Ice dance pairs come in four categories 1. Married 2. Used to fuck, are now exes, still kinda wanna fuck 3. Man is gay but woman would probably still be down to fuck 4. Siblings

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But is it brave when, no matter the results, he has the old boys' network ready to support him and offer future opportunities? And is his reputation on the line? Because you're already writing a defense of him. The 1st sentence has excuses ready to go. It's not a gamble if he has nothing to lose.

Trying to watch this Olympics skiing, but the drone shots just give me motion sickness.

Me: I'd like a winter that's chilly, but above freezing. Texas: Best I can do is ice storms or 80s.

Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”

You bet that now that I know there's a year stamped on blue mailboxes that I'll be looking at every single one I walk past.

Yes. Someone do this I am begging

The beauty of Gritty is you can put him in literally any situation and I'm like, "Yeah. That makes sense."

The Stars last-gasp winner last night is funnier on account of them doing very close to nothing at all for a solid twenty-five minutes of game time before they scored it.

Jamie Benn, winning a game:

The last 3 Dallas-St. Louis matchups, all Stars wins: Jan 23 3-2; Robertson scores with 1:00 left Jan 27 4-3; Harley scores with 1:07 left Feb 4 5-4; Benn scores with 22.1 left

I love my overly committed to the bit kings, comedy geniuses

Imagine what Jamie could do if he had the promise of 3 weeks off after every game.

It’s the Jamie slide for me.

I actually can't like I cannot, just, ridiculous

I can't believe they did it.

Why. Every game. Why.

We're not seeing more mean-ness from Mikko, TNT, he's just getting called on it now.

Jamie!

I think it's so strange that Miro getting hurt by Stone was the thing that finally got hockey media to start acknowledging how good he is.

The Stars sometimes have a problem with not having anyone in position to grab rebound opportunities, but that is something Bourque excels at.

When Dutchy's floodgates opened, they really opened.

My conspiracy theory is that Billy G confused Jason for his brother and doubled down because he was too embarrassed to admit it.

Look, this is not to excuse McKenna but he's putting up rookie numbers apparently

WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today

They're playing St. Louis again? How are they playing St. Louis again? The schedule makers should have swapped this game for the one on Monday; really leaned into the groundhog day bit.

don’t mind me I’m just “living in the moment” (never having any idea who anybody is and shedding near-term memory like a lizard losing its tail)

"Hey, do you want to come live at my house?" is just the grown up hockey player version of little kids on the playground being like, "Hey, do you want to play with my toy?"

I love when I see a picture, and I think, “well who the fuck is that?” and then the alt text tells me who the fuck it is

me then explaing to these people that I hate Canada in a fun cool way because of hockey, not in a weird bad way like the government

On Mikko's goal, the little kick to himself he did to gain control of the puck in the first place! Wow.

I would like it noted that I watched the game and they still won. I think the key is I have to watch the whole game from the beginning and can't join partway through.

Being on team Canada somehow activates Harley.

😶

The number of times I have had this thought.

Mikko!

Robo!

I like how it's right when the announcer pauses. Waiting for his cue.

*chef's kiss* excellent work

Petition to just send Seguin on every road trip for the rest of the season.

Wait. If Tyler was traveling with the team, maybe Dutchy's scoring returned because he finally had someone to yap with again.

my new theory is that the nhl keeps having so many of these outdoor/stadium games because nhlers keep asking for them as an excuse to all dress up in cute coordinating costumes

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(Un)Fortunately, it worked.

Just started watching the game when the other team scored, so I turned it off again. I hope this is not a recurring thing. Two games in a row has me worried.

Average Dallas Stars experience

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My bad; I was the problem. They were winning until I turned it on. I very correctly and scientifically deduced the root issue, so switched it off for OT. I see it was the right choice. You are welcome.

What did I say?