I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?

oh I can't believe I forgot to post this here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025

Less than five hours to go before this bitch is out the door.

How I am walking out of 2025

Well guys, we’ve been through all of 2025 and we’re still here. That sure was a rough one. Let’s crush up some barbiturates and sneak them into 2026’s champagne tonight.

In another life I was a professional gift wrapper and I was so happy

Wow! 🤦🏾‍♂️

Edward Cullen:

I’m in one of these!

I dunno. But if infection rates are at record highs and still climbing and I was going to be in an indoor space with other people, I feel like I’d WANT to be wearing a mask. Especially at the doctor/pharmacy. Especially since you can’t really trust people to have taken other kinds of precautions.

NY is having a bad flu season. More hospitalizations last week than any week on record. Health authorities are encouraging everyone aged 6mo+ to get the flu vax (it's not too late). Find a provider here: on.nyc.gov/getvaccinated. You can filter for sites where there's no cost for the uninsured.

Saw a good bread this Christmas.

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Stella Dallas and Dodsworth make a really interesting and kind of infuriating double feature.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Make a Bond movie casual Diet another day

This is thought to be the earliest photograph of a snowman in the world ⛄ ❄ It was taken at Penllergare by Mary Dillwyn in c.1853 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Mary is thought to be one of the earliest female photographers in the world 📷 museum.wales/articles/972... #Wales #History

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠

Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!

Holidays are coming! Perfect for family members or a work white elephant gift. bookshop.org/p/books/you-...

I stopped with the New Years Resolutions thing a while ago because who needs that kind of pressure AND guaranteed failure to add to all the self-loathing but this year I’m going to start a new tradition of making a New Year’s Wish. It feels nicer I think. ✨

Man, am I grateful for sewers. I cleaned my apartment this morning, took a shower, use the bathroom, I’m currently running the dishwasher and doing several loads of laundry. All that dirty water is being handled by the Northwest Bergen County Utility Authority. Amazing stuff.

NEW: New York Governor Kathy Hochul signed into law a bill late Friday night that provides a remedy for victims of coerced debt—a kind of financial abuse where bad actors either take out lines of credit in another person’s name without them knowing or pressure someone into accruing debt.

I finished The Lamb by Lucy Rose today and it’s one of my favorite things I ever ever ever read.

I had this book for my kids and this is the best reading of it I've ever heard thank you.

Double featuring The Best Years of Our Lives and First Blood and I’m not sure why I made this choice. Definitely not a bad choice. Just kind of a rough one.

Looking forward to the Gaston prequel where we learn that as a boy he watched helpless as a gang of books murdered his parents, and begins eating 4 dozen eggs every morning so he can get large enough to wage war on libraries everywhere.

There is nowhere that has my jelly donut.

One silly stupid thing we don’t really need that I wish existed is drive-thru car washes that took longer to get to the end like with another magic light section and maybe more suds baths? Extra time in the rain sheet? Moving beam lights? Just like double the length with more going on inside.

As the literacy rate declines, you’ll ask yourself why the quality of life continues to deteriorate in ways large and small, and in almost every instance the answer will be: because people stopped reading.

Combative misogynists to the left of me, paternalistic busybodies to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with my blinds closed.

this has become a very important video to me

Holidays are coming! Perfect for family members or a work white elephant gift. bookshop.org/p/books/you-...

There are 26 days left in 2025 and while I don’t believe in everything magically resetting when the ball drops I am incredibly ready for this year to be done. Maybe all that will change is the date but I want this bitch gone.

When food gets sent back at a restaurant it goes in the garbage. If a technological forgery is programmed to express displeasure with an order, the ingredients, time, and skill required to prepare it and the patience required to indulge men accompanied by sexualized tamagotchis goes in the garbage.

"Did women have no choice, Wilcox wondered, but to wander the world hoping never to step on a landmine of a man?" Read an excerpt from Christa Hillstrom's @atavist.com story about a nurse's quest to document the life and death of every woman killed by a man in the US. longreads.com/2025/12/04/f...

Woohoo! We raised $200 in total for Transgender Law Center! Thank you to everyone who participated—if you ordered a copy, if you spread the word, if you said oh this book looks like it’s not for me but I’ll click the link to TLC and make a donation unrelated to this, or anything else—thank you!

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

I miss kinkos.

I named my fists “He” and “Is” cause they’re always rizzin

Don’t miss your chance to get this!!!

Okay this is the last time I’m gonna clog up your feed with this—you have about six hours left before she vanishes into a sparklemist.

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Randomly remembering how after we closed the karaoke bar down and it was all empty and put away me and one of the bartenders would duet The Rose by Bette Midler.