every finance guy in the Disney+ division has been camping outside Iger's office for a week with signs saying BOB WHAT THE FUCK

Goodnight from the Chapelwood Working Men’s Club committee, imposing a ban on booking any further mediums after last week’s unfortunate events. Goodnight from Neville Muleward, wondering if there’s an effective charm against the tight hold of melancholy. Goodnight from Hookland.

A little witchy mari

We are all enjoying ourselves & don't want it to end.

#TodayInQueerHistory September 22 (1840) While travelling through Europe with her wife, Anne Lister died of a fever in Kutaisi, Georgia. Although the bulk of Lister's estate was left to make cousins, her wife, Anne Walker, was provided for. Lister's tombstone was rediscovered in 2010.

26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special. Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views. Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.

"I'm gonna be very human right now with my emotions" is an instant fail on the voight-kampff test. Also, are American christian extremists all murdering their pets right now?

Having dealt with victims of sexual abuse for decades. I learned that peadophiles with multiple victims, hide in plain sight. They are often very significant in their communities, very popular and are the last person you might expect to be grooming your child. I never came across a trans abuser.

oh bravo @privateeyenews.bsky.social 🏆

Those Disney+ subscription cancellations must have hit those shareholders HARD.

‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg https://theonion.com/chief-of-war-producers-confirm-season-2-will-show-hawaiians-battling-mark-zuckerberg/

Oh yeah, sweater went for a tenner above that person who tried to give me an early offer.

Not an expert but I think there is a slight 'tell' here that these images were selected by an AI. Can you spot what it is?

KUOW - Newborn orca spotted with Northwest's endangered J Pod

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

... ... ... no, I'm not going to do it ... ... ... must be strong ... ... ... i will only complain about this online ... ... ... i just *love* when people who don't know much about computers are insistent that the mistake is on my end and not theirs, when I'm trying to help them get online. Love it.

I wrote this article, summarizing the fantastic diversity of shark and ray reproductive styles, before we learned the truth: Charlotte was never pregnant, she had a tumor, and it killed her.

Since I pulled it up to assign as a reading for my shark biology course: Remember Charlotte the stingray, who appeared pregnant despite being the only stingray in her tank? www.southernfriedscience.com/no-a-shark-d...

Dammit. Fave bra's elastic finally gave up the ghost this afternoon. (Cute, comfy, went under nearly all tops)

There should be a high bar for politicians attacking the media, but maybe Ed Davey has half a point here? For example, the first three paragraphs of this BBC story repeat Reform's £243bn figure without saying that the thinktank behind the estimate now disowns it. (This is mentioned in paragraph 35)

You couldn’t make Father Ted these days because someone already has, but a sock manufacturer in the 1970s got surprisingly close.

This SmartCar that has developed warning stripes to keep predators at bay

🎵 When I get that feeling I want sexual eeling 🎵

And both in the care of Pedro Pascal!

This morning? Not the usual nurse. Me: 'she's not here to take the piss out of me?'

that’s better

This Frankenstein wine has a mixed-up body, fruity and earthy notes, an astringent base, and a finish of existential despair…

More nature! Because nature is good even when a lot of other shit is bad. Today's photo: a kingfisher with, well, a fish. Photo by me.

I have decided to leave my vast fortune, when I get one, to eliminating malaria. This is mostly because that'll require killing like millions of mosquitoes, and fuck those little bastards. Not coincidentally, I have been bitten lots this weekend and have bite marks the size of tea cups.

why is this news how is this news why is he being interviewed I'm losing my MIND

you couldn't make father ted these days, because you'd be sued by hat trick productions for copyright infringement

if audio wants to grow, it has to pivot to video also, if salads want to grow, they should pivot to pudding

The League of Gentlemen's WEAPONS

Spectacular octopus from the floor of the women’s changing room at the Central Baths in ancient Herculaneum. This magnificent #Roman monochrome mosaic makes quite an impact! 📷 by me #MosaicMonday #Archaeology

370) Rubberduckbot. A robot that's a rubber duck, for bath-time companionship. #SmallRobotsRemastered

"You couldn't make The Birth of a Nation nowadays," laments D. W. Griffith, "because it's three hours long, very racist, and I am dead."

Seriously how hard is it to say “This is an outrageous attack on our friends and neighbours who are in this country legally and have followed all the rules to get settled status, who are valued members of our communities, get to fuck frog-face”?

Repost for Irish Film Classifications by Damien Owens, because it's just come up in FB memories and it's still *brilliant*.

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Alas! It is the 427th anniversary of the demise of (admittedly quarrelsome) actor Gabriel Spenser at the hands of playwright Ben Jonson, armed “with a certain sword of iron and steel called a Rapiour of the price 3s.” in a duel. And Jonson got away with it because he knew some Latin

Just the right amount of Wicker Man-ishness for me.

“Come,” said the Wind to the Leaves one day. "Come over the meadow and we will play. Put on your dresses of red and gold. For summer is gone and the days grow cold." 'An Autumn greeting' by George Cooper #AutumnEquinox🌬️🍂 #BookchatWeekly 🎨 Franklin Booth, 1911

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Good morning from Wales where the dog is doing her bit for the LNG marketing board

"As a writer, what's your daily routine?" "Well, it' sessential to start the day prowling around town, looking for the one Elsa sandal that my daughter kicked off in transit to soft-play"

always loved this photo because man she was not done justice lol

PHOTO OF THE DAY: The 2 people used in American Gothic by Grant Wood stand next to the iconic painting. They were Wood’s sister, Nan Graham, and his dentist, Dr. Byron McKeeby (1942). 📷 Cedar Rapids Museum of Art Archives

What if... shhh, listen a sec, listen a sec... I promise it's a good idea... what if... I climbed a cathedral in the middle of the night? Tho? What if... I did that?

Monday innit