when your husband gets promoted to head jv coach 🏈✨

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

the accuracy, never stay silent for long, then repeat the cycle 🤣🤣🤣

*Googles directions how to get out of my own head

Advent calendar of curses

I'm gonna need Clarissa to explain this.

Just a reminder during the holiday season

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

OK so it turns out a lot of you don't have $3M lying around. Who knew I had so many poor followers. Don't worry, I got you fam: here's a nice 3/1 1015sqft that you can more easily afford in Cupertino! It's got appliances! And it's got those 3 magic words: Monta. Vista. High. Buy it now!

You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …

Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.

What song did he perform

Every year I see the panic-inducing headlines "IS CANNED PUMPKIN ACTUALLY PUMPKIN" Designed to get us all to click because wHaT iS In oUr FoOd!? And like, the answer is yeah ok it's not a Jack O' lantern pumpkin but the REAL answer is: WHAT THE FUCK IS PUMPKIN www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...

hey @nytimes.com i had the scoop on this story hours ago. add a reference in your story to my name and outlet. thanks. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...

Omg this....

South Floridians from Cuba, Haiti and Venezuela expecting to become U.S. citizens this week learned instead that their naturalization ceremonies had been canceled after the Trump administration issued a sweeping directive aimed at halting immigration from so-called high-risk countries.

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

I'm at the combination

Icymi: A week before Thanksgiving, the Trump administration deleted the Federal Report on Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...

we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of

it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.

Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error. (Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)

it just hit me that's been way, way too long since I've had good crab rangoon 💔

a dingo pupy christmas - patreon.com/wolfpupy

"Retiring early is also a favorite topic among the students in the personal-finance class at Winooski High School in Vermont, according to teacher Courtney Poquette." LOL are they teaching FIRE in High School now?

Again, this is the cognitive test that Donald Trump thinks was very hard.

The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really

my favorites after meet the queens s18: Athena, briar, darlene, Kenya, mandy, Mia, myki, and vita. I know it's early but I'm team Kenya for the crown already 👑

that’s enough reality for one day

Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video: “this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

NYT would have sent out push alerts if Biden said this.

www.them.us/story/method... #LGBTQ

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

when I find myself ADHD body doubling with my coworker

thanks, business doula

you should be able to have entrance music in court