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Abslutely top mayoring; a message full of history, resistance, compassion, clarity and warmth

This is what a public official should be: "Happy holiday, here's a bunch of historical context"

Milli Vanilli was actually short for Milliard Vanilliard

@geoffdgeorge.com sent me this to turn into the joker and i am turning into the joker

1990: I'm so glad I have to cancel these 7 orders I spent all day working on yesterday.... NOT 2026: Not me literally having to cancel these 7 orders I spent all day working on yesterday lol lmao

Man. The world fucking is on fire. So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people. Live whats left of your only life. If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul. Fuck the haters.

We’re excited to have Jasmine Davila as a storyteller at our First Time show on 3/11 at Martyrs. Jasmine has performed in live lit shows of all kinds, including Write Club, Tuesday Funk, and the show she produces and hosts—MISS SPOKEN. Tickets at firsttime.chirpradio.org

Me watching this week's episode of The Pitt: a furry wrote this

If you're in Chicago, I am the director of this storytelling show and you should come

Honeee hits the nail on the head with this meme

1. I like lots of SP music 2. I know my algorithms are curated but everywhere I look online and IRL young people are playing alt rock, shoegaze, metal, and hardcore. Sorry it’s not still on the radio, bro. 3. Step 1 in keeping rock music cool is not handwringing like a reactionary old fucking loser.

Trying to find a "destiny's child bills bills bills" gif for venmo, and the options are bill cosby eating a pudding pop, bill clinton in the "i did not have sexual relations" clip, buffalo bill from Silence of the lambs, bill o'reilly, it goes on

Ads are just AI products and pharmaceuticals. Like wtf are we even doing

i woke up today with a fire in my heart. a passion to do the one thing i love: bring value to shareholders

The Ken Bone fandom is dying. Reskeet if you're a true Boner

What the fuck?? Like... I know they don't understand gender dysphoria and think trans people are just perverts or something, but they still let ACTUAL perverts drive cars... what the fuck IS this???

Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock

New type of gal just dropped. Her head is regular size, but thighs big enough and strong enough to crush a 1980 Ford Pinto. The sound she makes when advancing down an endless corridor sounds like a unicorn. Her song cannot be comprehended by human ears. As an apex predator, eye contact is a threat.

*Cranks up the knob on my turntable, blasting "Feed Me, Seymour" on vinyl

In the spirit of FBI and CIA can't wait for CBS to premiere a new ICE primetime series, from the creators of Blue Bloods

Muppet remake of Little Shop of Horrors, where everyone is a Muppet, EXCEPT Audrey II who will just be an actual alien plant

Progressive mayors love encampment sweeps

My Gen Z coworkers will say "I'm dead" insead of "LOL" and it makes me feel like the tide has turned and I am no longer the April Ludgate, they are now the April Ludgate, and I am the Leslie Knope or the Ben Wyatt. And then it will happen to them too.

tfw jerry lundegaard is a *fucking* liar

The amount of observers that have been detained today in the city already that I’ve seen videos of is really spooky.It’s very clear that ice is now just straight up targeting observers in an effort to quash people watching them. It’s also clear that they are absolutely keeping databases of observers

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

the administration has commenced efforts to recapture stephen miller in his haunted painting

As Eli notes in the follow-up posts, last year Trump fired all the Biden appointees from the board of the US Holocaust Museum and replaced them with a bunch of Trump toadies. It's really gross that the org is throwing a fit like this. It's so obviously political.

Moon landing 2026: going through all our collective DVDS and just landing on Moon again.

Running low on M&M's in my trail mix. I'm going to invent a trail mix that's JUST M&M's

They are no longer perscribing Paxlovid to the general public when they get Covid, just people at greater risk of hospitalization. Or at least that's what the doctor said.

If David Letterman were still on The Late Show, he would probably do an extended bit about the name Puka Nacua that would last like 18 months.

Me, looking at ICE

Boy, it sure is cold…

"Why do I love this song so much? OH, because it's Buck Meek. That makes sense, then."

also today in sentences

If Renee Good truly had weaponized her vehicle, then it is protected under the 2nd amendment.

Jason Statham AS Jason Statham IN JASON STATHAM

I-94 and Wilson, Chicago, IL

national democrats had a lot more to say about charlie kirk than they do about Renee Good, and faster

The noise cancelling headphones make the word silent, but everyone else can still hear me muttering swear words under my breath in public

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

Approx once a week for the last 3 weeks the Facebook algorithim will show me something in my newsfeed that is a random neighborhood group that I do not follow, posting some sort of PSA about a dead animal, with a picture of the dead animal. Like a viral post of a dead animal with lots of engagement.

I love how all Pixel products are now like "fuck you, use your old charger. This doesn't come with a new charger. You're thinking of the old standard. This is the new standard. Charger not included. Fuck you."