also today is 4 weeks till i’m headed to vegas to not go to wrestlemania. this is my show schedule- i might end up going to one or two more last minute, but these are all the ones i bought tickets to at least. basically if you booked natsupoi i’m probably showing up

today is 12 weeks until i leave for japan again poi is me and saori is half my followers who are like “we really have to sit through 12 more weeks of these tweets ugh” (the other half of my followers have me muted)

THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT COUNTRY LOST AT ITS OWN SPORT AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tokyo joshi show in austin mostly very good besides the one bad match. mizuki/aino vs yamashita/endo clear MOTN for me

iconics in teej was somehow even worse than i was expecting and i was already expecting it to be pretty bad. yikes

dear god yuki aino just CRUSHED miyu yamashita on that rotating senton

i love suzume (well and uta too!), very fun opener to teej’s texas tour (say that three times fast)

was kinda disappointed by callum/goto, but ZSJ/shota owned. i think we’re officially at the point where everybody needs to update their shota umino takes if they haven’t already!

also incredibly funny that my favorite hate listener accused me of "pretending to understand japanese". buddy, half my twitter feed is literally me complaining about how annoying this language is to learn. who the fuck could read this stuff and think i passed the N1 or w/e lol

man this is gonna be a fun fucking few months coming up for me: going to something like 6 different shows in vegas mania weekend (not mania tho lol), dominion/stardom the conversion among others in june, and then the G1 opener in chicago in july. hell yea

today in Katakana Loanwords Words Piss This Japanese Learner The Fuck Off: why the fuck is フローリング "wooden flooring" specifically. that just says "flooring"???

new omakase features reviews of the very eventful last two nights of the STARDOM cinderella, new japan cup nights 4-8, new korakuens from marigold & AJPW, and GLEAT’s most recent shinjuku FACE show (plus a long discussion on FACE’s impending closure) redcircle.com/shows/wrestl...

just watched the main event of the tokyo joshi show from this past weekend, easily the best multi person tag of the year i think. loved it, and i cannot fucking wait for miu vs arai

stardom the conversion tickets just went on sale to the FC members at the top of the hour and i have secured the bag. front row baby lfg

completely forgot my two favorite hockey teams were playing each other tonight until i got the final score alert just now lmao

arriving in hell to find the following wrestling playlist on repeat: -the 46 minute MJF plunder match that apparently just happened -every single bloodline match played at 0.5x speed -the GLEAT show i just watched tonight -kikuta vs. yoshioka (pretty much any of them)

i love being in multiple group chats during AEW PPVs because apparently this MJF/page match is either the greatest match that's ever happened or an unholy spawn sent forth from the depths of hell just to torture all who watch it. i will never find out who is right

honestly no better way for a team USA to go to the finals (cheating)

officially just got my first tickets for the june trip- the nosawa monday magic special of all things. kinda went cheap with it and went high up in the oranges, but whatever, no bad seats in korakuen (and i'm gonna spend way too much on stardom conversion tickets tomorrow lol)

now watching GLEAT, which you can say many different things about but one thing for sure is there’s no danger of a ronda rousey appearance

i love nothing more than sitting on a train in the middle of nowhere not moving for 10+ minutes with no explanation offered, so thank god i get to ride njtransit on a regular basis becuase they’re always happy to deliver

shingo/yuya very good, narita/boltin pretty good (which makes it the best narita NJC match by several thousand miles). they really pulled this cup out of the ditch in was in over the last three days, and what’s remaining all looks like it should be pretty great

kenny just flat out saying the G1 “has been and always will be the most prestigious wrestling tournament of all time” 🔥🔥🔥 youtube.com/shorts/7yoy4...

can someone please explain to me why i’m reading “oh woe is me, when will she get her chance, will it ever happen” posting about rina of all people. like????

just heard about the kurara/kamitani stip……

started a little rough but they got there through sheer force of will. awesome final. these two sisters are both special (and hina too!) going to bed now lol i’ll have to watch the main later

stardom will never be the same again without the CMLL japan women’s title 😢

thank god that title reign is over lmao. good for ranna!

that was about as good of a short undercard multiman tag as you can possibly have

saori i say this out of love: please stop taking so many bumps directly on your neck in random undercard tags

Type shit #STARDOM 🤼

the wrestling world will be such a poorer place once saki kashima leaves us

syuri is the scariest bodyguard of all time…….

THERE’S THE CONVERSION ANNOUNCEMENT and it’s the exact date i was hoping it would be, 6/20! i’m fucking going to that baby!!!

CINDERELLA TIME

welp. lost my number one WBC rooting interest but luckily still have my other two (DR & ABA: anyone but america)

new blue jay okamoto checks in with a double let’s fuckin go

HELL FUCKIN YEAH SAMURAI JAPAN

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS YAMAMOTO IN THE WORLD SERIES

may as well just post my whole top 10 at the moment (cause i just put it in discord anyway lol)

oh i forgot to tell this story from a couple days ago: so my workplace is mostly remote but a few people do go into the office 1-2 days a week. we all get on the meeting, and our office manager is all excited because he says he has “something to show john”. i’m like, what

saw kiki’s delivery service in imax today. that was pretty cool

RUN DONT WALK to watch zack vs oiwa. fucking incredible shit. ****3/4 and number three on my MOTY list so far

alright the marigold undercard wasn’t great but this main really should deliver at least

not a high bar to be clear, but today was the best NJC show so far. really liked callum/hartley and i thought goto/lee was pretty good too

canada???????

one of the top mysteries of my life is why the njtransit app pauses whatever music you’re playing when you go to purchase a ticket

the house of torture under EVIL had a weird sense of comedy and whimsy to it- a bizarre clown car parody of wrestling heels that was just so ridiculous it made you smile in spite of yourself the house under ren narita has none of it. it’s humorless. it’s boring. it’s NOTHING

going back to these ren narita new japan cup matches after watching incredible STARDOM & DDT stuff for the last two days is like going from enjoying the world’s finest cuisine to dining on raw sewage

the KO-D 6-man title main from yesterday’s DDT FACE show was fucking incredible (i’d go ****1/2). hope we get a masada vs takechi singles match out of it at some point now