I have an Irish ID card and when I first moved to Portugal (before I was an Irish citizen) I had an ID card here too. I don't really see the problem.

WAS THAT SO HARD??

Rowling and her cult are about to become more racist than we could ever have imagined...

I guess McSweeney ran out of dirt and stopped being useful to them...

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

Dutch late night TV has its take

There’s gonna be a lot more of this

From 2018

'i cant believe jk rowling is quoting hitler!' really? bcos i can. i can totally believe it.

Say what you will about them but at least Change UK managed to have a Nando’s dinner first

RAVEN: knock knock EDGAR ALLAN POE: who’s there RAVEN: never EDGAR ALLAN POE: never who RAVEN: nevermore EDGAR ALLAN POE: *looks at camera* that’s so raven

Wes Streeting is really relying on the British public being as stupid as the average political journalist and I think if he manages to pull of the scheme he's clearly plotting, he's going to be unpleasantly surprised by how this all plays out.

KEIR STARMER: *slaps roof of the Labour Party* "You'd be amazed at how much tolerance for best pals of Jeffrey Epstein I can fit in here"

Reform locking in that expansive Maria Caulfield appreciater vote. Milk stealers unite!

A lot of people are going to get really in the weeds about "how did it go so wrong" with Starmer, but the simple answer is his project was dependent on the biggest cunts in the country. The Labour Right.

Don’t know who needs to hear this (looking at you Labour HQ) but the thugs on London’s streets yesterday will never vote Labour. Stop chasing them. And they won’t give a shit if you stop immigration right now, they want immigrants already here gone. Never going to happen, so stop validating them!

He literally died trying to smear trans people as mentally unstable and black people as murderous while dodging a question about mass shootings.

Not going to screenshot but JKR is dishing out hugs to people who've changed their profile pic to "I Am Charlie Kirk" and is quoting bits of Mein Kampf to make her point about how we should be crying over dead nazis. Seriously.

I hope this queen who called Charlie Kirk's smile creepy to his face is having an amazing day today

STARMER: hey I'm appointing this close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile to be US ambassador :) BRITISH PRESS: ok :) [One year later] BRITISH PRESS: wait a minute

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

Political violence is bad but me and my mates need to set fire to this hotel because it contains people I don’t know personally but don’t like the idea of. Political violence is bad but I support the right of a country to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians because I’ve deemed them terrorists

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

The murder of rightwing political activist Charlie Kirk at a uni campus event is a deplorable illustration - like the assassination of a legislator in June - of how heightened polarisation combined with gun culture makes political violence much much too common in America news.sky.com/story/who-wa...

Oof.

3 stories down from the charlie kirk story. Save your tears for children who have to deal with the world he created

Political violence has had its global center in the United States. Saying it has no place here is just fucking stupid and ahistorical. A lie. It just usually happens to one class around the globe.

Funny how this keeps happening?

I truly pity the constituents of any Labour MP who thinks Alison McGovern is the answer.

Is this good or does it just remind me of Rim Tim Tagi Dim? youtu.be/fLt03BAQG0M?...

Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history. And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

Lemkin Institute release, Statement on the UK’s Equality and Human Rights Commission: Violation of the Paris Principles and erosion of protections for transgender and intersex people. Read it here ✊🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 bit.ly/EHRCUK

Shabana Mahmood to become Labour's Chris Grayling, moved from cabinet post to cabinet post continually failing upwards.

It's good that Lammy will spend a lot of time visiting prisons. It won't be such a shock to him later.

Is Murray being shoved out because KS wants him to storm off so Mrs McSweeney has a Scottish seat to jump at the next election? ...or just because he's a profoundly dislikable person?

On the same day in the Telegraph:

If Rayner had set out to minimise her tax bill, she could have waited til her son turned 18 before buying the Hove house. She didn't because she wasn't trying to minimise her tax bill.

Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.

If Graham Linehan is in a public space, he is committing a violent, abusive act. Make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails punch him in the balls

CAN YOU IMAGINE CALLING FOR SOMEONE TO BE ARRESTED FOR A TWEET?!?!

Graham Linehan and Lord Glasman complaining that the woke left stopped them from sleeping in big beds with their wives

Graham Linehan just posting about women's rights.

So the press knew full well the delicate details of Rayner's living arrangements but still pressed ahead with pursuing it anyway to the point that she's had to go public about it. Scum.

If Keir Starmer is opening his gob again, he is committing a violent, abusive act. Make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails, punch him in the balls.

I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt

OK, sure I'll take it

If you’re saying you’re worried about the safety of women and children, you have to be specific that you only care about white, British-born and cisgender women and children

Starmer saying that protesters are worried for the safety of their children and not saying their kids aren’t actually at risk is disgusting. Horrible little man