The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars. #Sinners #Oscars2026

If you, a stranger, feel compelled to respond to this with a link to an article about Madonna saying Penn never hit her after he sued her for defamation, I will ask why you don't have hobbies, remind you of other famous men who've used THAT EXACT PLAYBOOK, and then block you for being annoying.

CONAN: “For the first time since 2012 no British people are nominated for Best actor or best Actress… a British spokesperson commented, ‘Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.’" #Oscars

Y’all she had a HIP REPLACEMENT IN DECEMBER.

This is Hannah Beachler, a production designer on ‘Sinners’ and there is no reason to wear fringe if you don’t do this.

I didn't really understand Twink Death as a concept until this happened

Congrats to Amy but sorry academy, you have me like this at that Wunmi snub. #Oscars

Goodnight from The Bronze Heart pub, where the prophetic paws of Jackie its resident cat are in demand for tips on next week’s Pools. Goodnight from Bryony Mayford, convinced one of the walls she just flyposted with The Bone Collective bills growled at her. Goodnight from Hookland.

Honestly? Fuck the Home Office. After tonight's service I spent my evening hearing stories of how the Home Office treats Iranian Christian Converts, Nigerian Lesbians, and Indian Doctors, and the fear and pain and anxiety they're all experiencing is absolutely abhorrent and unnecessary.

I drew this a good decade ago, and it’s only funny if you happen to know one of the other common names.

I am reading a novel where the author is trying to make nighthawks creepy, and I dunno, man, they’re absolute derpbirds.

And I realize I’m trying to say this as someone who wrote a whole-ass novel about roadrunners! But look at these things:

For many years @chrishewitt.bsky.social and I have discussed our great unwritten Empire feature, Fit Directors. Suddenly there is a new urgency to our magnum opus.

Oh Ed Harris's FACE 🥹

I haven't seen Weapons, but I do fondly remember Amy Madigan (and Ed Harris) refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's lifetime achievement award at the Oscars.

I'm having to be held back from stealing the pillows at this restaurant 🦤

In conclusion I'm not convinced Luc Besson has ever read Dracula, but he *did* get a drunk bloke to watch the Coppola version and give him the gist.

Good fucking lord, lads. We don’t need to boost Newt Fucking Gingrich being a Fucking maniac. It’s Newt fucking Gingrich. He’s a fucking maniac. There’s nothing there. Just a black hole of ravenous mindless hatred

Sometimes the most remarkable art is hidden in plain sight. A beautiful Arts & Crafts church in Hertfordshire reveals a dazzling interior of William Morris and Edward Burne-Jones glass, and Victorian mosaics. Pre-Raph lovers might want to detour off the A119. @eastangliabylines.co.uk

If you have Oscars fever, we have the cure: rapid administration of intravenous antibiotics, IV fluids to maintain blood pressure, and removal of the infection source within the first hour of diagnosis.

Aquarius: You will be noticed this week. Noticed by all the people at the park as you lose a wrestling match with an elderly raccoon.

Capricorn: Get out. You know what you did. And don't let the door hit you on the way out--it's a bad door day for you.

Scorpio: KNIFE WEEK IS BACK! Get ready for seven days of blades, blades, blades! Gemini lives upended by knives! Some helped, MANY harmed! Stabbings, slicings, choppings and much, MUCH more! Opportunities will knock, murderers WON'T! Knife Week: IT CUTS BOTH WAYS!

Cancer: The back of your wardrobe does not lead to Narnia, so stop checking. There's no easy way out of this life for you.

Definitely don't put your faith in failed sickly undergrads.

Aries: You will have "the craziest" dream tonight. Keep it to yourself. Nobody’s interested.

Pisces: Use this week to catch up on personal projects, whether that's compiling a family tree or finally watching seasons 5-9 of Cake Boss.

*pause* Caroline is eyeing up Mary like she's an entire baklava display.

there are people who want to play Jane, people who want to play Lizzie, and then there are those of us who would kill to play Mrs Bennet. Or Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Or Caroline Bingley. DRAMA QUEENS UNITE.

We once described her approach to the red carpet as "With respect, fuck this"

ten minutes in and I am LOVING The Other Bennet Sister.

Please for the love of everything check that you and your kids are up to date on their vaccinations. No matter how old they are.

Weapons (2025)

in related news, Jodie Comer gives off such strong 'Mum' vibes that I'm trying to think of a recent film/tv show that she hasn't played a mum, never mind any hint of her ever having had kids.

the problem with certain actors appearing onscreen is that I've never seen them cast as anything but useless. In many shades, but always ultimately useless. (idiots, feckless, well-meaning but a bit dim, etc)

How in the fuck have we as a nation gone through at least 6 different years of 3 monarchs? I. Just. What. (1066, 1216, 1483, 1553, 1689, 1936) Always involves an edward or william. (Keep a close eye on wills in a few years time) We are not a serious people.

#TodayInQueerHistory March 15 (1926) Ruth Simpson, an author, historian, community leader and founder of the US's first lesbian community centre was born #OTD. She recorded the history of the early gay rights movement in her 1976 book From the Closets to the Courts.

You’ll Find Me There - 18x24” acrylic on canvas. Available.

“Well, lads, we’ve lost against Kneecap again. Should we have another try against Bob Vylan?”

Mama a big hit with local gentry.

Caroline still has double vision after her accident.

I love this joke. You love this joke. We all do. It is hilarious. Buuuuuut...you know we're about to discuss Roman calendars, right? And that this joke isn't quite right? SO! Let's talk about Roman calendars and why the 'number months' (Sept-Dec) do not match their numbers (7-10)! 1/

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

Massachusetts has proven that the rich generally stay, and in fact still keep coming, after the wealth tax went into effect

So, basically Fillion wants to produce a Firefly animated series, but hasn’t sold it to any network yet and is hoping to get fans to loudly demand it. Strangely, he has the sense to make clear Whedon isn’t involved, but dumb enough to have Adam Baldwin still in the cast deadline.com/2026/03/nath...

This is devastating. Check your meters, tell your loved ones to check theirs

Labour posted this on Facebook. Starmer's Labour has enacted the first new anti-LGBT legislation since Thatcher and the replies are, predictably, many variations on "you don't know what a woman is". Congrats Labour, you've chased the worst voters on the planet and managed to make EVERYBODY hate you.