We could just scrap TSA and go back to having airports & airlines be responsible for their own security. We wouldn’t have this chaos when there’s a government funding gap, and as a nice perk we’d ditch a lot of time-consuming theater that adds little meaningful security benefit.

How your email finds me

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

The people who cancelled Jimmy Kimmel after Charlie Kirk's assassination will now control television stations that reach 80% of Americans, twice that what was legally allowed before Trump's takeover. The state capture of network television is almost complete.

Bad headline. Better Shitty security implementation and code reviews and policies allow meta employees to run well known insecure software and check in shit generated code into security sensitive areas.

One thing that AI evangelists seem to assume, particularly legal AI evangelists assume, is that the thinking and analysis is quick, and the writing is just tedious busywork that slows us down. But the writing IS the thinking and analysis. You work out the thinking and analysis by writing it down.

🚡🟧➗🤿🏤 #rbf

Have decided that my favorite male athletic team are the Indianapolis Clowns. Not taking additional questions TBH

Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.

still can’t qwhite put my finger on why team usa’s baseball team has no culture except for co-opting military things or why that’s super off-putting for a lot of people, guess we’ll never know

To paraphrase Bomani Jones an his most recent podcast "It's popular because Americans are seeing people having fun playing baseball for the first time in their lives"

more than anything what Team USA needs to work on for the next WBC is not fielding a team with so much Cop Energy

Someone in NYC should do interviews with middle-school kids who take the subway to and from school every day, to see if they have any advice for Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy who can't seem to go a single day without pissing himself in fear over them.

These guys had a more coherent plan for managing the gas crisis than the current administration

how is "mayor chooses his words carefully" a NYT story but "president chooses his words like a haunted magic 8 ball on meth" not

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

“Look at that bird” A Play In Three Acts

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

My hottest mental health take: A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. They’re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason it’s become popular to blame “mental health” is because it’s a way of evading responsibility.

Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day. Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.

Make it stick.

Yall ain’t tell me Eric Benet dropped an exclusive today 😭

It must be really hard working in a professional kitchen what with all the spies and secret agents in hot pursuit of bad guys constantly running through smashing up all your shit.

My daughter: in the TLC song “No Scrubs,” what do they mean by “scrub”? Me: Honey this is the one and only pop song in history that opens up with a dictionary and thesaurus entry.

I’m struck by how every day the admin is like “whoever could have foreseen these consequences?!” when the consequences thus far — evacuations, the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, rise in gas prices, etc. — are all the literal most obvious consequences.

huh.

jfc

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things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

One day I hope this will feel outdated. We’re nowhere near there yet.

Sure.

This one hits hard.

Men really live their lives expecting everything they say to fly without question. Got all kinds of vile and violent energy when they don’t feel physically threatened. It’s interesting how quickly they bitch up when another man enters the mix. Y’all do need to police each other.

It’s important to understand they were just people. Movements are made up of everyday people.

I still don't know why Microsoft didn't learn from Clippy. We hated him and we hate this too. Also, I can just write my own email.

i first registered to vote in the mid ‘80s at a jesse jackson speech in new york. he had tables set up at the front of the auditorium staffed by volunteers with registration forms. the only thing i remember about his speech is how it made me feel. i had never been that fired up before #rip

ICYMI

Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...

I do really wish more reporters would just ask "Speaker Johnson, do you think it’s appropriate for the Speaker of the House—third in line of succession to the presidency—to be so consistently unfamiliar with current events?"

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

When Pam Bondi is questioned about rich and powerful people raping children, she prefers to talk about rich and powerful people making money.

I do appreciate that elected officials are starting to pivot to comparing ICE to KKK members and slave catchers instead of Nazis. Nice touch for Black History Month

"Jeffrey Epstein's island simply happened to be on my way to where I was going on my yacht" is such a simple and relatable explanation that could happen to anyone

Carole King released 'Tapestry' 55 years ago today. 💿 Rolling Stone ranks it as the 25th Greatest Album of all Time. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay