Yes. Yes! Thank you

Democrats should have Chris Hansen stationed at the exit.

Between Jeff Bezos' evisceration of The Washington Post, Bill Gates' appearance in the Epstein Files, and, you know, every single thing Elon Musk has done, at least we'll see the end of the Myth of the Benevolent Billionaires.

Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.

we need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen

Being a sideline reporter must be a very easy job.

He’s going to cover it in gold wallpaper.

I have determined that anyone who would play here already has a lifetime residency in Branson, so we’re done.

do not listen to anyone who says they need more training

A note from our editors:

The American people didn’t vote to consolidate the three branches of government. They actually can’t do that. This weirdo is second in line for the presidency.

In December 1994, William Shatner asked a radio host if his name, MJ, stood for Most Jerk. This remains the worst burn on record. I have not been able to take him seriously for 31 years.

Replace the Pro Bowl with a rebooted QB Challenge.

This is corruption on a breathtaking level. Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan, an Abu Dhabi royal nicknamed the "spy sheikh", pumped $187mn into Trump family businesses. A WSJ team has the whole story, reported here for the first time. Remember: Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm.

I’m too tired to figure out if this is a joke.

All boxers should wear toupees and fight until someone’s piece flies off, Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em style.

Really punching that nigga hair off 😭😭 I knew somebody would record it

Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids

If your argument is that children shouldn’t be brought to a protest because there’s a good chance a federal agency will tear gas all the peaceful attendees, you don’t really believe that we have the right to protest.

The director of Melania movie

BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

Everything in this picture would make an awesome band name.

We're getting there

The people of MSP continue to be terrorized while Dems in Congress play incremental footsie with a cabal of pedophiles over where they can meet in the middle. Wonder how many Dems are in the files we haven't seen yet. Might explain the constant folding.

Marimar Martinez is a hero. She was shot 5 times by ICE. The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire. He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”. DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her. Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.

It’s going to be 30 minutes of Rob Schneider in a robe and dirty pajamas crying while eating a block of cheese standing in front of an open fridge.

ICE is camped out at a free clinic/food shelf on the Northside if you'd like to see how de-escalation and targeted enforcement is going.

They used "anti-semitism" as a pretext to deport foreign-born students and chill free speech, and their deportation chief -- the one with the nonstandard Hugo Boss-style greatcoat -- was spouting anti-semitic insults at a US attorney

Bari Weiss: Gives softball interviews to Woody Allen Has Larry Summers on the board of her college Hosts debates with Alan Dershowitz

Bari Weiss success makes so much more sense now doesn't it.

Doo do doo

new CBS contributor Peter Attia

It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.

Here’s Duke behavioral economist Dan Ariely asking Jeffrey Epstein for “the name and email of the redhead that was here with you.” This is four years after Epstein’s 2008 conviction for procuring a child for prostitution.

Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

They spend the whole movie talking about how pretty this song is. It’s one of the greatest payoffs of all time.

Republican Senator X voted against lowering your health insurance costs and instead gave 75 billion MORE dollars to ICE there you go democrat hopefuls, i better see this on every TV and in every mailbox this fall

Jesus Christ

Hey @cnn.com Scott Jennings says Alex Pretti deserved to be murdered in the street like a dog. You agree with that? You think he should cash a paycheck? I hope you all go fucking broke

Jeopardy! (Series, 1984 - )

We are all 12s

The Seattle Seahawks are America's Team.

Again I say…

Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.

When you are too weird and off putting for the world's biggest pedophile. They could invent a guy in a lab who's only job is to be last picked for kickball by everyone until the end of time and Musk would still clear him