Don’t worry y’all the dems are finally taking action: texting to ask me for $5

I love the new cat is feeling more comfortable in the house, but I do wish her first thoughts after being scared aren't immediately about crime

every day my heart breaks in new and horrifying ways and every day the people of this city put it back together

I just want people who are seeing the crowd pics to know, every single piece of Mpls infrastructure was strained to the limit today to get people there. I’m able bodied and prepared, was outside for 2 hours and still never made it bc our trains downtown were never meant to be packed like they were.

Anti-ICE protesters fill the streets of downtown Minneapolis during an "ICE Out" rally on Jan. 23. 📷️ Alex Kormann/The Minnesota Star Tribune Continuing coverage: bit.ly/3ZsrBxQ

this photo. minneapolis. 💜 📷️ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune

It's -18 F, feels like -37 with wind chill. I've never been more proud of Minnesota.

I’ll have a rebel loon sign and a backpack full of hand/toe warmers!

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

This is the Target that was at the center of the George Floyd riots as well.

If you see one, the most important thing to say is “WHAT’S YOUR NAME” because otherwise the person is gone for good, maybe. I witnessed one in an alley as the sole pursuit car, I was the only witness, I froze for a second and didn’t shout it in time, and the guy is just… gone now. I’ll never know.

Oh man, I just realized the seed art at the State Fair this year is going to be *something*.

The craziest fucking thing you've ever seen is now happening multiple times per day, very close to where you live.

Guys I think they're instantly getting DVS data. Pulled up next to this guy on central going south in Columbia heights, followed him, they turned around, got on 694, crossed the river, and went straight to my house in Brooklyn center.

today: went to the gym this morning, overhear folks sharing stories of how they're protecting people. bestie walks dogs & they tried to pick her up (luckily neighbors kept her safe). my fav restaurant closed early bc an employee was violently detained.

March from Lake to Portland to Powderhorn was really cold and slippery, but packed. I’m so proud of this city.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

IOT 😌 left is the Sonos S1 app telling me to use the S2 app, right is the Sonos S2 app telling me to use the S1 app, and in front of both is a girl who just wants to listen to terrible playlists in her kitchen

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought

Went to a concert for music from Undertale/Deltarune last night and it was absolutely fantastic 😍 best news: it was recorded! Check it out www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFw0...

❤️ #ギヴン #given

Through the power of internet sleuthing I found Yuri on ice statues in 2025 ❤️ #yurionice

Whoever wrote yesterday's clues by sam is probably one of the top 10 smug people in the world right now

Me trying to get me to focus on work

"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."

Went to Raleigh for work, met a dog at a bar and on my walk back to the hotel, saw the dog has a brand with his own store and everything. @munjomunjo.bsky.social I’m sorry for not realizing I was meeting a celebrity 😅

I'm not worried about protein powder because as an electronics hobbyist I've already decided that lead poisoning isn't real

Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*

Shoutout to servers who do not card me but do call me miss. Ultimate combination.

lol

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Been playing cluesbysam.com every morning and comparing times/mistakes with my friends like the wordle days. It's very humbling  😂

Anyway, evergreen

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

Express a socially-acceptable level of individuality with a shirt from the Onion Store today. https://store.theonion.com/products/area-them-t-shirt?variant=41734038782021

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

I have an overwhelming urge to make this irl

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

A thumbs up is for old people?!?!

An inspiring relaunch of my friend's blog! Be sure to click around, you never know what you might find :)

sitting by an open window, i think i've put my hoodie on and off about 300 times today

Learned about some super amazing collaboration events happening when I’m in Tokyo and taking it as a blessing from the nerd gods 😍

TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats

I made a Fjällräven backpack from an IKEA bag! And you know I don't gatekeep-- the pattern is FREE and the most glorious sewing instructions I've ever created. You can use regular canvas, too. #ikea #Fjällräven beckystern.com/2025/05/25/s...

okay. yeah, “labubu.” i hear you. but listen: i am 40 years old and if i have to learn about another thing i will die

Picked an excellent year to watch anime and plan a trip to Japan 😁