He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.

Holy shit this is bad. Strait of Hormuz = free transit for 60 days, after that it’s up to Iran and Oman Nothing on missiles. All Iranian sanctions removed. $300 billion to Iran on top of releasing all frozen funds. We didn’t win a single point. Holy shit.

So it’s all just a glorified memo.

Trump on Iran: “I didn’t want to see an economic catastrophe; if you kept this going, it could have happened. “Every time we talked about peace, the stock market went up. “The stock market is more brilliant than anybody there is, including the people on this stage—other than me.”

Heads up to the moms whose SNAP benefits just got cut

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"Bread and circuses" except the bread has never been more expensive and the circus is lining the pockets of the oligarchy.

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

Maybe Trump can just put a giant tarp over Iran

I don't follow sports so I assume from the photos that the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Nobody has ever demonstrated this kind of mastery of financial manipulation. Donald Trump was able to manufacture hundreds of billions of dollars in financial market activity (both rising stock prices and falling oil prices) out of thin air. *Nothing* changed yet boom.

A nugget buried in the big & impressive NYT piece on how the Trump White House had an internal freak-out over the Epstein case....If Bondi didn't use DOJ email, what did she use? I recall a time when the right (and the NYT) went ballistic over a Cabinet official's use of non-government email.

Trump gets the "FIFA Peace Prize." Months later his DOJ drops a bribery case involving FIFA officials. FIFA "leases" office space at Trump Tower NYC that reportedly sits empty. Meanwhile, federal regulators look the other way as FIFA price gouges fans. Where's the red card when you need it?

Hi real archaeologist here, worked in the field for nearly 30 years, this is total bullshit, Indus valley (as one example) had major cities with clean water and clear equality (no rulers, similarly sized housing), we have rats today (ancient Egyptians had cats as pest control) etc, stop boosting 💩

The misogyny…

oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*

The Coolidge coin is actually quite a rare collectible precisely because the public didn't like it and the Treasury eventually melted most of them down. As a result, the rule against living persons on coins was instituted soon thereafter.

Trump is the biggest fool in the history of history.

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

Two days ago a sitting US Senator was pepper sprayed for protesting ICE and it didn’t even become national news.

Trump threatened to “blow up” one of our staunchest allies in the Middle East today and I couldn’t find it about it on the homepage of the Times, Journal, or Post

Looking at what he's done to the People's House (without Congressional approval, of course), I feel equal parts rage & embarrassment for our country. The Midterms can't come soon enough... #Register&VOTE 🌊

Them: it’s not a circus! be respectful of the president or leave the country! Meanwhile:

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

Popes have weighed in pretty heavily on tech since Gutenberg’s invention in 1440 was used to start printing Bibles. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Americans are optimistically choosing between food and medicine.

Surround yourself with the kind of people who are proud to have a library card.

Reminder that formerly enslaved Black people started Memorial Day. It was initially called Decoration Day as they decorated the graves of Union troops. “As He died to make men holy let us die to make men free”

Suzanne Vega releases “Luka” 39 years ago this weekend. She said she once received a fan letter about it: “Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince”

Not enough people are talking about this. A Florida airport was renamed after Donald Trump. He walked away with the trademark, the licensing rights, and a deal that lets him profit off every piece of merchandise sold there. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

i no longer believe there will be a meaningful resolution to the strait of hormuz stuff so long as he's the guy in charge. straight up not gonna happen

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Paul McCartney helped Stephen Colbert, his entire team, and their families, turn the lights out for the last Late Show.

The US already tried permanent Daylight Saving Time (DST) from January 1974 to October 1974. That's how long it lasted before Americans changed it back. Less than a year. Funnily enough, it was under the last Oil Shortage, too.

Cuba is so poor that Jared Kushner can’t even bother to talk peace with it.

Lee Zeldin is delivering a speech in the Oval Office behind a lectern while Trump sits. Weird optics.

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

Trump: "AI is amazing because right now we have more people working in the United States by far than we ever had before"

That sound you hear is John Thune screaming into a pillow

Making Oral Roberts and Jimmy Swaggart proud

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

Trump will sell out America in a New York minute.

Xi bringing up Thucydides while talking to Trump is so hilarious and mean

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Don't be surprised when Trump trades Taiwan for China's help opening the Strait of Hormuz.

The Speaker of the House in Alabama calls on the courts to “overturn the 14th Amendment.” This is the same legislative body, a court found engaged in intentional racial discrimination in drawing voting maps in the Milligan case. x.com/austinpratt_...

Fun Reminder: The GOP can't gerrymander Senate races.