We learned about the Earthspark Cosmos figure one year ago today.

We just had a classic ten-minute thunderboomer. Like, "the temp went down 15° in ten minutes" thunderboomer.

I should've done shots like this when they were all new. 🤦‍♂️

Y'know when they update a random character and nobody cares, except one fan losing their mind? This one was me. 🤖🤖📷: Irontread, Transformers War For Cybertron: Siege w/ Ironworks, War For Cybertron: Earthrise

Ever wonder what the back of your eyeballs look like? Well keep wondering: these are mine.

Primed For Battle 📷 Iron Warrior Leader DLX (Transformers Prime Optimus Prime)

Happy birthday to this gem.

Actually...y'know what? Maybe that's a gimmick to explore in Cyberworld. Remember when we were excited to connect sets?

I brought Earthrise Ironworks to work with me today.

Gonna start a support group for the seven of us that still play Magic but don't like Commander.

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." –Darth Vader. YOU wrote this shit my guy, come on!!! How're you this blind?!

NINETY FUCKING DOLLARYDOOS

"...in conclusion if Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus turn into the same truck cab, and Huffer can tow Optimus' trailer, then it stands to reason that Huffer can tow Ultra Magnus' trailer too. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk."

Rachel Maddow’s description of Juan Sebastian Guerrero killed by ICE in Maine is a must see. She explains what happened w/out being graphic, and somehow that makes it even more powerful. Remember Alex, Pretti, and Renée? There have been no prosecutions. Still no justice. We know how this goes.

Disappearing into a pulled pork sandwich and some loaded mashed potatoes because WHAT EVEN IS THIS DAY

fucking HOW

Hearts are heavy up here with the news of another ICE killing, this time in Biddeford ME.

"Verify your age." My brother in Christ, I used to read the same magazine for a WHOLE MONTH until the next one showed up. In the mail.

FUCK

I am BEGGING for ports of this game.

Enjoying the weather out in the yard! Stretched out in a zero-gravity chair, just a little baked, jamming out to a playlist of Ugress & Solene on shuffle. As close to a beach escape as I'm getting this summer.

Seeing a politician died, only to find out which one like

Tackled a little plastic surgery: While it took longer than expected, my TM2 Megatron has two legs again! The patch isn't perfect, but it'll do for display. Prime Cyberverse Megatron's weapon pin snapped off in the cannon. Couldn't extract the pin, but I was able to glue the sword in place.

...am I the first person to call it a "polsona" online?

I'm gonna do this with a lobster trap and run in Maine.

CAST THIS MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE SEA

*stares at the Classics Prime in my work bag*

One more from the archives! Seven years ago, from the porch. 🤖🤖📷: Soundwave & Ravage, Transformers War For Cybertron: Siege

I don't need the orange one badly enough to get rid of these.

"We've been trying to reach you about your stasis pod's extended warranty, Optimus Primal, yessssss."

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today, and his bargaining posture was highly dubious.

Me, asking Chris Cocks to bring back the basic class:

I didn't vote for him.

I got a zero-gravity lawn chair, and there is a 100% chance I wind up falling asleep in it.

I will always laugh when I see anything from this movie for two reasons: First, I'm old enough to remember the toys, and second our tiny-ass local theater didn't screen it until Labor Day.

It's going to get back down to 60° overnight.

🎵 SAAAA-TUR-DAY 🎺 🎵 IN MY YA-A-ARD 🎺 🎵 TOO MANY TOURISTS ON THE FOURTH OF JULYY-Y-Y

...then I said, "No, this is no connoisseur: look where he licks!"

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

Anybody else having issues with the app today?

This thing is a hidden gem. If you see one at a show, grab it! 🤖📷: Cheetor (Mainline), Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

🎵 Now who's the light and who is the devil? 🎵 You can't decide, so I'll be your guide 🎵 And one by one, they will be hand-chosen 🤖🤖📷: Galvatron, Transformers War For Cybertron: Kingdom w/ Armada Starscream, Transformers Legacy

This thing is a hidden gem. If you see one at a show, grab it! 🤖📷: Cheetor (Mainline), Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

It's 77°F with 80% humidity at 6.15am.

I assume he's there drafting a eulogy for the Village Person that died today.