I have the flu today so everyone has to be nice to be by law

Niles Crane is so fucking funny dude

I dunno who needs to hear this but

Everyone keeps tagging me in this image on Instagram

I love that the Monster and Vehicle keyword in Warhammer 40k is basically interchangeable. If a guy is an expert at slaying abominations from the depths of hell they're equally as effective at annihilating a Ford Focus

I bought those fuckass mini painting goggles that make you all zoomed in and shit

Warhammer Ork Lore Mini painting And Other Keywords #warhammer #orks

Happy Sunday ✨❤️

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Sea of thieves nuts

Every time this fucking clip comes on my Instagram feed I share it to my story and I've lost at least a hundred followers doing it so far

Battlefield 6 has well and truly put my TikTok into Boy Mode. It's all Tanks and Explosions and Camo and people jumping out of Jet Planes to 360 no scope other Jet Planes

My job has a surprisingly high number of "content creators who had Some Success Online and then just kinda faded into the background because they started focusing on their careers" and it's a phenomenon I think we should be more aware of

Fun Social Media Challenge: trying to figure out which person you're following is injecting *that* fetish art into your algorithm

Getting older means using Metamucil as a cocktail mixer

Same Guy

Literally my nightmare

Y'all Disneyland is HORNY for Canadian tourist money rn

It's my Birthday next month and I'm thinking about treating myself to a Slaves to Darkness Spearhead. Can someone tell me if that's a terrible decision that I'll be beaten to death with rocks for or no

forgot I was screensharing at work and flashed my coworkers with this image

Happy Friday fuckers

I've locked myself out of TikTok to give myself a social media detox and instead relapsed to Instagram Reels, which might have cured me actually

The fact that I've seen multiple big-name directors say that AI is "here to stay" in those exact words kinda convinces me that they're even using AI to write these press releases

same dawg

(messes with focus settings once) yeah that's right in kind of a photographer

nothing matters #socialmedia

Bite sized Elphelt

Well, now I can finally pivot to Age of Sigmar

Sundays are for the BOYZ

Armies On Parade day ✨✨✨

He's just a lil freak your honour #altfashion #outfit #makeup

They're in love

I'll take a better snap of him for my local store's Armies on Parade event but here's my stupid fuckass bunker that I hate and love

Look man as someone who's been on the internet, been in weird indie spaces and been fully corpo for a long long time: people just say shit all the time constantly and barely any of it matters lol

This is how it feels to take a break from your Emails only to find the Emails unresponded to after the break

What does it mean for my mental health if I start listening to Sleep Token

Literally me btw

the lion DOES concern himself. About way too many things, in fact

Oops! Almost fell for bait again! You know what that means! Back to my Cell I go

I love the fact that Ultrakill exists. This game is exactly what it wants to be and excels in every facet of its existence. I cannot play it for more than seven minutes without getting completely overwhelmed and closing it down

You will never be able to stop me dressing however the hell I want ✨

Posting this on my insta story has yielded more thirst DMS than any selfie ever has

Doing a little Q&A on Instagram again

What's the deal with everyone carrying around portable batteries for their phones. I can't tell if everyone has them because they're not charging their phones or if they're just using them way too much. Am I just old now. I've seen seven today

Mirror Mirror

I like this top

listen I have no horse in this race whatsoever but why does a horror game have pre-order skins and in-game items

It's finally cold enough to Glam out again ✨✨✨