“There’s no sponge back there mate,” “That’s like dropping a tuning fork,” @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social described Robert Pattinson falling on ice so accurately I am giggling at the gym. Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

AOC: Vance believes fundamentally that what happened to Renee Good is acceptable and what should be ok in America every day and so as far as what a person like that believes, you have to start right there with the person that you're dealing with

So my daughter almost 16 yr old daughter saw the galaxy lego set and was inspired, and thought- we have a lot of pieces at home let’s see what I can do. And folks, she nailed it.

If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police

“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”

i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed

Same! Just got our sipping whiskey and every aisle - Bluesky is the official sports app? Game tonight better be on Bluesky, the offical sports app…

@mzenitz.bsky.social as Bluesky becomes the Offical Sports App (right @dennycarter.bsky.social ) thought I would share this scoop from the bad place. Great get by the Hawks - kid was offered by Bama earlier this week

Dad?

Billable hours has entered the chat

Mario hoping to avoid a blue shell here…

Watching Toney run through those spaces, it’s obvious Malachi is He Who Walks Behind the Rows

GOOD DOINK! Bank is OPEN

Panem et Circenses

This feels @janecoaston.bsky.social @mikegolicjr.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social relevant. I’ll add: I can't always say "There’ll be bear claw tomorrow" Bring a donut to me Bring a donut TO ME

17 years ago, we lost our baby girl, Charlie. The days that followed are still a blur, Julia & I will always remember the family and friends that held us up when every day felt like we were falling. Give your babies an extra squeeze regardless of how old they are. And be kind. It goes a long way

I have a sneaking suspicion we had a couple holiday totes get mixed together…

It’s TIME to HELP! Last year 62 amazing donors stepped up to pay off lunch balances for 242 Bennington students - this year, the need has unfortunately swiftly returned with $9,761 currently in outstanding student lunch debt. Please help our Badgers: buff.ly/dKN66kk

What a visual of an empty Memorial Stadium with still half of the 4th quarter left. Hawks are rolling.

The best way to consume homemade pumpkin pie, with homemade whip cream. I regret nothing… And Go Hawks! It’s Gameday!

Watching Iowa dunk left and right has me all nostalgic. Got an idea for a retro team photo…

The inflatables seemed a bridge too far for many. But currently debating a launch of my line for Tactical Pajama pants.

We have a Nebraska State Board of Education member pushing hard for retention - forgive me if I don’t want to see our state suffer more long term consequences due to chasing short term perceived moral victories.

No Beer! In true @sickoscommittee.org fashion, victory fist shake while waiting for my kid’s soccer pregame in Tulsa. Ugly Iowa Sickos football. Love it.

DOINK

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Dive in folks. My day job is spent making sure kids are safe and taken care of - and this goes a long way for a kid who isn’t in their usual “home” at Christmas www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...

Long post, so screen shot it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...

Sometimes you just have to pause and look up

So we can’t go back in time and change the outcome of the Iowa game, so I’m choosing to look forward. And man have we made some progress since not having a predictable offense. @scottdochterman.bsky.social ‘s OL article was spot on, look at 2023 just to compare- future is looking up

Are they teasing us with the Ohio State blackout uniforms?!

HAWKS we are up and rolling. Joining the familiar migration patterns to Iowa City. Temps are low but energy is HIGH! Let’s. Go. Hawks.

Friends, I am hoping to report back live from the stands- there is a literal Alberta Clipper coming to town. Iowa sickos say bring it on. Cold? My beer froze in the north endzone last Black Friday v Nebraska. We were born in the cold. Molded by it.

You wouldn’t think this is about a young man learning a new blocking technique where he gets to run through a guy’s screws (sternum) - but then do you know ball? Real @sickoscommittee.org stuff and I love it. @scottdochterman.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...

You wouldn’t think this is about a young man learning a new blocking technique where he gets to run through a guy’s screws (sternum) - but then do you know ball? Real @sickoscommittee.org stuff and I love it. @scottdochterman.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...

Hearing @stevengodfrey.bsky.social compare the College Football Playoff to a Dungeons and Dragons post game press conference just made me snort laugh. Well said. Also “Boring is an asset in college football,” man oh man will my Hawkeyes put that to the test (complimentary).

Hawkeyes, after being held out of the AP poll, debuts at #20 in the first College Football Playoff Rankings, ahead of Michigan and Washington, and right behind USC, next week’s opponent.

2016 my son & I made a November trip to Iowa City to watch a ranked team come to town. We’ve gone every year since he was 4 (not counting 2020), and he’s 18 now….decided we’d make some memories this Saturday and water our Iowa roots. Let’s. Go. Hawks! Another field storm on tap?

2016 my son & I made a November trip to Iowa City to watch a ranked team come to town. We’ve gone every year since he was 4 (not counting 2020), and he’s 18 now….decided we’d make some memories this Saturday and water our Iowa roots. Let’s. Go. Hawks! Another field storm on tap?

That’s my tough looking daughter! Did she get accused of hitting like a linebacker? Yes. Did I puff out my chest a little bigger? Also yes.

I've got a new business selling bread. We’re rolling in dough.

Panem.

Prayers up for that ISU young man. Brutal shot, and tough to have that on camera. Get medical folks in there asap.

Our pups were very well behaved for trick or treaters! No door crashing!

Shout out to all my Neilmed nasal rinsers. My ENT doc assigned using it “like brushing your teeth” 2 years ago, and I feel like more people should know just how awesome it is to be able to breathe and not feel like you have water balloons in your sinuses 24-7

Just some finishing touches for effect. Happy Halloween!

The same people who think buying junk food with SNAP benefits is “abusing the system” are fine with wealthy parents using vouchers to send their kids to private schools.

On a per play basis, Iowa beat Minnesota worse than Indiana beat UCLA. Wow.

“Does anyone work* anymore” *for a company that pays a livable wage

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.