Living the Donny Two Dolls' Economy: Fucked and Double Fucked

"Get thee behind me, Homan!"

Hillbilly Eyeliner wants to show he can be as much of an illegal dick as Drumpty, and haha, who gives a rat's ass what poors or handicapped suffer & die as a result? Not Peter Thiel, that's for sure. also, fuck JD Vance.

So much winning

Me too!

Negligent homicide. Chalk up another one for the Gestapo.

I guess Kash Patel is back from Italy 🙄

Like nothing anyone has ever seen before... "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." - Donald Trump, June 21, 2025

Once the Gestapo State kidnaps all the browns and face-shoots all the protesters, their masters (who have voters' data) will what? Just melt their swords into plowshares, or start kidnapping registered Democrats? Asking for a friend...

She should fit right in. And the Republicans will be delighted to welcome her to the table.

Turns out it takes longer to build houses when the Gestapo kidnaps all your subcontractors & crews 🤡

Meanwhile, back at the Epstein distraction: “If you decide to repeat past experiences through deception, lies, flawed analysis & false information, & launch an attack in the midst of negotiations, you will undoubtedly taste the firm blow of the Iranian nation & the country’s defensive forces.”

🔥🔥

"So much winning we don't know what to do with it all."

So, 2 hours of the usual bullshit, nothing of substance on why we may start an endless war tomorrow with Iran even tho Congress has given no authorization. And no mention of how one can be "completely exonerated" of child rape allegations simply by ordering one's minions to destroy the evidence.

actually, that was a fart

gravity makes you float

Firms are beginning to sue over the illegal tariffs they've had to pay, BUT those companies' customers (us) have no recourse, even tho we ultimately bore the cost of Trump's illegality. AND our 401Ks were irreparably harmed when his illegal actions tanked stock markets in April by $1 trillion.

Dissolve DHS & ICE & start over "2025 was the deadliest non-COVID year on record for ICE detention, as the # of detention facilities doubled, number of detainees on any given day rose by 75%, & the number of people with no criminal record held in ICE detention on a given day exploded by 2,450%"

Whether Trump drags us into endless war with Iran for fuck-all reasons depends in part on the judgment of (ulp) Jared Kushner 👀

NPR investigation shows DOJ covering up Donald Trump documented child sexual abuse allegations. I know, hard to believe Pam Bondi is complicit in this, right?

Major media outlets parroting Donny Two Dolls' BS - his new tariffs are just as illegal as the old ones were.

Can't wait to read the SOTU transcript.

Also today. Just ask Iran (or Cuba). Or brown people. Or young girls. Or

As predicted.

Dear Fellow Americans: This is a friendly reminder that Trump decided to tax you an extra 15% for no other reason than he was mad at the Supreme Court. 🗽

People eventually tire of living under the thumb of a tyrannical asshole.

Donny Two Dolls names himself President Emperor "As President, I do not have to go back to Congress to get approval of Tariffs. It has already been gotten, in many forms, a long time ago! They were also just reaffirmed by the ridiculous and poorly crafted supreme court decision! President DJT" 🙄

Which means we *all* have a Nazi problem.

Trump's Cuban plan: Force its government into submission by starving off the people the government already was starving.

The Crux of the Biscuit

Your tax money in action 🙄

"So what we have here is a pro-tax president."

Customs says it will stop collecting Trump's illegal tariffs - tomorrow. But for 3 days they've been charging tariffs in spite of SCOTUS.

Trump tariff rampage set to tank the markets again, and your 401K along with it.

Morning Trump Brain "I can use Licenses to do absolutely “terrible” things to foreign countries, especially those countries that have been RIPPING US OFF for many decades but according to the ruling, can’t charge them a License fee - BUT ALL LICENSES CHARGE FEES, why can't the US do so?" 🙄

Meanwhile in Mexico, cartel goes on a rampage.

He didn't just rush blindly toward another endless war. I'm pretty sure he asked Laura Loomer for her opinion first.

Notice how you didn't mention the Epstein/Trump Pedo Operation? So did Trump.

Emperor Drumpty threatens to blow up Iran if it doesn't abandon its nuclear program. You know, the one Drumpty said he utterly destroyed last June. 🙄

"I *said* ha-ha."

Death of detainee in Gestapo custody in El Paso ruled homicide, but ICE says it was merely "spontaneous use of force" by the Gulag staff, in order to "prevent him from harming himself." Like spontaneous combustion I guess 🙄

But Hunter's laptop! Also, tariffs under section 122 will be legally challenged, too. Also, also: Bessent saying tariff revenue won't change doesn't seem to account for the fact most of that $ was collected from unconstitutional tariffs and still needs to be paid back with interest.

Jesus, he needs to quit taking legal advice from Stephen Miller & economic advice from Larry, Curly & Moe.

Donny Two Dolls is a very stable economic genius doubtlessly playing 3-D chess.

For a minute there, Howdy Doody forgot he might have to count on the private sector for employment after this current shitshow finally ends...

"We have taken in, and will soon be receiving, more than 600 Billion Dollars in Tariffs, but the Fake News Media refuses to talk about it..." - Donald Trump $600 billion, Buck-o. With interest.

Emperor Drumpty can't possibly be racist, because look at everything he did for Jesse Jackson. "Despite the fact that I am falsely & consistently called a Racist by the Scoundrels and Lunatics on the Radical Left, Democrats ALL, it was always my pleasure to help Jesse along the way.” - Donald Trump

Head of the Trumpistani Center For Performative Arts says dark stain on their skating rink must've been caused by Democrats because everyone knows that's how they roll 🙄

Emperor Drumpty just named himself HR director of Netflix, apparently