[lays down on back in three piece suit and loafers] get down here and fight me, criminal

When Bobby Walker made his serious return to WCW TV in '96 you saw the arrival of someone truly special. Could not complete a single match, whether it was two minutes or five, without completely dicking something right up. He wrestled like he'd only had wrestling described to him. Incredible.

Holly Rowe is bringing that wrestling reporter energy

SCREAMING at Holly Rowe leaving the sourcing in her tweet and revealing it came from the league. Holly’s never been a journalist but this is fully amateur hour from a long-time member of the media.

It's kind of amazing that with all the options for what to do with Danhausen's theme in WWE, they just went with "inferior version of AEW's take."

Taco Bell, I hate your new bougie food rollouts and $7 price points. Put a stoner in charge, make the food cheaper, and give me a million dollars for literature

[Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays]

Tubi is trending on Twitter because it’s collapsing under the weight of the Latin America World Series aka Venezuela vs Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic. 99.9% of tweets mentioning Tubi tonight are talking about it. Except for one.

NEW episode of The Ballot is out, & it is all about Booker T! Ryan is joined by @flagrantstats.bsky.social of The Good, The Bad & The Hungee Podcast to discuss the WON Hall of Fame case of Booker T, why he is a baffling candidate, and a convo on the Observer Awards & their role in a HOF discussion.

I have more followers than my own big 5 publisher, not only is there no literary world, you are your own literary world and you must be able to demonstrate that you can become one in the proposal

Area man unaware of "how tasty leopards found my face, specifically" www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

That's a shame for the NFL, because Bluesky is the Place for Sports.

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

@edsbs.bsky.social the little skull banner is a nice touch. Really lets you know you’ve siphoned off some life force to keep it going. Remember getting it the day after I did my first triathlon as a former OL. Legs were such jelly i almost rolled down the final hill. Other people be damned

The 3 genders

it me

Imagine part of your identity being “I am a Kobe supporter”

Classics Of Game 140 www.youtube.com/watch?v=OokW...

by Christine Brennan

The Siena Saints are going to the NCAA Tournament… …. … And that means BALOO THE SAINT BERNARD IS GOING TO THE NCAA TOURNAMENT!!!! CONGRATULATIONS BALOO (and also the basketball players etc)

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

I don’t think booking a wrestling promotion would be easy. I do think at the same time that I could do at least as bad of a job as several major promotions’ current bookers, if not actually better. And I’d do it cheaper!

ESPN made the change after WWE expressed discomfort, sources say. A “C” grade for Wrestlepalooza at the launch of the $1.6 billion partnership drew significant attention. Our latest @postwrestling.com www.postwrestling.com/2026/03/10/e...

Remember when people freaked out about the Dark Order goons who couldn’t throw punches segment, and it led to weeks of discourse and a complete shift in how AEW handled its creative? Well,

“Ken, what’s your currently A1C level?”

international women’s day

Jim Smallman was at wxw 16 carat last year and was telling people he was "on holiday" and then Mike D and Aigle Blanc got signed. He's here again (presumably the sights and sounds of Oberhausen Centro were irresistible) so enjoy your favourites while you can.

Our FIRST EVER Social Suplex Women’s 50 is LIVE! Why did we make a list of 50 women wrestlers? Because lists are fun, but more importantly, there’s a lot of incredible women’s wrestling all over the world and we wanted to shine a light on those we enjoyed the most in 2025.

Over the holidays I played Legos with my 4-year-old nephew and I watched him round up all the sparkly crystalline bricks while whispering to himself “Beautiful. Beautiful. Only beautiful things” and this has become a permanent part of my lexicon

Because the point of going to school is to learn things, not to use a dictation machine with the mental capacity of Jenny McCarthy. Why is NPR platforming some lazy 18 year old, anyway

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

FYI in case anyone’s dog is about to eat banana

I don’t know who this is but I know who @rjcity.bsky.social is

that's cool, have you ever seen this www.youtube.com/watch?v=pweY...

It's good to see a smart person use the lock word here because some very loud and theoretically influential college hoops media figures have not yet put down their guns on this wildly dumb "debate"

Mr. Wuf better know what's up.

What they want is access to everyone's internet activity. They want to know what you're watching, reading and whacking to. They want to shame you at will with something like, "Weren't you looking at tentacle porn?" The internet could go from the freest to the most restricted mode of communication.

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

There is also an extended aside about the first names of individuals Ole Miss invites to its president's suite. We've got: Reeves, Stormy, Delbert, Reagan, Jackson, Borne, LouAnn, Gayle, Bray, Stanford, Gindi, Courtenay, Madalyn, Waverly, Hope, Barron, Roman, Adelyn, Lynlee, Cheryle, Evangeline.

One last time:

One of the funniest things Lou Holtz ever did was quit the Jets the same week that NYT Magazine was doing a story on him being the coach of the Jets

Classics Of Game 134 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIm_...

When Harden sees Ausar coming over to double late in the clock and fires it off his foot, triggering a kick-ball and a reset of the shot clock to 14:

PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA