I am the angriest person who ever lived

It'll be worth it, trust me

how have I already seen pictures of the new pokemon starters with huge boobs on here they dropped like TODAY and the only thing we know about them is the bird has eyebrows

The hackers in Dubai after breaking into my Microsoft Account that I accidentally created using The wrong email that I don't use and isn't connected to anything:

+4 Mult

are you seriously gonna be going through life with a name like Bryce? get outta here

I've been calling it "Gross Michael" this whole time what in tarnation

I have no idea how I got connected to the creator of Monster Prom on LinkedIn and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

I'm chuffed as HELL dawg

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

my absolute favourite genre of game is "Nintendo Game Not Made By Nintendo Because Nintendo Doesn't Make the Nintendo Game Anymore" and I'm being dead serious

people calling themselves 'AI artists' is so funny. It's like pressing Random on a pre-built character customizer and calling yourself a character artist. Look at me! I tweaked a default Unity Template project and I am now a Game Designer. Ignite the clothes you're wearing immediately

New Combat Patrols look great

New update: Bloode

I'm cooking I fear

Toby Longworth is one of my favourite Black Library narrators but why does he need to read Aeldari dialogue like the Banker Aliens from Star Wars

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Maybe instead of panopticon age verification every app should cost 99 cents again. I'm dead serious

I wonder how Hit Gaming Website The Escapist is doing these days-

A tragedy has occurred

How'd that lil guy get there 🖤💀

I was even in Canada at the time, which was nuts

I'm not nearly smart enough to write a thinkpiece about how people online increasingly equate Femininity to Sexuality but like. I might be onto something

Casual 🖤✨

I'm sorry to have to ask this but does anyone have that Spiderman image where the caption is like "nice opinion did Jeffrey Epstein give it to you" but like it's just a picture of him stretched really long

Local doofus messes with camera, ruins hours of recording

Whose idea was it to make this ceiling 5"2

Turns out all you need to make stuff is to do one thing that makes more money than God and then use that to fund everything else you do forever

Shouldas

I've always held a long standing beef with Australian Universities and games design degrees. Every major uni flaunts them so hard despite the 'local industry' being made up of ad hoc indies of unsustainable scale

I'm gonna be so real if you've ever thought the whole chris chan thing was funny I do not fuck with you

wasn't this guy's whole deal that he was supposed to be Old

remember when Twitter had that option to prevent comments from accounts without a profile picture? They kinda cooked with that ngl

I love the phrase 'big naturals' so much but in a completely non-horny way. Something about the Sounds just tickles a purely content lobe of my dome. I would describe the coffee I'm drinking as a 'big natural' simply because I enjoy it. Am I dying

www.victoriansocialists.org.au This year I'm joining the Victorian Socialists as a paid member to support the work and advocacy they've been doing. If you live in Australia I'd encourage you to look into doing the same, if you're able

nobody hates AI music more than me, a guy who mostly listens to videogame soundtracks and YouTube Pop

Sometimes I think about the fact that Mouthwashing had an achievement called 'The Good Ending' that requires you to be killed multiple times and people still didn't get that the guy you were playing as was Bad, actually

All my Boyz be stanced up and cheeked out fr fr

They have MMA fights on the tv screens at my new gym and I have decided that I do not like MMA fights one bit. Can't they just talk through their problems like the rest of us

God I'm so glad I was able to pay off my Student Loans. Australia isn't perfect by any means but the fact that that wasn't Impossible is a blessing I'm grateful for every day

I tried that "Better 'For You'" feed that was going around for a while that uses the Likes of people you're following to build the feed and like. It was all titties. All the way down. Have none of you liked a beautiful sunset. A whimsical jape. A song in your heart, perhaps

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Poker Night at the Inventory should get a new entry every year. Don't even add any new features or gameplay. Just throw four new weirdos in there every time

I have the kinds of headaches that are either the result of too much coffee or too little. Choosing the wrong remedy will have me killed by 4pm

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..... #Warhammer #minipainting #orks

Discontinuing an Adobe Creative Cloud software with 1 month notice is CRAZY

Aaw this lil guy is cute! I wonder what he's from! UwU

Well at least One of my new Sons are Green

Has it been enough time that we can admit Night At The Museum is an incredible concept for a film franchise