Me and my friend (The incredibly talented writer Perry Ruhland) collaborated by having me draw a ghost, and then he wrote a wonderful piece of scary micro-fiction for it. Check it out here, and read some of his other work! perryruhland.com/2025/10/13/m...

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

Only then will God allow me to die

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Smelly, unkempt, unwashed. I see standards are lowered every day.

How to steal Lady Élunia's look

Absolutely love this post. Another example why we need to study history from the bottom up, not necessarily top down.

Injury Meme for Yelena :] (context: rp setting got evil space elves) #art | #ocs | #yelena

You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

Pridwen

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

"Like, check it out man! All we are is dust! Paupers, popes, and kings!"

Citadel and storm

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

random allusions to whales

the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

oops i made a map (made with the lovely hex kit: cone.itch.io/hex-kit)

A warrior ceremony in ancient Crete We know so little about religious rituals in Minoan culture that I can't tell you what is happening here. But we can assume that war also played a role in them. Here my task was to imagine what it could've looked like if you were there. Client: Board & Dice

Medieval Yaoi was not on my list of things to draw this year, but I'm glad it happened.

A half-elf mercenary from North Valeria, a region which borders the Imperial Duchy of Soderlingen. "Real" elves don't actually exist on this continent (if at all), so any elf-looking person is technically more human than elf at this point in history

Death and devils! men, it is Moby Dick ye have seen—Moby Dick—Moby Dick!

Risencrantz and Grindenstern Get Bread

Convening my most powerful generals to call them gay little fat boys who are too pussy to kill civilians: my new "drunk stepdad" theory of government.

It's been far, far too long since I did a Mother Stole Fire post: here's 100 more facts about it throneofsalt.blogspot.com/2025/09/100-...

hardly had the blinding vapor cleared away, when a naked figure with a boarding-sword in his hand, was for one swift moment seen hovering over the bulwarks

CENOBITE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO HELL: ...is that all hmm... chains, hooks... big maze.. leviathan.. ok, your hand's been up for a while ME: yeah sorry what did you say feels like cumming? CENOBITE (writing "Pain >>> Cumming" on a chalkboard): this is a really important one to remember

Turn ur OCs into paper dolls. Who gonna stop you? The OC police??

(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this

I found Queequeg’s arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife.

The metal gear series is her saying "holy shit you guys war just fucking sucks" and then decades of dudes being like "okay but would war suck if we did it THIS way" only to learn no actually war just fucking sucks.

So I have a passport, a drivers licence, a national security number, a government gateway ID, a birth certificate, bank statements, mortgage statements, utility statements, tax records, and a p60 - but I will now need a digital ID card on my phone to prove who I am?? Fuck off, Starmer.

3. ⁠this is not the moment for an incredibly expensive increase in state surveillance infrastructure to be run for profit by private tech firms just before Labour ushers in an (even more) authoritarian right wing government. FIX THE GODDAMN COST OF LIVING INSTEAD YOU FREAKS.

Vizier

On June 2, 1991, flight 283 from LA to Newark lost all contact with ATC. The aircraft never landed, and no remains were found. Ever since, rumors of a "ghost plane" have spread among aviation enthusiasts, who claim to have seen flight 283 attempting to land at airports across the world.

"votied for the dick kicker and not gonna lie, just feels like i'm being kicked in the dick a lot these days" -tim, 34 years old, independent from ohio

man writes an incredible poem of intense creativity and artistic construction detailing the tale of his redemption from the failures of his own life through love and gets pigeonholed hundreds of years later as the guy who wrote a lot about how great he was

resident evil log: day ten of being injected with the serum. I am feeling great. Oh no silent hill note: the angels weep beneath my skin. Puzzle code is Blue Knife Shield Red btw fatal frame diary: Why, I wonder, are the Japanese people so afraid of women? In my latest book I

Joker All Vouice Lines

Played our cassette-futurism space TTRPG (WIP) tonight :)

So it was the corn attacking our ships!

i can't explain why but here are some rpg words: dais, brazier, dexterity, crevasse, rogue i'd like to add "maw" to that hallowed list

Oh, how I detest that ridiculous man.

Swerve me? ye cannot swerve me, else ye swerve yourselves! man has ye there. Swerve me?

Private Eye nailing it again

Literally the most accurate obituary I've read to date. Thoughts?

Pagliacci: doctor I am sad Doctor: Go see Pagliacci, the famous clown. [Phone rings] oh my god. Oh my god he's dead. They just found pagliacci's body in his home. I'm so sorry. Pagliacci: what? Doctor: They're saying he killed his wife and took his own life

Another Tory has joined Reform you say? Why it would almost appear as of Reform were not an insurgent force of outsiders but … dare I say… the same old shit in a different package… by which I mean unutterable Tory wankers.