I’m sorry, the streets were BRINED??

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural

There are only two offenses the Constitution goes out of its way to specifically say merit impeachment, and this is one of them.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Dog viciously mauled by a tiger. #cats #kittens #caturday

Gonna try to cut this off as early as possible: White people, if you are feeling the energy to get onto Nicki right now while not challenging the whiteness and white supremacy that led to this (especially this shit), congrats that's your anti-Blackness shining through. You somehow found time to 1/

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Live your life such that you don’t have to put your own name all over random places just to be remembered.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

imo if all the richest ppl on the planet are at once begging you to lower your standards for art and media consumption you can bet that it benefits them more than whatever they selling your ass on and should consider the opposite of what's suggested

Just because that’s how much they cost doesn’t mean that’s how much they’re worth 🤷🏼‍♀️

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history

When the nighte hath come And the londe ys darke And the moone ys the sole lighte that we see Nay, Ich wil not be afrayde Oh, Ich wil not be afrayde Just as longe as thou stondest by me

My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it

This is my cyclical reminder that there's really only one consistently reliable source of info in the public record that isn't owned by right wing billionaires, who really want to put an end to it. Please give at least the $2.75 minimum they request if you can. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

A lot of great Reiner movies but Spinal Tap being a parody of a particular style of music that thrived in a specific period of time and still managing to feel fresh and completely hilarious today despite there being a million things influenced by it is a real testament to how talented he was

Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.

My wife and I were talking about Musk and all of a sudden my kid said 'Musk should go to mars and open a restaurant called Buttheads' out of nowhere

Nate Silver can fuck all the way off

I just wanted to remind everyone that I am the head of Antifa and right now we are having a special on all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp at all seven of our locations!

The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTE, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison

[making small talk with the sex robot afterward] can you juggle

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?

A toddler was offended yesterday because I asked if he needed help walking down the stairs. “I KNOW how to walk stairs.” Okay, fine, then, damn. Should’ve pushed him.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Lenny Kravitz Buddy Guy John Mellencamp Sheryl Crow Chris Stapleton

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words

While baking tomorrow's pumpkin pie, I only had to take the label out of the recycling three times to check the recipe, a new personal best.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

Come to mama. cc: @natanlast.bsky.social

Tell me, bro, where is your EDITOR?

I promise you, the gaping maw of loneliness & a lack of purpose borne of the mismatch between the self you truly are & the one-size-fits-all mold of patriarchal masculinity will NOT be filled by subjecting a woman to pregnancy, childbirth, and unequal divisions of labor just so you can be a father.

Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays: Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink. If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business. Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

This whole situation is a case study for how badly writers need editors. And therapy.

For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

they could make so much on AI by charging a dollar more to turn it off