🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

Friends Don't Let Friends Shop Bad Dragon. (for real, tell me what you're looking for and I'll find you a cocksmith that suits your needs.)

on a lark I started reading lord of the rings....so interesting to see all the characters from the books that never made it to the movies... where would Sam be if not for "the quick duck"....

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Chat im trying to dry my wig but she wont stop fucking gagging

If you are someone that this extremist regime wants to terrorize, deport or annihilate- your staying alive and protecting yourself IS justice work. Your survival is revolutionary.

TIL that Bluetooth sex toys are also known as “teledildonics,” what an excellent word

I like being trans it's neato

Always startled by people who say they don't have a continuous stream of thoughts running from one topic to the next from the moment they wake up. Are you saying your thoughts aren't like an orchestra of symbols falling down an escalator all day. What do you mean. what do you mean

in canada bottom surgery is free but they give your pussy gacha mechanics

Spiritually coming to terms with the fact that all I use any social media for is gooning is probably the healthiest and most ethical use of it.

Finally putting all these transfer sheets to use

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

as a trans person I get wholeheartedly sick of watching progressives agree with the fascists that, e.g., a man in a dress is an innately threatening thing to be, or that children shouldn't have access to gender-affirming hormones or surgeries until the legal age of majority. fix your hearts.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

I can do a passably feminine voice (and train other girls to!) but the voice I like to use in my day to day life is purposely a little clocky. Why? Because I want other trans people to see me rocking my shit, and understand that you can be trans and POWERFUL.

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

low polyamory

You can tell the conspiracy theories are wrong, cause if lizard people actually controlled the world, we would all be doing much better rn.

as an ADHD person I intuitively understand the Dungeons & Dragon rule that if you roll a nat 1 your character fails catastrophically at something they're an expert at and have done a thousand times. I do that shit daily.

Polycules are old news I'm shooting for an Omnicule I'm gonna date EVERYONE

We bisexuals can never stop working, we can only become stairs.

Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader (2023)

My main hobbies

Bdsm is just sex for theatre nerds. "Give it to me harder, master". Who are you having sex with, King Lear?? No one talks like that, come on, be serious.

Atmospheric River Senpai, I.....

Imagining Trump actually piloting a fighter jet - Turning it at top speed & ripping open like The Oogie Boogie Man as the Gs hit.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Throwback to when AI bros were saying they were digital artists because they both used technology to make art. So as a digital artist I found a rock, burnt some sticks, and made a busty dragoness out of nothing but shit I had in my backyard. Nothing will stop real artists from making real art.

whoever told you you couldn’t do the creative thing is wrong and you should tell them to fuck off because it’s what david lynch would have wanted

motion to make ally a slur when someone uses it on themselves?

🧵"Discourse" is unnecessarily harmful. That's why the need for eucorse is so urgent 1/45,679

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? You seem much hotter than you used to and it's unsettling.

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

wake up babe, new sexual identity just dropped. i'm a

what i hope people are realizing is that liberalism is over, bc it has no ability to (or even interest in delivering us a better world. the “sensible moderates” are running interference for fascism, genocide, and mass surveillance - i don’t think that’s a world any of us want to live in!

"PRIDE MAKES ME FEEL BAD" ok, that's fair, don't go "BUT IT SHOULD CHANGE SO I PERSONALLY AM MORE COMFORTABLE THERE" imagine a hand making dismissive jerkoff motions, forever

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Might spend today worrying about things that are out of my control!

I am unsuccessful in this endeavour

polyamory is just the logical conclusion to having lots of people you want to be intimate with. need friends who want to cuddle and fuck me and also each other

Good morning !

Everytime I wake up from a dream in which I have clearly read something I think about that Batman TAS episode where the Mad Hatter has him trapped in a dream and his clue is “you can’t read in dreams!” And think, “maybe I’m just smarter than Batman” and feel smug.

I'm like Tesla manufacturing, in that i have insecure attachments

Clicker training -> Old News Discord Notification Noise Training -> New hotness (and maybe a bit evil)