if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

NAIL RINGS

It’s time to ride bikes and buy out street vendors…and I’m all out of gum. 😎 #BikeChi I’ll see you at Chinatown Square Plaza at noon 🤙🏽

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

My plea to Charlotte and the rest of the country is simple: get ready. Because when ICE or CBP shows up, fear will spread fast. But courage can spread faster.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

im broke af bc on disability so im on the “grocery store daily tobuy everything that is marked down due to expiration” diet and i always forget how creative i get in these times also i like leaving my house more w purpose

Leftists really have to prioritize public libraries in budget fights.

CBP has been hitting Skokie, outside of Chicago, hard today. At 10:45 today, they jumped out of their vehicles and arrested a man on Lincoln Ave.

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

i saw a vox pop and a guy said that 34 was too young to hold public office. 34??? that is a big age. If you go to uni and graduate at 21, thats 13 years of experience out in the field. these elderly, decrepit men have really skewed the way we look at adulthood

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

now that they’re done, you can tell how little juice they had the entire time because not one of these burnouts went with “ZOHRANTIFA” even once

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

woke up...proud? of America?

Really hitting me today how significant Mandani’s win is and how transformative his administration will be for nyc. I think he genuinely had the greatest policy platform of any candidate elect I’ve seen in my lifetime, backed by actual implementation plans

Kinda sad that Dick Cheney didn't live long enough to see New York elect a Muslim mayor but on the plus side he's dead

goddamn i hope mamdani roasts MBJ into some fkn action

A Border Patrol agent was caught on video telling another to throw tear gas “for fun,” according to a court filing. They also mocked protesters and residents who were getting gassed.

two days in a row in the saddle baybeee (at coffee shop)

who tf is that witch in the saddle

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

The conditions at the Broadview ICE facility are getting worse. This is why we keep coming back. Our neighbors are not alone. You can join us in demanding transparency + accountability at 1930 Beach Street.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

please fund transit so I don't have to spit on cars

made these absolutely delectable potato puff things and goddamn am i amazing

I'm so proud of everyone from my old neighborhood of Rogers Park in Chicago. I see what you have been and are doing. I am so proud of how organized the community is and how much more so everyone is becoming. It is inspiring. Just one example... And this is something EVERYONE can do. Everyone.

BREAKING: Sens. DURBIN, DUCKWORTH were just denied entrance to the Broadview ICE Facility in Illinois, unable to conduct constitutional role of oversight.

I wrote a little bit about the abuse DHS has inflicted on peaceful protesters and media, and the content creation the department is getting out of it. I hope to return to Broadview asap. Unfortunately, I do not have an outlet to send me, and I doubt I can travel with Kristi Noem and Benny Johnson.

im getting mawwied!

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network

what a fucking loser

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They can call it whatever they want, but by setting up a "Unified Command" to handle crowd control at Broadview, the Cook County Sheriffs and the Illinois State Police are performing security work for ICE—something that is not supposed to happen in this state.

Chicago. Today.

The wildflowers in town are just spectacular this year so I had to photograph and paint them! ‘Wildflowers at Lake Pocotopaug 1 (looking north) East Hampton, CT 10x8” oil Available!

thats my man and it was me calling him girl 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

Broadview Police have opened an investigation into an attack from federal agents on a CBS crew at Broadview, per BPD Chief Mills.

They will never break us. Free them all.

Very relieved @unraveledpress.com journalist and all around great human @peoplesfabric.com was released after being unjustly detained by federal agents last night while reporting on the horrifying events at the Broadview ICE processing facility outside Chicago.

Another big assault by the federal agents. Tear gas, flash bangs, I don't know what else. People panic, scatter. Pushed all the way back to the highway. I can hear calls for medics.

They should make a bus that goes to the salt shed

Oh yeah they shot at me and another journalist (as you can see).

Clarifying: @peoplesfabric.com has been detained

ope i cant look at mass pics ill cry because my arms still hurt thats enough socials today ily all

i will never forget how many ppl blocked and practically crucified me for speaking out on covid response/effects being similar to aids/hiv. i watched ppl i thought were With It call me stupid, tell me im disrespecting the gay community. THEN the info abt covid affecting/depleting t cells came out.

Protesters tried to stop an ICE vehicle. The agent kept driving through the crowd. Broadview PD stayed on traffic control on 25th, as the agent kept driving through the crowd.

now that the dust has settled on the kirk shooting and with the benefit of hindsight and the kimmel thing playing out i sure hope bluesky's leadership is asking itself why their mod team so instinctively behaved exactly the way this fascist administration wanted them to before even having been asked