 million to a woman he raped and defamed, and not one person in his entire cult of a party is calling for his resignation. Not one.

"The verdict finding Trump sexually abused & defamed Carroll is now final. He's out of courts to shop this to, & he’ll get no more appeals. And since he had to prepay the judgment & deposit it w/the court — along w/interest! — she won’t have to wait for him to cut the check." — @lizdye.bsky.social

here's a pic of the Iowa State Fair from a few years ago that I found online and am posting randomly for no real reason

"The Treatment of Iran’s World Cup Team Exposed the West's and FIFA's Double Standards" Iran’s football captain was asked about LGBT rights. So, why then wasn’t the U.S. team captain asked about the U.S. bombing of the girls' school in Minab, asks Fatima Bhutto for Zeteo?

Vanilla Ice. Welcome to the resistance.

TBH I feel like Mamdani has bent over backwards to demonstrate that he's not remotely antisemitic, and guys like Frum who will call him an antisemite anyway on the basis of his religion and anti-Zionism are doing the work of bona fide antisemites

Under the guise of denouncing religious bigotry, people like David Frum are in fact engaging in religious bigotry themselves. "Oh, it doesn't matter what this politician has actually done and said, he's a Muslim and you know how THEY are." Utterly vile and pathetic.

I think the weirdest thing about Elmo being the first trillionaire is just how imaginary the whole thing is. It's a PR stunt so he can be called THE WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE™️. His companies don't make that kind of money. They are unlikely to make that money in his lifetime. It's just so...lame.

In this San Luis Obispo wine bar, Turley means zinfandel with 17% alcohol. But they do know this: it's Obama's fault that the WHCD was interrupted before the drinking could begin.

Perfect

Happy ‘Sinners’ Day! One year ago, Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners,’ released in theaters.

Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces since the war began have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when six service members were killed and more than 20 wounded. www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

there has never ever been another man with this many photos where he looks like his mom just walked in on him jerking off

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

Pete Hegseth to ban Army’s Metallica fans from listening to the Black Album.

🔥TRUMP IS HIDING THIS FROM YOU !!!🔥 Marines and sailors are actively revolting. Troops in the 31st MEU and on warships headed to the Middle East are filing emergency Conscientious Objector claims to stop their deployment. The Pentagon is terrified as the ranks refuse to fight Trump's war.

We did this with tariffs. Now we’re doing this with war. And some insiders are making a fortune off the chaos.

(shouted from the back): "Because you're dying?"

Hey, Mikey, you lying again??? You were born in 1972. Roe was decided in 1973. So *IF* there’s a shred of truth to this story, the truth is your mom didn’t really have a choice. Not unless she wanted to take her chances on a back alley abortion. Keep breaking your precious 10 commandments though. 😒😒

Hate what brought us together but I'm glad we are together 📷: AP

‘We’ve alchemised lead into gold by mistake’

ICE Nazis visit a Mexican restaurant in St. Paul in hope of ordering food and kidnapping some restaurant workers, but get met with resistance from EVERYONE inside, only to get their fascist asses thrown out. 🙌🇺🇸💪👏✊️👇

"Worse than Bush after Katrina" is a polling benchmark that I thought that partisan polarization had made impossible

FIFA could prevent world war three tomorrow: tell Trump if he invades Greenland he’s losing the FIFA Peace Prize and the U.S. is out as World Cup Host.

Alright let's take the win here

Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

Anywhere but here!

THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated. According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani has issued an executive order revoking all executive orders signed by Eric Adams after September 26, 2024, the date of Adams’ indictment.

Your sandwiches suck anyway

I would rather have an actual TdA gang member in my home than Kegseth. First, I'll spend less on booze, and second, the TdA guy has murdered fewer people.

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

What the actual fuck? The DEADLINE was yesterday. Sure Dems, come on out and tell us how they broke the law by not releasing all the documents, redacting hundreds of pages, and adding photos of Bill Clinton that had nothing to do with Epstein. Where are the US Marshalls? The DEADLINE was yesterday.

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