no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.

Recently in the annals of "being gay owns"

I bought this before Jared went crazy

you gotta watch the incest coffee ad at least once a year. otherwise we risk losing it. this is called oral history and we need you to participate

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Oh the Harry Potter Fortnite leak was real? Yeah I guess I'm done with that game, bummer

Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show

About to bring to life the most fucked up snowman of all time

We need to have a conversation about how "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is an order of magnitude more fucked up than "Baby It's Cold Outside" imho and BICO isn't even really fucked up

Let's all get Hyphy in the Yay Area

Me when I worked at chuck e cheese in the middle of the pizza recycling conspiracy cycle

A close friend of mine is participating in a strike against Nestlé and Blue Bottle Coffee for refusing to negotiate on key issues such as wages @bbiunion.bsky.social can use your help and donations to their strike fund. www.bluebottleunion.org

I'm fond of the "Hamburg steak" sandwich with Sliced Cheese

Still very funny that one of these guys blocked me on here

interesting!

The Wiggles: Yummy Yummy (1999 Alternate VHS) : 2043s

Remember "Santorum?" No not the guy but the gay sex meme Stephen Colbert's writers came up with? No? Huh.

they call it a "euro step" because the only way to step foot in europe is by traveling

Being gay rules

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on Caveman Therapist: wheel?

I wonder if I still looked like this if I could pull some Shaun king type beat race grift, then again I actually am of cuban-honduran descent

Every 30 mins this account will automatically choose a random video from the "VHS Vault" collection on Archive.org, take a screenshot at a random timestamp and post it here. Might be NSFW, who knows.

VHS Tape: Dusk-To-Dawn Drive-In Trash-O-Rama Show Volume 2 | Something Weird Video (1996) : 196s

Saw a post from Austin Walker and remembered this

If I came into possession of a Jeep by chance (say, via a gameshow or sweepstakes) and chose to keep it, what would be the best way to tell other people to leave me alone regarding the stupid rubber ducks?

This thing is still there lol

Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946

hmm… “sip freely”… but what if…

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

Occasional block list check says I caught one blockb(possibly 2 but the second account less definitively so) for being slightly critical of Desert Bus oh well

Thoughts on my haterism: spawning a force for positive change despite being big time hacks and kinda sucking ass?

A couple thoughts on child's play: it still has that slightly icky association with Penny Arcade (this is haterism on my part and I do not apologize) and I kind of feel we should be bullying the makers into giving free (not discounted) product & tech to hospitals instead of paying them

This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women

Desert Bus is back next week and it's very cool that they're still at it after such a long ass time but my God I wish they would back a charity that isn't Child's Play

donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables

Ellen DeGeneres still owes me money

How's this happen? I'm 36 and I'm downright pretty compared to this guy

Free Drag king name for you: Temu Trucknuts

Not to be flippant but not buying or going to Starbucks is one of the world's easiest things. It's like when people said to not go to chik fil a, was way ahead of you buddy the food is ass bigotry and homophobia or not

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Dispatch was very cool! But I guess I got one of the less "good" endings. If I have a gripe it's that it falls for the marvel movie trap of "big huge stupid fight at the end." I wonder how they'll manage a sequel (they fucked up if they don't) considering the number of permutations the ending has?

Wow!

The President sucks shit and so does, for some reason, his most powerful opposition 👍