It was 0-0 when I fell asleep. I appear to have missed quite a bit. If I go back to bed, maybe they will win.

The power play may not be scoring as much as I would like, but, on the bright side, they're not letting in as many shorties as earlier this season.

Man wasn't even here with Pavs, but the influence lives on.

Tyler Seguin playing in his 1,000th game tonight after not being able to walk five years ago is pretty dang cool. I wouldn't put words in his mouth, but considering his injury history, the longevity milestones might mean even more than the production milestones. Good stuff for a good dude.

The /DallasStars are sporting some special t-shirts ahead of Tyler Seguin's 1,000th game! ⭐ 📺: /NHL_On_TNT & /StreamOnMax ➡️ https://www.hbomax.com/sports/nhl

I am home, now, Stars. You can start scoring.

canadian scientists are already trying to figure out the maximum amount of poutine that can fit inside the Commissioner's Trophy, should the blue jays win it all in toronto

Trying to put "more Finns, more wins" into practice.

there's always money in the banana stand but it's room for Finnish guys in the Dallas Stars organization

king was just celebrating seguin’s 1000th game appropriately. let him live

He is never beating the "secretly a middle aged dad from the suburbs" allegations.

It is cracking me up that they chose one of the worst pictures possible. They did him so wrong.

Good job, green boys.

inside of me are two wolves. one wolf really wants to see Ovi's 900th goal. the other wolf will throw an unholy fit if we manage to lose this game

Stars vs empty net continues

They absolutely love banking shots off opponents this season.

Seggy!!!

We gonna have 10 forwards, now?

I just finished a cozy mystery that had a character with the first name Patrick and the last name Cane, and it threw me out of the story every time the author used both names, which they weirdly did a lot.

The best part of hockey is when the players smooch each other.

That was a nice goal.

I like when the refs huddle up and hug when making a decision.

Wait, why are the bad mics back? >:(

WyJo and Robo are so good! Which is extra impressive considering they are, in fact, kittens.

Just turned on the game, and what r u doing, stirs?

The Perds & Kings game went to 9 rounds in the shootout?!

Of course they finally win again when playing one of the best teams in the league. This team's true identity is 'dramatic'. Good to know some things stay consistent.

Oh no.

That was certainly an interesting period of hockey!

How did that stay out???

A power play goal!!!

Miro, at least, loves us.

Brien and Sevvy's segments look SO much better without those awful podcast mics!

Aww, Stanky.

Did Blackwell shave?

Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.

apparently the refs were favoring the o*lers in their game against the h*bs tonight *pretends to be shocked*

I don't mind watching a team that isn't good. What makes it difficult is that they should be, but aren't.

You know how couples start to look alike? I'm just saying Sanheim is starting to look a little like Gritty.

WyJo wide open in front of that net!

"Gut feeling" isn't really how I think calls should be determined.

Betrayal by Ceci.

Otter's little satisfied smile after they all defended him.

This! I have so many questions. Did they take turns or all cram in a bathroom together? Is his place big enough to each shave in a separate bathroom? Did they use extra razors of Jake's, already have some in a bag, or pick some up on the way? Was there a soundtrack? Was it a sleepover?

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

This team's "pretty boy getting hit in the face" curse has claimed it's next victim.

They're talking about Seguin, and, man, have I enjoyed having him on the Stars. All these years later, and that trade is still paying off.

Sign of life from the offense.

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art