i messaged you back in an alternate timeline

The world looks different in the sun

Love a good sillage

Do the Christians, Muslims and Jewish people know that they all have the same God? If you just say it out loud, your actions instantly become deplorable and ridiculous.

I don’t know what I just saw but I know I liked it. Magic Farm is one doozy nut of a film.

This floof is here if you need it

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

“I think I was born to be a nepo baby’ - my daughter

My daughter just played me MIA and MGMT like she discovered them

I’m just a book you throw away

I could really go for some peach coloured mules this summer, you know?

If someone gave me a Kelly I’d say aw thank you but I’d prefer a Birkin. But like I wouldn’t be mad at them or anything .

Did someone say scented mini scandals?

I can’t believe John and Carolyn died again

The thing that makes shadows so beautiful is the light. Always the light.

You’re so hot it’s hurting my feelings

My horoscope says I don’t have to save everyone.. so

living the scream

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

I’m about to have a Coca-Cola, David lynch

I just saw tv history made on that last episode of love is blind Sweden 😂😂😂 a man caught redhanded gaslighting a woman. We love to see it.

I’m too pretty to have to work every day

What happened to Iran releasing the Epstein files? Oh they lied?

I ran into an old friend today at another agency and when I said how are you, he broke down into tears. Iranians are not ok. And maybe no one is. We’re all tired and heartbroken on the daily and still show up to work to make an ad for KitKat or whatever… it feels out-of-body

There’s no way I could EVER take a Markwayne seriously

putting one album on repeat for several days is severely underrated

I keep tearing up thinking about the little group of dogs that rescued themselves 🥹

“It’s a little dark…..but still I take your point” - things guys say

Apparently we need helium for MRIs, see it’s good to know these things

At this point my only plan is a spaceship pulling up and an alien bestie choosing me like a rescue cat.

I remember when Assad fell and the Sednaya torture prison opened, and we found out that even though the regime knew it was over, it spent the last bit of energy it had murdering the brightest and most inspirational dissidents it had in its dungeons. I fear this is exactly what the IRGC is doing now.

the way you vibrate with warmth when your eyes move over the words, that’s the stardust glowing inside your chest, lighting you up like a paper lantern

If the moon did not ... no, if you did not I wouldn’t either, but what would I not do, what prevention, what thing so quickly stopped. - Bob Creeley

Let the void shudder at the thought of you.

passwords should be like “that’s close enough”

But my question is how is Kyle Richards spending 6figures/month on shopping if all her dresses are from Zara?

If you don’t think ICE is going to be violent at our airports, you really haven’t been paying attention to ICE murdering people in our streets and abducting children and wrenching parents away, as well as ICE detention centers which are death camps.

ICE agents showed up at airports across the country this morning. Most seemed to have no clear purpose just standing around. Apparently the only goal was to make travelers uneasy with federal agents hovering around.

Don't let anything stop you. That's what death is

I swear to god if I see one more snowflake I will slap it so hard

The smallest man who ever lived is a lot of men

My child’s playlist goes from rap to Edith Piaf to Radiohead to a violin rondo so my job is done right?

“Love is a battle. Love is a war. Love is a growing up.”

When I told you everything ends, you said not us.

God funny af for making his ashiest humans oil obsessed maniacs

How I linger to admire, admire, admire the things of this world that are kind, and maybe also troubled — Mary Oliver

i think he knows

btw you deserve all the magic and whimsy in the world