Tariffs are great for Americans kind of like getting hit by a car and breaking your legs...

Call it Dumbass University 🙄

Listen, Trump. Your continued threats will not intimidate me or keep me from doing my job, which includes oversight of the executive branch. Stop the threats of execution, hanging, and sending a mob before someone gets hurt. America deserves better.

Pretty remarkable that Trump has installed someone on the Saudi dole — Jared Kushner collects millions in fees from the Saudis every year — in a key role for America's most sensitive and consequential foreign policy negotiations (Gaza, Ukraine), and it is largely TREATED AS A NON-STORY

Hoist a glass to the Billionaire's Ball, honoring the butcher of Istanbul and the Unabomber of Caribbean fishing boats...

Look 9 out of 10 doctors say it’s important for old men to keep their weird neck vag warm

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

😂😂😂... "and stay your raggedy racist ass at home!"

What a surprise - Elon's House of Horrors is populated by Russian, Nigerian & Indian bots. (hint: so are his followers)

He needs a distraction from his last distraction...

I'm nobody. But for what it's worth, I stand with Mark Kelly, and I suspect most Americans do, too.

When you tie your horses to the Trumpistani wagon, this is what you get 🤡

From the No Shit Department “It is a miscarriage of justice and gross abuse of our criminal justice system and taxpayer funds to essentially extort Donald Trump’s own Department of Justice to pay off his buddies.” US Rep. Dan Goldman

Your daily reminder that this crazy fucker still has the nuclear codes. For God's sake, 25th Amendment today, even if it means we're stuck with Vance for awhile.

The Oligarchic News apparently boycotted the peasants revolting at the golden castle's doors...

Who could've ever guessed that Kash wouldn't work out?🤡 Meanwhile is Dan Bongino hiding in a bunker somewhere?

When government locks up a third of the population & deports another third...

Peace Prize for Putin's Puppet

The Federalist Society's "philosophy" has warped the rule of law. Now the monster they created wants more. (full article in replies)

How did I miss this one?

"Look, the Fed can do a lot of things, but what it can't do is lower the price of imports. It can't make it so there are more workers for California farmers to help pick the crops." These are self-inflicted supply shocks, and the Fed can't magically undo them. (The White House can.)

Verbatim: "I refuse to be a battered wife hoping it all goes away and gets better.” - Marjorie Taylor Green

New Orleans' violent crime rate is ⏬ 20% from last year, but the Trumpistanis are declaring war on it anyway, because browns. Meanwhile, fuck Gregory Bovino

Professional weasel and Texas AG Ken Paxton has no problem at all sticking his nose into any woman's private decisions involving such things as abortions. But he's fighting like crazy to keep his divorce records sealed (so they don't become part of his Senate campaign).

The Democrats really should do this, so they probably won't. Don't know how Pete feels about it though. Great 🧵

Verbatim: "The president of the United States is publicly howling for the arrest and execution of members of Congress, knowing that he commands a base that will take him seriously and has people in it that might act on his demands." - Tom Nichols

Trump is tailor-made for the 25th Amendment, but no one is brave enough to invoke it. "This is a new and dire development in the ongoing American constitutional crisis. The voters, Congress, and, yes, the U.S. military must all now be more vigilant than at any time in our modern history."

Verbatim: "So shes deliberately trying to make it so that Republicans are down a vote to screw Trump over ahead of 2026. She will probably get a deal with CNN or MSDNC to shit talk Trump all day throughout the midterms. She wants the Democrats to win." - Laura Loomer on Marjorie Taylor Green

Sean Duffy needs to concentrate on keeping enough qualified air traffic controllers on board to keep our planes flying safely. As for his handy 1960s fashion tips - he can go eat a big bowl of poop.

Just off of the top of my head in not-too-technical terms: Fuck Alito, & of course fuck Greg Abbott & the Texas Taliban. The courts have never been in any hurry to force us Texans to use past atrocious redistricted maps until they wound their way through the justice-mobile. Which they never did.

I *said* ha-ha!

Stephen Miller must be so disappointed.

White House spox stated that Trump doesn't really want to execute Democrats in Congress. Funny though, he still has all his "Truth" posts up saying that he does.

No. Hells no.

Yesterday the president of the United States called for the execution of Democratic members of Congress. Today, the oligarchian news media is like "Can the market really keep going up, or is AI just a bubble?"

The only sane response is to impeach him immediately. but that brings up Mike Johnson...

"The overwhelming sense I got from watching the president was just trying to count the number of lies, and I ran out of fingers and toes. He lied and said that prices are coming down. He lied when he said prices were at an all-time high under President Biden. They're at an all-time high right now."

Here's a big Texas thank-you to Gov. Greg "Cosplay" Abbott, who's always willing to shill for Donald Trump no matter what the cost to the citizenry: 🖕

Newsflash: It's never seditious to follow the Constitution or advise others to do so. Inciting rioters to invade the Capitol Building & overthrow the government - *that* is seditious. We never forget.

this morning's Fox & Friends featured commercials for Trump Watches *and* Trump-branded handguns. a level of presidential grifting that was unfathomable a decade ago.

“What’s most telling is that the President considers it punishable by death for us to restate the law. Our servicemembers should know that we have their backs as they fulfill their oath to the Constitution and obligation to follow only lawful orders.”

Just so we’re ALL clear: the President of the United States made death threats toward sitting Democratic members of Congress. But they’re always claiming Democrats are the dangerous ones, right? (1/2)

On top of everything else, Trump is suffering from Saudi Crown Prince envy...

If not now, when? If not us, who?

Even the most craven Republicans know this guy no longer can pretend to be president.

Next: Stephen Miller decides to torment New Orleans...

North Carolina sheriff says Gestapo blitzkrieg is over in Charlotte. Other reports have rumored that the Trumpistani War on America is about to move to New Orleans.

Trump is falling apart on multiple fronts right before our eyes.

Epstein Chickens Coming Home to Roost:

Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.